Reviewed2Death
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I think, therefore, I review.
Whenever I get a "You're not as good as (blank)" or "(Blank) wouldn't say that 😒" comment on a video, I think of this moment from Deep Space Nine.
I am me.
I am me.
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Whenever I get a "You're not as good as (blank)" or "(Blank) wouldn't say that 😒" comment on a video, I think of this moment from Deep Space Nine.
I am me.
I am me.
I'd like this to stand as my general rebuttle to the "Santa Anna's Leg" episode of King of the Hill and why America still owning the leg is in really poor taste.
January 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I'd like this to stand as my general rebuttle to the "Santa Anna's Leg" episode of King of the Hill and why America still owning the leg is in really poor taste.
Been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer recently and it may just be the funniest show I've ever watched (both intentionally and unintentionally).
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Been watching a lot of Buffy the Vampire Slayer recently and it may just be the funniest show I've ever watched (both intentionally and unintentionally).
Was browsing Netflix and got jump-scared by, what looked like, a bunch of eyeballs sitting on this woman's head.
I can't believe Rom, The Vacuous Spider got such a glow up.
I can't believe Rom, The Vacuous Spider got such a glow up.
December 20, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Was browsing Netflix and got jump-scared by, what looked like, a bunch of eyeballs sitting on this woman's head.
I can't believe Rom, The Vacuous Spider got such a glow up.
I can't believe Rom, The Vacuous Spider got such a glow up.
Either I've been around the internet for too long or the person who designed this graphic was intentionally trying to remind us of an unspeakable act by a certain man and his unfortunate jar.
December 19, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Either I've been around the internet for too long or the person who designed this graphic was intentionally trying to remind us of an unspeakable act by a certain man and his unfortunate jar.
Was out for a walk and I was struck by the distinct California-ness of this scene.
Stalled construction with no end in sight, unique trees, ominous pile of dirt.
Plus it's warm enough to walk in the heart of winter with just a light jacket on. Neat.
Stalled construction with no end in sight, unique trees, ominous pile of dirt.
Plus it's warm enough to walk in the heart of winter with just a light jacket on. Neat.
December 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Was out for a walk and I was struck by the distinct California-ness of this scene.
Stalled construction with no end in sight, unique trees, ominous pile of dirt.
Plus it's warm enough to walk in the heart of winter with just a light jacket on. Neat.
Stalled construction with no end in sight, unique trees, ominous pile of dirt.
Plus it's warm enough to walk in the heart of winter with just a light jacket on. Neat.
I decided to go to McDonald's for the first time in like, 5 years and I didn't realize what modernization has done to the dining experience.
With the rise of digital payments, there's no need for cashiers.
So I can hear all the cooks in the back but have the dining area to myself.
Very surreal.
With the rise of digital payments, there's no need for cashiers.
So I can hear all the cooks in the back but have the dining area to myself.
Very surreal.
December 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I decided to go to McDonald's for the first time in like, 5 years and I didn't realize what modernization has done to the dining experience.
With the rise of digital payments, there's no need for cashiers.
So I can hear all the cooks in the back but have the dining area to myself.
Very surreal.
With the rise of digital payments, there's no need for cashiers.
So I can hear all the cooks in the back but have the dining area to myself.
Very surreal.
Clyde has struck again.
December 4, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Clyde has struck again.
Video guides are cool, but getting stuck on something in a game, going to your bookshelf, and pulling down one of these bad boys made you feel like a fucking learned scholar.
"Ah, so that's the drop rate on that weapon, excellent."
The death of guidebooks is my fire at the Library of Alexandria.
"Ah, so that's the drop rate on that weapon, excellent."
The death of guidebooks is my fire at the Library of Alexandria.
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Video guides are cool, but getting stuck on something in a game, going to your bookshelf, and pulling down one of these bad boys made you feel like a fucking learned scholar.
"Ah, so that's the drop rate on that weapon, excellent."
The death of guidebooks is my fire at the Library of Alexandria.
"Ah, so that's the drop rate on that weapon, excellent."
The death of guidebooks is my fire at the Library of Alexandria.
The year was 2009. I was living in Albuquerque, New Mexico as a tarantula wrangler. Every Saturday I would go to my favorite fast food joint, Los Pollos Hermanos
I'd have a Chicken Supreme, without the mayo, and a vanilla shake. When the restaurant closed, I went mad in the desert and vowed revenge
I'd have a Chicken Supreme, without the mayo, and a vanilla shake. When the restaurant closed, I went mad in the desert and vowed revenge
December 1, 2024 at 5:57 PM
The year was 2009. I was living in Albuquerque, New Mexico as a tarantula wrangler. Every Saturday I would go to my favorite fast food joint, Los Pollos Hermanos
I'd have a Chicken Supreme, without the mayo, and a vanilla shake. When the restaurant closed, I went mad in the desert and vowed revenge
I'd have a Chicken Supreme, without the mayo, and a vanilla shake. When the restaurant closed, I went mad in the desert and vowed revenge
I was discussing "Ms. Wakefield" on Reddit and, apparently, I didn't stay as close to the subject as I should have.
I think some people were so bored by school that they see any discussion that isn't a super-strict answer to a question...as "ranting"
Very weird that this dude got so pressed 🥱
I think some people were so bored by school that they see any discussion that isn't a super-strict answer to a question...as "ranting"
Very weird that this dude got so pressed 🥱
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I was discussing "Ms. Wakefield" on Reddit and, apparently, I didn't stay as close to the subject as I should have.
