Billie on the Skeet
@cosmiccroptop.bsky.social
Comedian, Gym Rat, Josh Allen’s Mom
Just a New York Doll in the PNW
They/she 🏳️⚧️
https://linktr.ee/Billiemcomedy
Minors DNI 🔞
Just a New York Doll in the PNW
They/she 🏳️⚧️
https://linktr.ee/Billiemcomedy
Minors DNI 🔞
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Passed by this spot in Portland yesterday, and all I could think was “yeah, estrogen do be doing that”
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Passed by this spot in Portland yesterday, and all I could think was “yeah, estrogen do be doing that”
Tfw you take off the bra and the tucking thong after a long day of being transsexual
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Tfw you take off the bra and the tucking thong after a long day of being transsexual
If we can end this game without the Pats scoring a single point, it might restore my faith in this country
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
If we can end this game without the Pats scoring a single point, it might restore my faith in this country
They call him Drake “Teabag” Maye the way he keeps taking those sacks
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
They call him Drake “Teabag” Maye the way he keeps taking those sacks
Why is Billie Joe Armstrong out here looking like Tig Nataro?
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Why is Billie Joe Armstrong out here looking like Tig Nataro?
I spent a lot of my late teens trying to capture the Manic Pixie Dream Girl aesthetic, but as a boy.
Little did I know, the aesthetic I wanted was just the Girl part
Little did I know, the aesthetic I wanted was just the Girl part
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I spent a lot of my late teens trying to capture the Manic Pixie Dream Girl aesthetic, but as a boy.
Little did I know, the aesthetic I wanted was just the Girl part
Little did I know, the aesthetic I wanted was just the Girl part
I’ve got this weird tummy situation rn where if I’m just standing neutral, I look chubby, but if I do a Jojo pose, I look jacked
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’ve got this weird tummy situation rn where if I’m just standing neutral, I look chubby, but if I do a Jojo pose, I look jacked
Y’ALL
YA GIRL JUST BOOKED A GIG OPENING FOR HAYDEN JOHNSON
YA GIRL JUST BOOKED A GIG OPENING FOR HAYDEN JOHNSON
February 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Y’ALL
YA GIRL JUST BOOKED A GIG OPENING FOR HAYDEN JOHNSON
YA GIRL JUST BOOKED A GIG OPENING FOR HAYDEN JOHNSON
🎶COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND MY PENITS IS SORE🎶
AND MY PENITS IS SORE🎶
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
🎶COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND MY PENITS IS SORE🎶
AND MY PENITS IS SORE🎶
Reached out to the venue one of my favorite comics is going to perform at in March, and now they’re forwarding my tape to her management 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Reached out to the venue one of my favorite comics is going to perform at in March, and now they’re forwarding my tape to her management 🫠
So my favorite show came back after a 6 month hiatus, and I can’t get over this clip @meghancherry25.bsky.social caught of the top of my set
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
So my favorite show came back after a 6 month hiatus, and I can’t get over this clip @meghancherry25.bsky.social caught of the top of my set
I wanna get a real artist for my bottom surgery. I wanna find the Georgia O’Keefe of Vaginoplasty.
I want folks to look at it and be like “wait, that’s just a flower??”
I want folks to look at it and be like “wait, that’s just a flower??”
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I wanna get a real artist for my bottom surgery. I wanna find the Georgia O’Keefe of Vaginoplasty.
I want folks to look at it and be like “wait, that’s just a flower??”
I want folks to look at it and be like “wait, that’s just a flower??”
This new round of Epstein files is the first time where I feel a shred of pity for Elon.
Like imagine being such an astronomically bad hang that even pedophiles don’t want to associate with you?
Like imagine being such an astronomically bad hang that even pedophiles don’t want to associate with you?
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
This new round of Epstein files is the first time where I feel a shred of pity for Elon.
Like imagine being such an astronomically bad hang that even pedophiles don’t want to associate with you?
Like imagine being such an astronomically bad hang that even pedophiles don’t want to associate with you?
Not even leg day but these thighs looking juicy af
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Not even leg day but these thighs looking juicy af
I added a lip bite to one of my recent videos on the video apps and it brought the sickos out HARD
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I added a lip bite to one of my recent videos on the video apps and it brought the sickos out HARD
BRO JUST PUT BOTH OF HIS HANDS IN MY BACK POCKET
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
BRO JUST PUT BOTH OF HIS HANDS IN MY BACK POCKET
I think I saw someone vaping in my dream, and truly, this is the hellscape this world has become
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I think I saw someone vaping in my dream, and truly, this is the hellscape this world has become
How did I end up with like 5-7 minutes of material about fake tiddies alone?
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
How did I end up with like 5-7 minutes of material about fake tiddies alone?
I hate that fascism has gotten to the point where this girly is looking into arming herself for protection. I don’t want a handgun, I want cute outfits!!
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I hate that fascism has gotten to the point where this girly is looking into arming herself for protection. I don’t want a handgun, I want cute outfits!!
Sure the world is on fire, but at least I get to see 3 of my favorite artists in the first 3 months of this godforsaken year 🥲🥲🥲
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Sure the world is on fire, but at least I get to see 3 of my favorite artists in the first 3 months of this godforsaken year 🥲🥲🥲
Free Use Sandwich Artist
Call him Sub-missive and Bread-able
Call him Sub-missive and Bread-able
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Free Use Sandwich Artist
Call him Sub-missive and Bread-able
Call him Sub-missive and Bread-able
So are all laser places legal required to have on Joan Rivers lookalike?
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
So are all laser places legal required to have on Joan Rivers lookalike?
I think things went off the rails when the popular shooting games went from WW2 stories to modern world stories
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I think things went off the rails when the popular shooting games went from WW2 stories to modern world stories