Billie on the Skeet
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Billie on the Skeet
@cosmiccroptop.bsky.social
Comedian, Gym Rat, Josh Allen’s Mom

Just a New York Doll in the PNW

They/she 🏳️‍⚧️

https://linktr.ee/Billiemcomedy

Minors DNI 🔞
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Been really enjoying this new joke lately~
Passed by this spot in Portland yesterday, and all I could think was “yeah, estrogen do be doing that”
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Tfw you take off the bra and the tucking thong after a long day of being transsexual
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
If we can end this game without the Pats scoring a single point, it might restore my faith in this country
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
They call him Drake “Teabag” Maye the way he keeps taking those sacks
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Why is Billie Joe Armstrong out here looking like Tig Nataro?
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I spent a lot of my late teens trying to capture the Manic Pixie Dream Girl aesthetic, but as a boy.

Little did I know, the aesthetic I wanted was just the Girl part
February 7, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I’ve got this weird tummy situation rn where if I’m just standing neutral, I look chubby, but if I do a Jojo pose, I look jacked
February 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Y’ALL

YA GIRL JUST BOOKED A GIG OPENING FOR HAYDEN JOHNSON
February 5, 2026 at 10:35 PM
🎶COMING OUT OF MY CAGE
AND MY PENITS IS SORE🎶
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Reached out to the venue one of my favorite comics is going to perform at in March, and now they’re forwarding my tape to her management 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
So my favorite show came back after a 6 month hiatus, and I can’t get over this clip @meghancherry25.bsky.social caught of the top of my set
February 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I wanna get a real artist for my bottom surgery. I wanna find the Georgia O’Keefe of Vaginoplasty.

I want folks to look at it and be like “wait, that’s just a flower??”
February 2, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This new round of Epstein files is the first time where I feel a shred of pity for Elon.

Like imagine being such an astronomically bad hang that even pedophiles don’t want to associate with you?
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
January 30, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Not even leg day but these thighs looking juicy af
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I added a lip bite to one of my recent videos on the video apps and it brought the sickos out HARD
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
BRO JUST PUT BOTH OF HIS HANDS IN MY BACK POCKET
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I think I saw someone vaping in my dream, and truly, this is the hellscape this world has become
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
How did I end up with like 5-7 minutes of material about fake tiddies alone?
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I hate that fascism has gotten to the point where this girly is looking into arming herself for protection. I don’t want a handgun, I want cute outfits!!
January 27, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Sure the world is on fire, but at least I get to see 3 of my favorite artists in the first 3 months of this godforsaken year 🥲🥲🥲
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Free Use Sandwich Artist

Call him Sub-missive and Bread-able
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
So are all laser places legal required to have on Joan Rivers lookalike?
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I think things went off the rails when the popular shooting games went from WW2 stories to modern world stories
January 26, 2026 at 3:41 PM