I think some people were so bored by school that they see any discussion that isn't a super-strict answer to a question...as "ranting"
Very weird that this dude got so pressed 🥱
I think some people were so bored by school that they see any discussion that isn't a super-strict answer to a question...as "ranting"
Very weird that this dude got so pressed 🥱
"You know what they call King of the Hill in France?"
"They don't just call it King of the Hill?"
"Na man they call it, Le Monarque de la Montagne, King of the Mountain"
"Why the fuck don't they just use the word for Hill? Cause of the metric system?"
"Being king of a mountain is cooler I guess"
"They don't just call it King of the Hill?"
"Na man they call it, Le Monarque de la Montagne, King of the Mountain"
"Why the fuck don't they just use the word for Hill? Cause of the metric system?"
"Being king of a mountain is cooler I guess"
November 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
"You know what they call King of the Hill in France?"
"They don't just call it King of the Hill?"
"Na man they call it, Le Monarque de la Montagne, King of the Mountain"
"Why the fuck don't they just use the word for Hill? Cause of the metric system?"
"Being king of a mountain is cooler I guess"
"They don't just call it King of the Hill?"
"Na man they call it, Le Monarque de la Montagne, King of the Mountain"
"Why the fuck don't they just use the word for Hill? Cause of the metric system?"
"Being king of a mountain is cooler I guess"
Having grown up outside of the range of the Buc-ee's stores, I have to say that the logo looks something you'd get if you typed "rowdy rodent sock-puppet" into an A.I. art program.
November 27, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Having grown up outside of the range of the Buc-ee's stores, I have to say that the logo looks something you'd get if you typed "rowdy rodent sock-puppet" into an A.I. art program.
In Encanto (2021) Luisa is shown lifting weights and working out, which is weird considering her power is super-strength.
When she loses her power, her strength goes with it.
This leads me to believe that lifting weights is purely to make her muscles bigger for aesthetic or psychological reasons.
When she loses her power, her strength goes with it.
This leads me to believe that lifting weights is purely to make her muscles bigger for aesthetic or psychological reasons.
November 27, 2024 at 9:17 PM
In Encanto (2021) Luisa is shown lifting weights and working out, which is weird considering her power is super-strength.
When she loses her power, her strength goes with it.
This leads me to believe that lifting weights is purely to make her muscles bigger for aesthetic or psychological reasons.
When she loses her power, her strength goes with it.
This leads me to believe that lifting weights is purely to make her muscles bigger for aesthetic or psychological reasons.
This has the feel of a money-laundering show.
Something about it just screams, "intended to fail but that isn't the point."
Aesthetically, it looks like the diseased offspring of Home Movies and Bob's Burgers.
Pretty uninteresting title too.
Might be good--maybe?--but I'd be surprised.
Something about it just screams, "intended to fail but that isn't the point."
Aesthetically, it looks like the diseased offspring of Home Movies and Bob's Burgers.
Pretty uninteresting title too.
Might be good--maybe?--but I'd be surprised.
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
This has the feel of a money-laundering show.
Something about it just screams, "intended to fail but that isn't the point."
Aesthetically, it looks like the diseased offspring of Home Movies and Bob's Burgers.
Pretty uninteresting title too.
Might be good--maybe?--but I'd be surprised.
Something about it just screams, "intended to fail but that isn't the point."
Aesthetically, it looks like the diseased offspring of Home Movies and Bob's Burgers.
Pretty uninteresting title too.
Might be good--maybe?--but I'd be surprised.
It's like if Coca Cola changed their name to "Gabagool Drool" and spit in every can.
Now all the old Coke fans are left wondering why you want RC Cola instead.
Now all the old Coke fans are left wondering why you want RC Cola instead.
November 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
It's like if Coca Cola changed their name to "Gabagool Drool" and spit in every can.
Now all the old Coke fans are left wondering why you want RC Cola instead.
Now all the old Coke fans are left wondering why you want RC Cola instead.
There's this artist on Reddit, u/Particular-Relief871, who does watercolor paintings of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and I hope the artist gets the attention/praise they deserve.
Their pieces are hauntingly beautiful.
#elderscrolls #bethesda #oblivion
Their pieces are hauntingly beautiful.
#elderscrolls #bethesda #oblivion
November 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
There's this artist on Reddit, u/Particular-Relief871, who does watercolor paintings of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and I hope the artist gets the attention/praise they deserve.
Their pieces are hauntingly beautiful.
#elderscrolls #bethesda #oblivion
Their pieces are hauntingly beautiful.
#elderscrolls #bethesda #oblivion
I wanted to share one of my fav book covers of all time but some dingleberry thought it was a good idea to slap a big ugly sticker over the Amazon copy.
Tracked down an unblemished version...but man that stupid sticker really burns my ass.
Tracked down an unblemished version...but man that stupid sticker really burns my ass.
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I wanted to share one of my fav book covers of all time but some dingleberry thought it was a good idea to slap a big ugly sticker over the Amazon copy.
Tracked down an unblemished version...but man that stupid sticker really burns my ass.
Tracked down an unblemished version...but man that stupid sticker really burns my ass.
One of the best episodes of King of the Hill, Aisle 8A.
A bold episode that was very ahead of its time. So good.
#KingofTheHill #adultswim
A bold episode that was very ahead of its time. So good.
#KingofTheHill #adultswim
November 19, 2024 at 11:58 AM
One of the best episodes of King of the Hill, Aisle 8A.
A bold episode that was very ahead of its time. So good.
#KingofTheHill #adultswim
A bold episode that was very ahead of its time. So good.
#KingofTheHill #adultswim