Retro Sock Monkey
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When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job. I couldn’t eat meat.
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It was the WTF of times. It was the WTAF of times.
Sarcastic thanks to advertisers bringing back old terrible songs I barely survived the first time around. 👍
August 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sarcastic thanks to advertisers bringing back old terrible songs I barely survived the first time around. 👍
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HUZZAH BlueSky, no I am not done sharing the love from our friend @journeyled1.bsky.social 🥃just felt like being dramatic🤣keep that love flowing my friends🙏 cheers brother👊love the love💙
go.bsky.app/CkpKMjJ
go.bsky.app/CkpKMjJ
March 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
HUZZAH BlueSky, no I am not done sharing the love from our friend @journeyled1.bsky.social 🥃just felt like being dramatic🤣keep that love flowing my friends🙏 cheers brother👊love the love💙
go.bsky.app/CkpKMjJ
go.bsky.app/CkpKMjJ
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Twitter’s loss, Bluesky’s gain. If you’re not following @therickwilson.bsky.social you should be.
March 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Twitter’s loss, Bluesky’s gain. If you’re not following @therickwilson.bsky.social you should be.
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Dear hackers: Don’t waste time making Twitter worse than it already is. Find evidence of how the election was rigged (out of the orange turds own mouth) and present it to the world. Thanks.
March 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Dear hackers: Don’t waste time making Twitter worse than it already is. Find evidence of how the election was rigged (out of the orange turds own mouth) and present it to the world. Thanks.
Will Twitter crashing help stop the free-fall of the stock price of a particular car company? Boy, this finance stuff is tricky.
a man wearing a crash bandicoot tank top says no idea
ALT: a man wearing a crash bandicoot tank top says no idea
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Will Twitter crashing help stop the free-fall of the stock price of a particular car company? Boy, this finance stuff is tricky.
So Trump is just still out there talking about rigging the election and not needing votes and whatever else?
March 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So Trump is just still out there talking about rigging the election and not needing votes and whatever else?
Totally normal stuff for a shithole country. 👍
March 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Totally normal stuff for a shithole country. 👍
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March 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
More accurate, fewer words;
"There are plenty of contractors going under".
A friend furloughed 75% of staff (furlough w/paying for health insurance for three months), 50% exec pay cut, 25% rest of staff to keep as many people w/salary.
PS: Wasn't 18F a government office, not a contractor.
"There are plenty of contractors going under".
A friend furloughed 75% of staff (furlough w/paying for health insurance for three months), 50% exec pay cut, 25% rest of staff to keep as many people w/salary.
PS: Wasn't 18F a government office, not a contractor.
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is a bigger issue than people realize. Not just jobs lost. But their families losing benefits. Landlords losing tenants. Cities and towns losing revenue. This is how recessions start
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Ready Fire Aim is no way to govern.
Never forget. 👍
March 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Never forget. 👍
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The •Final• Great Republican President
February 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The •Final• Great Republican President
Evergreen post. 👍
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Evergreen post. 👍
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Thank you Canada for winning last night. By the rules of hockey, we are now the 11th Province. 👍 🇨🇦 👍 🇨🇦
February 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Thank you Canada for winning last night. By the rules of hockey, we are now the 11th Province. 👍 🇨🇦 👍 🇨🇦
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