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· Jan 10
i know it’s gonna be a shitty coupla years coming up, but could we please do our best to not post videos of that dumbass felonious rapist talking? it doesn’t matter what he’s saying. it’s gonna be stupid. we don’t need to hear it. thanks in advance
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breaking western democracy
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has permitted Texas to keep its newly redistricted, GOP-favorable congressional map in 2026.
Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson dissent.
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Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson dissent.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
breaking western democracy
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gang i am dead serious when i say how inconsolable i will be if netflix doesn’t continue this story cuz yall dont watch it.
please don’t inconsole me
please don’t inconsole me
listen here you bastards! yall better watch last samurai standing over on netflix asap sos they make a second season and wrap this story up.
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
a close up of a red samurai helmet
ALT: a close up of a red samurai helmet
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December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
gang i am dead serious when i say how inconsolable i will be if netflix doesn’t continue this story cuz yall dont watch it.
please don’t inconsole me
please don’t inconsole me
listen here you bastards! yall better watch last samurai standing over on netflix asap sos they make a second season and wrap this story up.
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
a close up of a red samurai helmet
ALT: a close up of a red samurai helmet
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
listen here you bastards! yall better watch last samurai standing over on netflix asap sos they make a second season and wrap this story up.
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
you like period pieces?
you like sword fights?
you big on story driven drama?
get the fuck over and start watching!
please
new slogan:
hey rich folks,
fuck all the way off
hey rich folks,
fuck all the way off
Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.
Kiss of death
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
new slogan:
hey rich folks,
fuck all the way off
hey rich folks,
fuck all the way off
One of my biggest failures as a father is not having my children much more classic Jackie Chan
a close up of a man with a white shirt on
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November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One of my biggest failures as a father is not having my children much more classic Jackie Chan
holy shit a skeet from 1985
The bears are the greatest football team in history
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
holy shit a skeet from 1985
based on every recordable metric we are considerably less safe or less well off as a country and still there is a third of our nation that thinks: hell yeah, more of this please
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
based on every recordable metric we are considerably less safe or less well off as a country and still there is a third of our nation that thinks: hell yeah, more of this please
imagine joining the national guard to pay for college tuition and dying after being deployed to pick up trash in your nations capital because some fat bone spurred pedophile wants distract your country from the fact that he’s a pedophile…
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
imagine joining the national guard to pay for college tuition and dying after being deployed to pick up trash in your nations capital because some fat bone spurred pedophile wants distract your country from the fact that he’s a pedophile…
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People foisting their pie takes while also making other people feel bad because they like a pie is key Social Derangement Syndrome.
Before social media, we didn’t air our dumb thoughts to everyone. We didn’t face stupid criticism from strangers about the pie we like.
Let people like their pies!
Before social media, we didn’t air our dumb thoughts to everyone. We didn’t face stupid criticism from strangers about the pie we like.
Let people like their pies!
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is laughing with a woman in a polka dot dress .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
People foisting their pie takes while also making other people feel bad because they like a pie is key Social Derangement Syndrome.
Before social media, we didn’t air our dumb thoughts to everyone. We didn’t face stupid criticism from strangers about the pie we like.
Let people like their pies!
Before social media, we didn’t air our dumb thoughts to everyone. We didn’t face stupid criticism from strangers about the pie we like.
Let people like their pies!
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cut my christ into pieces,
this is his flesh and blood…
this is his flesh and blood…
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
cut my christ into pieces,
this is his flesh and blood…
this is his flesh and blood…
cut my christ into pieces,
this is his flesh and blood…
this is his flesh and blood…
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
cut my christ into pieces,
this is his flesh and blood…
this is his flesh and blood…
the funniest thing in the world is if trump pulls an elvis tonight on his marble shitter after fully endorsing and fawning over mamdani…
a woman wearing red sunglasses is making a face
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November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the funniest thing in the world is if trump pulls an elvis tonight on his marble shitter after fully endorsing and fawning over mamdani…
honestly it sounds like now is the best time to commit federal felony charges requiring the 5th amendment because this dope is deffo getting your case dismissed
So to get the two votes, rather than re-draft a no bill in the Comey case and present the new indictment to the grand jury, Halligan had the foreperson sign the new charges while a second grand juror WATCHED? Did Halligan just cuck justice?
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
honestly it sounds like now is the best time to commit federal felony charges requiring the 5th amendment because this dope is deffo getting your case dismissed
i don’t know why folks aren’t turning out;
edgar wrights the running man is a damn good movie how the shit is now you see me 3 out performing this?
edgar wrights the running man is a damn good movie how the shit is now you see me 3 out performing this?
a silhouette of a man in a red room with a target in the middle
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November 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i don’t know why folks aren’t turning out;
edgar wrights the running man is a damn good movie how the shit is now you see me 3 out performing this?
edgar wrights the running man is a damn good movie how the shit is now you see me 3 out performing this?
over half of American adults can’t read at a sixth grade level and it’s getting worse
post covid learning is where middle schoolers are issued a laptop
half the assignments are on google classroom
teachers are using ai to write curriculum/leave feedback
literacy rates are dropping
kids are no longer reading at home
we are told to stop giving out homework, no one is at home to help
half the assignments are on google classroom
teachers are using ai to write curriculum/leave feedback
literacy rates are dropping
kids are no longer reading at home
we are told to stop giving out homework, no one is at home to help
a group of anime characters are sitting on a conveyor belt with the letters mjfk written on the bottom
ALT: a group of anime characters are sitting on a conveyor belt with the letters mjfk written on the bottom
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November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
over half of American adults can’t read at a sixth grade level and it’s getting worse
free billion dollar idea:
self help book for this tumultuous political moment “so you voted for a pedophile”
gonna sell at least 70M copies…
self help book for this tumultuous political moment “so you voted for a pedophile”
gonna sell at least 70M copies…
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
free billion dollar idea:
self help book for this tumultuous political moment “so you voted for a pedophile”
gonna sell at least 70M copies…
self help book for this tumultuous political moment “so you voted for a pedophile”
gonna sell at least 70M copies…