A Series of Unlikely Explanations
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Judge in a kid's movie: "Well, nothing in the Consititution says that a dog *can't* vote..."
April 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Judge in a kid's movie: "Well, nothing in the Consititution says that a dog *can't* vote..."
I just heard the words "Spring Black Friday" on a commercial andi have lived too long and seen to much
April 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just heard the words "Spring Black Friday" on a commercial andi have lived too long and seen to much
The Hobbits leave the Shire in September. They get a little break around Yule. The most difficult part of the quest is January through the end of March when Sauron is defeated. The Lord of the Rings is about teachers trying to last until Spring Break.
March 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The Hobbits leave the Shire in September. They get a little break around Yule. The most difficult part of the quest is January through the end of March when Sauron is defeated. The Lord of the Rings is about teachers trying to last until Spring Break.
Heavy is the head that wears the Burger King Kids Club Crown
March 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Heavy is the head that wears the Burger King Kids Club Crown
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I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
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Cyberpunk 2077 is great because it understands that cyberpunk, the genre, is at its best peering into the central human mysteries, like what if Osama bin Laden had been Joe Strummer?
March 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Cyberpunk 2077 is great because it understands that cyberpunk, the genre, is at its best peering into the central human mysteries, like what if Osama bin Laden had been Joe Strummer?
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Playing on his phone while Lindsey Graham desperately wants his attention. Putting up red velvet ropes so people who paid $200,000 to have access to him can't get near.
Donald really has quite a knack for showing people he doesn't give a shit about them.
Donald really has quite a knack for showing people he doesn't give a shit about them.
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Playing on his phone while Lindsey Graham desperately wants his attention. Putting up red velvet ropes so people who paid $200,000 to have access to him can't get near.
Donald really has quite a knack for showing people he doesn't give a shit about them.
Donald really has quite a knack for showing people he doesn't give a shit about them.
So much of America now is just gambling, but we put the guy who can't run a profitable casino in charge.
March 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
So much of America now is just gambling, but we put the guy who can't run a profitable casino in charge.
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If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare
February 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare
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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months
Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.
www.bloomberg.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
Get in the Kennedy, Shinji. Or else Worm will have to do it again.
February 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Get in the Kennedy, Shinji. Or else Worm will have to do it again.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
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Pillaging Medicaid to pay for armored Teslas.
"Armored Tesla" forecast to win $400 million State Department contract after Trump's election, government document shows
The State Department’s procurement forecast, revised as of late December 2024, lists Tesla as the recipient of the largest expected contract, with Marco Rubio’s department planning to buy $400,000,000...
www.dropsitenews.com
February 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Pillaging Medicaid to pay for armored Teslas.
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Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
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More of this, America.
February 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
More of this, America.
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
What's the "Super Bowl"? Oh, you mean Kendrick's pre-show? No, I didn't watch that.
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What's the "Super Bowl"? Oh, you mean Kendrick's pre-show? No, I didn't watch that.
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
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I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl
From the peak of Denali, to the Gulf of Mexico: this land was made for you and me!
January 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
From the peak of Denali, to the Gulf of Mexico: this land was made for you and me!
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the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
January 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
the best thing about having dealt with addiction in the past is i have no illusions about social media: it is a drug. we are all addicted. the people who deny this are rationalizing the way people with addictions do that. no shame, but that's what all this is.
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