Thank you PlayOn for the incredible freeze frame

"sorry kyle, but corporate needs to hit the quota and youre our most recent hire, so either you wear the skirt and thigh highs or we'll replace you with someone else who will"

“Sorry Kyle, but corporate needs to hit it from the back.”

*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?

The marketing angle for my new hot sauce that’s going to make me rich is that it destroys both your anus AND urethra

Doctor: I'm so sorry...

Me with a neck 3x it's natural length: I said to put me on ESTROGEN supplements, not OSTRICHEN supplements!

Doctor: I must say, your plumage is gorgeous though.

please do not wade into the floodwaters in NYC, the city will collect it later and use it to make our famous bagels

is it more grammatically correct to say Feinstein "passed away some more" or "finished passing away"

so glad our city has invested in robust infrastructure