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pretty alright marital partner, dad, special education teacher, veteran.
he/him
what really pisses me off is my son and i were there just 2 years ago as part of a school trip! now just fucking gone man.
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
hey i made a lasagna
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i waited for teens myself, but probably watched it myself when i was 8 or so. hell half the cartoons and toys of my youth were based on rated r properties banner. the 90s were clearly the greatest time to be a child
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
here’s my beautiful 15 year old panda cat. happy #caturday
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
my gen z daughter isn’t having any of this libel
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
cut my christ into pieces,
this is his flesh and blood…
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
in my school closet…
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
the thing i enjoy about dante’s peak is how the mountain acts like a slasher villain, just looming in the background

it kills two kids making out naked in some hot springs

the peak seems to have a vendetta against our protagonists who seem to live because they can’t have sex together
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
if i don’t win the $900 million lottery on veterans day than what was even the point of me invading iraq?
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i mean if you look in the democrat vs republican demographics that we look at the rest of the country’s races it’s a goddamn blowout:
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
maybe i’m late to the party on this one but if you have some time check out this bonkers show on tubi

many jokes are hit or miss but for the sheer randomness is something that should be shared by all
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
right back at ya
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
today i dressed up as the prettiest princess… sleepin beauty… i’ll take any chance to wear jammies to school
#edusky knows what im talking about
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
we had a halloween door decoration contest in the middle school and one group decided to memorialize me…
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
bob exemplifies the very nature of the “what the fuck” face so hard that producers had to cut away quick or be censored
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
appleton wi showed up!
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
here’s appleton wisconsin for free
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
me still playin with my dwarves…
October 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
just my spouse and i being cute as fuck on a friday night
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
as a soldier who spent most of their time in the derelict “recommissioned” ww2 barracks of fort mccoy, wi, bivouacking was considered a significant step up in restful accommodations
October 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
who is this fuckup with the ate up unbloused fatigues and unregged facial hair? these tin pot wanna be military asshats can’t even cosplay right
fuck this px warrior bullshit

signed:
an actual fucking army veteran
October 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
georgias biggest problem is being horrifically gerrymandered
October 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM