Chris
retiredshitlord.bsky.social
Chris
@retiredshitlord.bsky.social
Renesmee apologist
Im starting the fight to finally end the Profiterole this Christmas. They're shit.
December 6, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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It's so clear that the only lesson the billionaires will take away from this is they need more security instead of fixing the social contract they broke by existing.
truly an unbelievable headline
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 PM
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Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Walmart is cancelling it DEI program, including reviewing Pride funding.

While this reversal is alarming and discouraging, I am reminded that corporations never had our back and never will.

Queer liberation will be won how it’s always been one, by throwing bricks in the streets.
November 26, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Do you think that people that had their sexual awakening to Mr Freeze are really into milking machines now?
January 29, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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I've built too much of my identity around my soft cute butt 🍑. I will keep it warm and comfy under all circumstances.

Even as @retiredshitlord.bsky.social insists on how expensive it is to have heated seats in the car!

🍑💕
January 9, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Fucking just want MSN plus back
January 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Gpoy posting x
January 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
My Roman Empire is thinking about how most men don't actually have friends. They have a bunch of guys to go to the pub with
January 5, 2024 at 4:05 PM
@royalfemby.bsky.social "everybody in my life has told me not to do it. Im probably gonna do it anyway" 2306 4/1/23
January 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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good evening, the rent is too damn high.
January 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM
At work this morning and everything is broken 😭😭😭 will he survive? Will he fix anything? Tune in tomorrow for updates
January 4, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Im 51mins into the working year and ive already been stopped doing an entirely reasonable thing by global IT at my company
January 3, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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January 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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wishing Disney a big, natural 2024
January 1, 2024 at 6:12 AM
One of my favourite types of tiktoks recently has been people covering a song on their guitar or bass or something and just absolutely feeling it and nailing it. Will genuinely never pass one
January 1, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I've been asking all my friends if they can spell 'jamiroquai' all day. There's like one person who can.
January 1, 2024 at 1:20 AM
2024 on Bluesky! I've deleted my profile on the bad place!
January 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM