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· Jan 10
i know it’s gonna be a shitty coupla years coming up, but could we please do our best to not post videos of that dumbass felonious rapist talking? it doesn’t matter what he’s saying. it’s gonna be stupid. we don’t need to hear it. thanks in advance
i do not plan on payin taxes if the irs is just gonna give trump $10B
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i do not plan on payin taxes if the irs is just gonna give trump $10B
lol nobody is going to the white house after this super bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
lol nobody is going to the white house after this super bowl.
sweet christmas thy really did kill him
So, if I understand the theory here, not only did the United States Department of Justice plan Epstein’s murder in advance, but the paralegal who drafts and formats press releases was in on it, to make sure they were ready in advance to make a prompt press release.
Well, this is interesting!
The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019.
He didn’t die until August 10.
Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019.
He didn’t die until August 10.
Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
sweet christmas thy really did kill him
having gambling advertised during the superbowl is bad
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
having gambling advertised during the superbowl is bad
hey gang:
the new muppet show was great and we need many many more episodes please.
the new muppet show was great and we need many many more episodes please.
a row of sesame street characters are lined up on a shelf
ALT: a row of sesame street characters are lined up on a shelf
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
hey gang:
the new muppet show was great and we need many many more episodes please.
the new muppet show was great and we need many many more episodes please.
in the middle of wisconsin and who the fuck is buying all the tickets to melania?!?
a man with long hair and a beard looks angry
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard looks angry
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
in the middle of wisconsin and who the fuck is buying all the tickets to melania?!?
theres literally nothing these dummies won’t lie about
because I'm a sicko I went through the Melania rotten tomatoes reviews, this is the "consensus"
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
18 critics reviews - 16 rotten/one-star/thumbs down, 2 4-star from epoch times and london evening standard averaging 11%
*500+* obviously almost entirely engineered audience reviews averaging 99%
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
theres literally nothing these dummies won’t lie about
after a couple of months playing around on my n64, i’m finally watching goldeneye as it was meant for, on a phone in the bath while i simultaneously play a mobile game.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a tank
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a tank
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
after a couple of months playing around on my n64, i’m finally watching goldeneye as it was meant for, on a phone in the bath while i simultaneously play a mobile game.
January 27, 2026 at 1:09 PM
holy shit,
arc raiders after 9pm is almost unplayable with the assholes out there
arc raiders after 9pm is almost unplayable with the assholes out there
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 AM
holy shit,
arc raiders after 9pm is almost unplayable with the assholes out there
arc raiders after 9pm is almost unplayable with the assholes out there
this joke is sofa kingdom
did she have to dress like a sectional?
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM
this joke is sofa kingdom
jesus fucking wept,
wht the fuck is even going on?
wht the fuck is even going on?
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
jesus fucking wept,
wht the fuck is even going on?
wht the fuck is even going on?
context:
my daughter is afraid she’s too brown for school after hearing rumors that ICE is in the area and it sucks that we live in a world where that sentence exists
my daughter is afraid she’s too brown for school after hearing rumors that ICE is in the area and it sucks that we live in a world where that sentence exists
just a quick word to any ICE agents in my area:
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 AM
context:
my daughter is afraid she’s too brown for school after hearing rumors that ICE is in the area and it sucks that we live in a world where that sentence exists
my daughter is afraid she’s too brown for school after hearing rumors that ICE is in the area and it sucks that we live in a world where that sentence exists
just a quick word to any ICE agents in my area:
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
January 15, 2026 at 1:37 AM
just a quick word to any ICE agents in my area:
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
if you come for my little brown daughter i will kill as many of you as it takes
there is not a force on this earth that will stop me
as long as there is breath in my lungs none of you will be safe
this is not a threat
it is a promise
trumps gonna notice how well this ice murder is stealing headlines that he’s just gonna execute a citizen every 2-3 weeks just to keep the lack of progress on the epstein files out of the news…
January 9, 2026 at 3:42 AM
trumps gonna notice how well this ice murder is stealing headlines that he’s just gonna execute a citizen every 2-3 weeks just to keep the lack of progress on the epstein files out of the news…
if they can shoot an unarmed white mother the middle of the street in the middle of the day, they can shoot any of us at any time, for any reason.
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
if they can shoot an unarmed white mother the middle of the street in the middle of the day, they can shoot any of us at any time, for any reason.
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Donald Trump and Stephen Miller, seen here coming up with this plan.
January 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Donald Trump and Stephen Miller, seen here coming up with this plan.
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Today is not Ted Danson's birthday
January 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Today is not Ted Danson's birthday
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Today is not Ted Danson's birthday
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Today is not Ted Danson's birthday
shit… in 2025 i didn’t have a single cognitive exam and the president gloated about having 3!
January 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
shit… in 2025 i didn’t have a single cognitive exam and the president gloated about having 3!
new year, new reminder that this glorious movie is available on peacock right now
the best part of the movie “the hunt” is how you have no idea who the main character is gonna be for the first 25 minutes. just following folks as they get picked off. wondering what the fu k is going on right along side of em.
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
new year, new reminder that this glorious movie is available on peacock right now
hot damn!
Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
hot damn!
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Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!
December 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Today IS Ted Danson's birthday!
here’s a pic of my sleepy 16 year old cat sleeping to help my fellow packer fans watching this game tonight. #packers
#firsthalf
#firsthalf
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
here’s a pic of my sleepy 16 year old cat sleeping to help my fellow packer fans watching this game tonight. #packers
#firsthalf
#firsthalf