@remy-sparklemuffin.bsky.social
I used to be a proper person. Now I'm just a teensy dancing spider online. Archaic millennial. They/them
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all the Dems TV ads I saw before the election were about lower taxes for the middle classes or whatever, all the GOP ads were about mental transphobic stuff, but crucially their way in wasn't "we think X is bad" but "Kamala is obsessed with X and she loooooooves it all", and people fell for it!
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
all the Dems TV ads I saw before the election were about lower taxes for the middle classes or whatever, all the GOP ads were about mental transphobic stuff, but crucially their way in wasn't "we think X is bad" but "Kamala is obsessed with X and she loooooooves it all", and people fell for it!
It's important to be accurate with people's names, a slight error can make a big difference. For example, Suzanne Collins is the bestselling author of the Hunger Games, but Susan Collins is the Republican Senator who's going to get us there in the real world.
October 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It's important to be accurate with people's names, a slight error can make a big difference. For example, Suzanne Collins is the bestselling author of the Hunger Games, but Susan Collins is the Republican Senator who's going to get us there in the real world.
I used rosemary and mint Epsom salts in my bath, and now I smell like a lamb chop.
August 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I used rosemary and mint Epsom salts in my bath, and now I smell like a lamb chop.
Whenever someone says "this politician/party is ignoring their base", there's a tacit belief that the party base is "me, people like me, and people who think like me."
August 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Whenever someone says "this politician/party is ignoring their base", there's a tacit belief that the party base is "me, people like me, and people who think like me."
I can't be the only person who wonders if Rep Jared Moskowitz is related to Fievel.
July 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I can't be the only person who wonders if Rep Jared Moskowitz is related to Fievel.
They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. I suspect they just cast the actor with the most similar name to Leslie Nielsen.
July 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They're remaking Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. I suspect they just cast the actor with the most similar name to Leslie Nielsen.
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fun fact for washingtonians: if you tap into the quoted thread, there’s a call script for patty murray.
you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee!
you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee!
June 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
fun fact for washingtonians: if you tap into the quoted thread, there’s a call script for patty murray.
you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee!
you can help her do her job by explaining the language of the budget bill that would strip healthcare from trans people that she’s supposed to be reviewing as a member of the budget committee!
"Sometimes you see two young children fighting like crazy. They hate each other, and they’re fighting in a park, and you try and pull them apart. They don’t want to be pulled. Sometimes you’re better off letting them fight for a while and then pulling them apart."
--Donald Trump, 6/5/2025
--Donald Trump, 6/5/2025
June 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
"Sometimes you see two young children fighting like crazy. They hate each other, and they’re fighting in a park, and you try and pull them apart. They don’t want to be pulled. Sometimes you’re better off letting them fight for a while and then pulling them apart."
--Donald Trump, 6/5/2025
--Donald Trump, 6/5/2025
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British people are not any more transphobic than anyone else, "TERF Island" is just a statistical error. Transphobia Jo who lives in a cave and does 10,000 transphobias a day is an outlier and should not have been counted
May 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
British people are not any more transphobic than anyone else, "TERF Island" is just a statistical error. Transphobia Jo who lives in a cave and does 10,000 transphobias a day is an outlier and should not have been counted
Pride pepper.
April 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pride pepper.
What I wouldn't give for an app that was kind of like 2014 Facebook.
what do you guys think? i want to have hope because i think others also crave the return of good internet. i had a convo with a friend and it seems basically like loss of 3rd spaces but online. bluesky isn't perfect but we need more platforms like this that aren't owned by evil tech billionaires
March 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What I wouldn't give for an app that was kind of like 2014 Facebook.
Has Amazon just kinda given up on selling stuff? My last 2 orders had ETAs, then were delayed, delayed again, and then they say "are you really sure you want it? If you cancel we'll give you a refund."
February 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Has Amazon just kinda given up on selling stuff? My last 2 orders had ETAs, then were delayed, delayed again, and then they say "are you really sure you want it? If you cancel we'll give you a refund."
Stephen Miller is younger than me and I'm not sure how I should feel about that
February 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Stephen Miller is younger than me and I'm not sure how I should feel about that
I know I'm late to this, but The Bear is just Bob's Burgers for grown-ups, isn't it?
February 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I know I'm late to this, but The Bear is just Bob's Burgers for grown-ups, isn't it?
In human form I'm about a 6 I think. I'm a bit chunky and something about the way I speak/write seems to make people really defensive. As a spider I'm about a 2, a teeny tiny dancer who only bothers the deepest arachnophobe.
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
In human form I'm about a 6 I think. I'm a bit chunky and something about the way I speak/write seems to make people really defensive. As a spider I'm about a 2, a teeny tiny dancer who only bothers the deepest arachnophobe.
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Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
February 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Would you like to get married at a cozy comic book shop? This is not a joke or Valentine's Day meme Wing actually has a level in cleric and can officiate marriages legally. Completely free for queer couples who wanna get paperwork done and have a simple thing. Email us if you want something more.
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M'lord the peasants say you have given them the ick
February 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
M'lord the peasants say you have given them the ick
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me: forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am experiencing the shameful urges again
priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church.
me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know
priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church.
me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
me: forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am experiencing the shameful urges again
priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church.
me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know
priest in confessional booth: my child, homosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. this isn't that kind of church.
me, no longer about to admit that I was talking about miniature painting: ok good to know
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even if you’re 100% certain that your political analysis is correct, making your entire brand being corrosive and annoying online might not be as effective as you hope. it probably feels good in a righteous fury way but come kickoff you might wish you spent a little more time coalition building
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
even if you’re 100% certain that your political analysis is correct, making your entire brand being corrosive and annoying online might not be as effective as you hope. it probably feels good in a righteous fury way but come kickoff you might wish you spent a little more time coalition building
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no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
no shut up this doom won’t scroll itself
Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 2028
Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"
February 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 2028
I also thought this headline was from the Onion.
The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies
White House Says Musk Will Police His Own Conflicts of Interest
The White House said Elon Musk, the billionaire leading President Donald Trump’s government cost-cutting efforts, will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal s...
www.bloomberg.com
February 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I also thought this headline was from the Onion.