High as hell waving a chainsaw in front of your dork fanboys while your child needs urgent medical help, truly deadbeat of the century

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I've spent the last week spitting on strangers, and now I'm ready to tell you that our so-called land of tolerance is actually very shouty and short-tempered

A PSN account is not required for God of War Ragnarok, Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered and the upcoming ports of Last of Us II Remastered and Spider-Man 2, but doing so will give bonuses.

whenever I get filled doughnuts I like to bite 'em right on that custard starfish anyway good morning happy sunday

Your sneak peek at the updates to iconic Dungeons & Dragons creatures in the 2024 Monster Manual starts now.

Watch: dndbeyond.link/2024-Monster...

One of my earlier bad keyboards (June 2023), the ShiftKeyBoard!

It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

bold choice to show the new joycons literally drifting

the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

and for me? an order of your finest dippin' burritos, if you please, sir

Happy holidays!!

Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️

keep seeing ads on tiktok describing various keyboards as "creamy" and fucking stop it you sick fucks

I can't believe THE MAN is making me work today, and by "the man" I mean me, why the fuck did I take so long to write this novel