Rhana Dandra
@rhanadandra.bsky.social
She/Her
Tall goth and occasional streamer
Tall goth and occasional streamer
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Greebling is the opiate of the masses.
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Greebling is the opiate of the masses.
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
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shared a room with my five year old during christmas travel and woke up every morning to her performing an original song called “I wonder if daddy is awake and can hear me singing”
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
shared a room with my five year old during christmas travel and woke up every morning to her performing an original song called “I wonder if daddy is awake and can hear me singing”
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santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”
December 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
santa isn’t coming this year because he’s on a “semen retention journey”
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A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A Christmas elf’s candy cane stripes represent their achievements in battle. Red indicates an elf has drawn blood, while green is reserved for those with confirmed kills. More exotic colors designate elves who take a particular pleasure in dismemberment
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
when i say i'm "going to bed", i really mean i am going to fantasize about my OCs kissing until sleep eventually stops me
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Today we are unleashing Skynet, from the famous science fiction movie "Don't Create The Skynet"
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today we are unleashing Skynet, from the famous science fiction movie "Don't Create The Skynet"
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I am particularly fond of those times when a poet is compelled by the Spirit of Great Horniness to produce a work just a few hairs shy of pure pornography (Charles Simic)
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I am particularly fond of those times when a poet is compelled by the Spirit of Great Horniness to produce a work just a few hairs shy of pure pornography (Charles Simic)
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this tee k.o. winner from eight years ago was maybe the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything. fuck
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
this tee k.o. winner from eight years ago was maybe the hardest I’ve ever laughed at anything. fuck
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I found underneath the massive backyard leaf pile my beautiful children have been playing in for the past four weeks a decomposing rabbit
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I found underneath the massive backyard leaf pile my beautiful children have been playing in for the past four weeks a decomposing rabbit
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everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
everyone loves to picture the yeti, majestic, pure white fur framed against a brilliant blue sky as it stalks the frigid cliffs of a craggy mountain. well, I’m sorry to say that if you think about it for even one minute it’s obvious the big guy’s legs would be absolutely slathered in piss and shit
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giving my buddy a nut tap and watching his health bar tick down
August 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
giving my buddy a nut tap and watching his health bar tick down
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Marcus the worm
Oil on 8x10 canvas
Oil on 8x10 canvas
November 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Marcus the worm
Oil on 8x10 canvas
Oil on 8x10 canvas
Sat behind and listened to a pair of weebs but for my own culture on the train the other day. An English lass and a Scottish lad were talking about my people like the sun shined out of our arses. It was a genuinely weird but kinda nice experience, I would do it again lol.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sat behind and listened to a pair of weebs but for my own culture on the train the other day. An English lass and a Scottish lad were talking about my people like the sun shined out of our arses. It was a genuinely weird but kinda nice experience, I would do it again lol.
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I’ve learned from my mistakes. This time I’m sending Igor to the “sexy cemetery,” where they bury only perfect tens
March 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I’ve learned from my mistakes. This time I’m sending Igor to the “sexy cemetery,” where they bury only perfect tens
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This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
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I wonder how many people have been recruited into terrorism because they played a lot of command and conquer generals in their formative years and sympathized with the GLA because their soundtrack was banger after banger
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I wonder how many people have been recruited into terrorism because they played a lot of command and conquer generals in their formative years and sympathized with the GLA because their soundtrack was banger after banger