Regular Bard
@regularbard.bsky.social
I am kind of good at many things
Writer, machinist, singer, artist, mechanic when absolutely necessary
All people have the right to freedom of expression, freedom to self-identity, and freedom to speak their mind, so long as they aren't harming others
Writer, machinist, singer, artist, mechanic when absolutely necessary
All people have the right to freedom of expression, freedom to self-identity, and freedom to speak their mind, so long as they aren't harming others
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Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
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Please hire Hazel I desperately want to read more of her work.
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Please hire Hazel I desperately want to read more of her work.
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Dear Games Workshop,
Hire Hazel to write a Warhammer novel, you cowards.
Love and kisses,
Cailín
Hire Hazel to write a Warhammer novel, you cowards.
Love and kisses,
Cailín
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dear Games Workshop,
Hire Hazel to write a Warhammer novel, you cowards.
Love and kisses,
Cailín
Hire Hazel to write a Warhammer novel, you cowards.
Love and kisses,
Cailín
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As a result, Open Access will be extended so that all players will be able to complete The Final Shape campaign in its entirety.
The Final Shape and all other Open Access content will remain unlocked for all players until December 16, 2025.
The Final Shape and all other Open Access content will remain unlocked for all players until December 16, 2025.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
As a result, Open Access will be extended so that all players will be able to complete The Final Shape campaign in its entirety.
The Final Shape and all other Open Access content will remain unlocked for all players until December 16, 2025.
The Final Shape and all other Open Access content will remain unlocked for all players until December 16, 2025.
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Just yesterday someone was nitpicking how I described my own painting, which is the cornerstone of my science art, in an attempt to be funny (I think?). But it was never funny or clever. It was just exhausting, confusing, and annoying. “I like this!” is one of the highest compliments, promise!
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just yesterday someone was nitpicking how I described my own painting, which is the cornerstone of my science art, in an attempt to be funny (I think?). But it was never funny or clever. It was just exhausting, confusing, and annoying. “I like this!” is one of the highest compliments, promise!
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YO.
Remember what I said about how the internet needs "Etsy, but not flooded with drop-shipper and AI trash?"
Good news! ✨It already exists✨! AND it's a CO-OP. 🎉
Check out @3psboyd.bsky.social's dice shop on there!
artisans.coop/pages/seller...
Remember what I said about how the internet needs "Etsy, but not flooded with drop-shipper and AI trash?"
Good news! ✨It already exists✨! AND it's a CO-OP. 🎉
Check out @3psboyd.bsky.social's dice shop on there!
artisans.coop/pages/seller...
Seller Profile
We are building a better handmade marketplace. We are a member-owned, member-run and member-benefiting co-op. We promote creativity, support artist livelihoods, and connect people through an equitable...
artisans.coop
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 AM
YO.
Remember what I said about how the internet needs "Etsy, but not flooded with drop-shipper and AI trash?"
Good news! ✨It already exists✨! AND it's a CO-OP. 🎉
Check out @3psboyd.bsky.social's dice shop on there!
artisans.coop/pages/seller...
Remember what I said about how the internet needs "Etsy, but not flooded with drop-shipper and AI trash?"
Good news! ✨It already exists✨! AND it's a CO-OP. 🎉
Check out @3psboyd.bsky.social's dice shop on there!
artisans.coop/pages/seller...
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AIAT!
Over the past few weeks I’ve been making Eris Morn from @destinythegame.bungie.net for #cosplaycosmodrome so keep all three eyes open, lots more content of this build coming soon.
#d2renegades #spon
Over the past few weeks I’ve been making Eris Morn from @destinythegame.bungie.net for #cosplaycosmodrome so keep all three eyes open, lots more content of this build coming soon.
#d2renegades #spon
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
AIAT!
Over the past few weeks I’ve been making Eris Morn from @destinythegame.bungie.net for #cosplaycosmodrome so keep all three eyes open, lots more content of this build coming soon.
#d2renegades #spon
Over the past few weeks I’ve been making Eris Morn from @destinythegame.bungie.net for #cosplaycosmodrome so keep all three eyes open, lots more content of this build coming soon.
#d2renegades #spon
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If you happen to be looking for an alternative audiobook listening platform, there are many out there, including us at Libro.fm 👋
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you happen to be looking for an alternative audiobook listening platform, there are many out there, including us at Libro.fm 👋
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
We looked at some cool plants today
I love arboretums
Boyce Thompson Arboretum is a really good one
I love arboretums
Boyce Thompson Arboretum is a really good one
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We looked at some cool plants today
I love arboretums
Boyce Thompson Arboretum is a really good one
I love arboretums
Boyce Thompson Arboretum is a really good one
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
Me surprising myself daily: both good and bad
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Me surprising myself daily: both good and bad
Happy leftovers for breakfast day for all who celebrate
Much love to y'all
Much love to y'all
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy leftovers for breakfast day for all who celebrate
Much love to y'all
Much love to y'all
I think I will make lactose free potatoes au gratin today
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I think I will make lactose free potatoes au gratin today
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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Meet us in the chat tomorrow at 10 AM PT for a first look at the Destiny 2: Renegades launch trailer, our next ViDoc, and a deep dive into the new Lawless Frontier activity with our dev team.
💜 twitch.tv/bungie
❤️ youtube.com/@destinytheg...
🖤 tiktok.com/@Destinytheg...
💜 twitch.tv/bungie
❤️ youtube.com/@destinytheg...
🖤 tiktok.com/@Destinytheg...
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Meet us in the chat tomorrow at 10 AM PT for a first look at the Destiny 2: Renegades launch trailer, our next ViDoc, and a deep dive into the new Lawless Frontier activity with our dev team.
💜 twitch.tv/bungie
❤️ youtube.com/@destinytheg...
🖤 tiktok.com/@Destinytheg...
💜 twitch.tv/bungie
❤️ youtube.com/@destinytheg...
🖤 tiktok.com/@Destinytheg...
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hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage: doodlemancy.dreamwidth.org/20757.html
🚯 #NoAI #HumanArtists #ArtistsOnBluesky
🚯 #NoAI #HumanArtists #ArtistsOnBluesky
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage: doodlemancy.dreamwidth.org/20757.html
🚯 #NoAI #HumanArtists #ArtistsOnBluesky
🚯 #NoAI #HumanArtists #ArtistsOnBluesky
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
I love art, I love artists, I love making things, I love being alive and having a point of view and crafting an object
My aluminum arrived today :)
My aluminum arrived today :)
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I love art, I love artists, I love making things, I love being alive and having a point of view and crafting an object
My aluminum arrived today :)
My aluminum arrived today :)
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Since Bluesky doesn't give me enough characters to truly express the depth of my hatred of the Soulless, Climate-Eating Plagiarism Machine:
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Since Bluesky doesn't give me enough characters to truly express the depth of my hatred of the Soulless, Climate-Eating Plagiarism Machine:
I want AI to fail so they stop building stupid giant data centers filled with screaming electronics wasting energy and boiling all the water in my environment
My friends and neighbors keep their jobs, and make better products than AI anyway
Stop investing in billionaire's hallucinations
My friends and neighbors keep their jobs, and make better products than AI anyway
Stop investing in billionaire's hallucinations
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I want AI to fail so they stop building stupid giant data centers filled with screaming electronics wasting energy and boiling all the water in my environment
My friends and neighbors keep their jobs, and make better products than AI anyway
Stop investing in billionaire's hallucinations
My friends and neighbors keep their jobs, and make better products than AI anyway
Stop investing in billionaire's hallucinations
90% of success is deciding you did it
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
90% of success is deciding you did it
I've been a maker of stuff for a few years now but this is the first holiday season I'm making almost all the gifts I'll give out!
Seeing an idea in my head and making my point of view a reality! Is very cool!
I love making stuff I think everyone should do it
McMaster-Carr take all my money
Seeing an idea in my head and making my point of view a reality! Is very cool!
I love making stuff I think everyone should do it
McMaster-Carr take all my money
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I've been a maker of stuff for a few years now but this is the first holiday season I'm making almost all the gifts I'll give out!
Seeing an idea in my head and making my point of view a reality! Is very cool!
I love making stuff I think everyone should do it
McMaster-Carr take all my money
Seeing an idea in my head and making my point of view a reality! Is very cool!
I love making stuff I think everyone should do it
McMaster-Carr take all my money
Good news for the feed! "When tested ... It was particularly effective against Staphylococcus aureus and Enterococcus faecium..."
That's MRSA and VRE for those reading from home. Excellent news!
That's MRSA and VRE for those reading from home. Excellent news!
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Good news for the feed! "When tested ... It was particularly effective against Staphylococcus aureus and Enterococcus faecium..."
That's MRSA and VRE for those reading from home. Excellent news!
That's MRSA and VRE for those reading from home. Excellent news!