Elijah Harkless Fan Account
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Elijah Harkless Fan Account
@rgiss.bsky.social
SCHoops, SLTrib guest contributor, Basketball fan, Data Scientist, Socialist
I personally am shocked that the ex president who directed an angry mob *that was chanting to hang his own vice president with a noose* to the capitol building...

Yeah I'm shocked that that guy said he wants to hang his political opponents
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Remember how upset jazz twitter used to be about them taking Keyonte over Cam Whitmore
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This! This is the IC spacing stuff I hate more than anything
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I desperately wanted to use our picks to go get luka a few years ago and yet I'm so glad I don't have to watch *that* 82+ games a year
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Jazz drafted their superstar at number 16, definitively proving they never needed to tank for one
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
bron is actually out there just to get his cardio in
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
this is inarguably the most confident (not feigned confidence) I've ever seen Keyonte
I think this could be a pivot point for Keyonte's career. Just huge to go from wanting to prove you belong to just doing the damn thing
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
daniss jenkins is who yall think jaden ivey is
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Was on the Swish Theory "Learning Basketball" podcast with @beyondtherk.bsky.social

Talked about the floater boom, the state of the Jazz, and the true value of a 2pt shot!

open.spotify.com/episode/5L00...
Spotify – Web Player
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November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Was on the Swish Theory "Learning Basketball" podcast with @beyondtherk.bsky.social

Talked about the floater boom, the state of the Jazz, and the true value of a 2pt shot!

open.spotify.com/episode/5L00...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Magic number is 25 wins;

Only one team in the last 13 years has won 25 games or less and not ended in the top 5 pre-lottery (TOR, '24).

4th pre-lottery means you keep your pick.
5th pre-lottery means 0.6% chance of dropping out of top 8
6th pre-lottery means 3.8% chance of dropping out of top 8.
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
did another quick vibe check and got Jazz 18-23 at home, 9-32 on the road.
- 20-34 at the ASB
- 7-18 afterwards
- 5-12 over our next 17, so 10-20 at the new year
- A little less confident with our next ~15 games
- A little more confident they can't tank
- 90% chance of retaining our pick at 27 wins
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1 Thunder
--
2 Nuggets
3 Rockets
4 Pistons
5 Cavs
6 Spurs
7 Knicks
8 Lakers
--
9 Wolves
10 Hawks
11 Magic
12 Warriors
--
13 Suns
14 Raptors
15 76ers
16 Bulls

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14 Celtics
13 Heat
12 Blazers
11 Bucks
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10 Jazz
9 Hornets
8 Clips
7 Grizzlies
6 Mavs
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5 Kings
4 Pacers
3 Pels
2 Nets
1 Wizards
East
1 Knicks
2 Pistons
3 Cavs
-
4 Sixers
5 Bulls
6 Magic
-
7 Heat
8 Bucks
9 Hawks
10 Celtics

West
1 Thunder
-
2 Spurs
3 Nuggets
4 Rockets
5 Lakers
6 Wolves
-
7 Warriors
8 Blazers
9 Suns
-
10 Clippers

Lotto
10 Raptors
9 Hornets
8 Grizzlies
7 Jazz
6 Kings
5 Mavs
4 Pacers
3 Pelicans
2 Wizards
1 Nets
1 Thunder
--
2 Spurs
3 Rockets
4 Cavs
5 Lakers
6 Nuggets
7 Knicks
--
8 Pistons
9 Bulls
10 Wolves
11 76ers
12 Warriors
--
13 Magic
14 Blazers
15 Bucks
16 Heat
17 Hawks
18 Raptors
--
19 Suns
20 Clips
21 Kings
22 Hornets
23 Jazz
24 Celtics
25 Pacers
--
26 Grizzlies
27 Mavs
28 Pels
--
29 Wizards
30 Nets
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
listen I'm too lazy to make this an eye candy graphic right now, but c'mon man. this is ridiculous
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
shedeur went 4/16 for 45 yards and an INT, and he still had a completion longer than DG has had all year & was a single drop away from outscoring DG's offense in that game lmao
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Look at Keyonte George
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Keyonte George cashes out a MASSIVE 3 in 2OT. This ended up being a game winner.

Bulls fall to 6-6. They play tomorrow night in Denver against a Nuggets team who had today off.
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I think this could be a pivot point for Keyonte's career. Just huge to go from wanting to prove you belong to just doing the damn thing
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you can't say the games aren't more fun with sheduer lmao
What is happening in Cleveland?

Shedeur gets rocked, throws a brutal pick, and then the Browns defense intercepts Lamar on the next play. What a sequence.
November 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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SHEDEUR SANDERS COMING IN
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm so happy. Shedeur finally here. Pocket blowing up on third and long after two short completions and a holding isn't his fault
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Using industry-leading machine learning capabilities, I've managed to plot out win probability on this handy graphic
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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I remember when Jazz fans were absolutely terrified they might end up with Knueppel.
I have enjoyed the Kon Knueppel Experience in Charlotte.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
bryd is so fast it's insane
November 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM