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LIFAD in the SL,UT 🔥RAMMSTEIN🔥 My body was made for fornication, not procreation • Childfree • Hedonist • Pole Fitness • Motorcyclist • Mermaid • Слава Україні • MAGA chuds can fornicate off •
“Hash browns” is trending on Threads, and @darthbluesky.bsky.social is nowhere to be found.

Tragic.
August 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Don’t get it twisted:

The enemy of my enemy is not my friend.

The enemy of my enemy can face the wall too.

I’m just standing like Switzerland while they duke it out.

But once that last punch has landed…

I never said that I was Swiss.
June 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@vantazach.bsky.social — FYI

BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire.
The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.

www.wesh.com/article/fire...
Fire in parking garage forces Florida airport to close
"JSO has blocked inbound and outbound road access to the airport."
www.wesh.com
May 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
MAGA men, hemotional and mantrumming in their male loneliness epidemic, are now calling us “witches”
a woman is smiling while laying on her back on a bed
ALT: a woman is smiling while laying on her back on a bed
media.tenor.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
just so we’re clear:

republicans are against disabled kids accessing public education
Jessica: When I hear Republicans out there talking about their plan for education in America, I don't hear them talking about making sure disabled kids have access to a public education.

Greg: Because we're against it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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“Do you know how repulsive you have to be, to have money to that degree and still be a fucking LOSER!?”

– The legend, @rahulkohli13.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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I trebucheted a man in Reno just to watch him fly.
January 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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we've had dozens of frightened thumbsuckers about The Left endorsing violence but bernie sanders didn't take luigi to the army navy game
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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When I was hungry, you took away free & reduced lunch
When I was thirsty, you gave me contaminated water
When I was homeless, you made me illegal
When I was a stranger,you sent me to detention camp for mass deportation
I was sick and you took away healthcare
I was poor and you took away my SS.
December 3, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Turns out Nancy Mace hired a legislative director who drunkenly broke into a woman's home and passed out in her bed. She called the cops and had him arrested when she came home and found him.

So much for protecting women.

www.advocate.com/politics/nan...
Nancy Mace fights to keep transgender women out of bathrooms while her aide broke into a woman’s home
Mace’s legislative director Sean Brislin was arrested in 2020 for breaking into a woman’s home and sleeping in her bed.
www.advocate.com
November 26, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The difference between republicans and Democrats is that

republicans cover up (gaetz)

Democrats demand accountability (Frankin)

So yeah…bring it, bitches.
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Conservative: i have been censored on Bluesky for my conservative views

Non-weirdo: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Conservative: no, for wanting to scream slurs at people without consequence

Non-weirdo:

Non-weirdo:

Conservative: SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LIFE AMIRITE
This... this is art
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
*saves post*
Hey MAGA,

You now have the WH, the House, the Senate, and SCOTUS…

That means YOUR party is responsible for every problem in America now.

If gas isn’t $1.50. If eggs aren’t $1 a carton. If inflation doesn’t plummet…

We’ll be waiting to remind you that you were conned a SECOND time.

-All of us.
November 21, 2024 at 11:01 PM
And trump literally views his supporters as “basement dwellers” but MAGA ignores that
November 21, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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To review:

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017

SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter
November 21, 2024 at 2:38 AM
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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It’s 10:30pm on a Monday, and I’m eating ice cream & reading the Malleus Maleficarum (1486) in bed, b/c of course

Anyway, did you know that witches can “truly and actually” remove dicks and not just make them seem to disappear?

“Your body my—“

Poof! No dick. Medieval answers to medieval problems
November 19, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Thinking my very first post here should be indicative of my overall vibe…
#FDT
November 19, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM