As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.

They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

So yeah, it’s real bad. Just remember:
1) they’re going to fuck it up
2) but not all of it
3) do what you can when you can
4) do nothing when you need to
5) posting is not doing something

(d) if the place you live IS perfect and has no serious dangers, your job is to become the world’s biggest fucking YIMBY and advocate for dense housing so that OTHER PEOPLE CAN LIVE SOMEWHERE SAFE TOO.

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

The women next to me at the bar are loudly discussing getting cut off for voting Trump and not picking someone up from the airport. Feels like these track.

Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?

I think I read too many Little House on the Prairie books as a child, because any time I cut a ribbon off of something, my lizard brain is like "keep that, it'll be useful" - even when it's literally just the ribbons to hold my new robe on a hanger in a store.

Look. That they can't elect a Speaker is simultaneously a crisis for both America and the world at large, a ploy for those members of the GOP who want the government to fail, and objectively fucking hilarious.

I'm very sorry that all of these are true but they are.

Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Just had a full conversation with a medical professional about what an absolute banger last weekend was/how that can affect blood work results. 🤦‍♀️ Adulthood is wild, who's letting me out here unsupervised?