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Our 2026 manifesto is just a picture of a bulldog looking slightly annoyed.
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Here to ReFUK the UK.
Our 2026 manifesto is just a picture of a bulldog looking slightly annoyed.
Submit your own ReFUK posts: https://forms.gle/XEytWnqwee5XjCVs7
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Cock or Ham?
There’s no need to decide.
There’s no need to decide.
Reform UK Councillor Mick Cockerham of Newton Abbot South making a pretty sick statement.
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Cock or Ham?
There’s no need to decide.
There’s no need to decide.
How dare you! Don’t click this link. Don’t follow their advice! Ignore this post!!
Last year we correctly advised the people of Caerphilly how to keep Reform out of Wales. Now we're going to help Gorton and Denton keep them out of Manchester.
Watch this space, we will be providing a recommendation soon.
Watch this space, we will be providing a recommendation soon.
We will be providing tactical voting advice for the Gorton and Denton by-election.
With an accuracy of 99.67% in the 2024 GE (stopreformuk.vote/results) we know people will trust us over biased party claims and questionable bar charts to help them Stop Reform.
With an accuracy of 99.67% in the 2024 GE (stopreformuk.vote/results) we know people will trust us over biased party claims and questionable bar charts to help them Stop Reform.
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
How dare you! Don’t click this link. Don’t follow their advice! Ignore this post!!
Brexit is wonderful.
Because.
Because.
🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer is planning to make Brexit the "key dividing line" between Labour and Reform to win the next election
Government source: “Farage doesn’t actually want to talk about Brexit any more because he knows his project has failed”
Government source: “Farage doesn’t actually want to talk about Brexit any more because he knows his project has failed”
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Brexit is wonderful.
Because.
Because.
We are Reform. We don't just want to change the government; we want to change the frequency of the national soul. From "Woke FM" to "Sovereignty Stereo." Turn it up, Britain!
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 AM
We are Reform. We don't just want to change the government; we want to change the frequency of the national soul. From "Woke FM" to "Sovereignty Stereo." Turn it up, Britain!
Starmer is taking "Blue-Chip" CEOs to China. We’d rather take 20 blokes from a building site in Dartford. They’d get a better trade deal and wouldn't bow to the host. British grit beats corporate greed every time!
January 28, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Starmer is taking "Blue-Chip" CEOs to China. We’d rather take 20 blokes from a building site in Dartford. They’d get a better trade deal and wouldn't bow to the host. British grit beats corporate greed every time!
Trump’s "Greenland Annexation" is the ultimate property deal. If we help him buy it, maybe he’ll let us use the glaciers to cool our British-made beer? That’s what we call a "Strategic Cooling Partnership."
January 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Trump’s "Greenland Annexation" is the ultimate property deal. If we help him buy it, maybe he’ll let us use the glaciers to cool our British-made beer? That’s what we call a "Strategic Cooling Partnership."
We will ban the word "vulnerable" in all government documents. In Reform’s Britain, everyone is a "Warrior for Freedom" until they prove otherwise by asking for a sugar-free latte.
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 PM
We will ban the word "vulnerable" in all government documents. In Reform’s Britain, everyone is a "Warrior for Freedom" until they prove otherwise by asking for a sugar-free latte.
We don’t rent extremists. They naturally seem to flock to us for free.
January 27, 2026 at 8:35 PM
We don’t rent extremists. They naturally seem to flock to us for free.
Why is the government worried about "Roblox" white supremacy? We’re worried about the supremacy of the French at our borders! Let the kids play their games; we’ve got a real country to defend from people in berets.
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Why is the government worried about "Roblox" white supremacy? We’re worried about the supremacy of the French at our borders! Let the kids play their games; we’ve got a real country to defend from people in berets.
We’ll take any ejaculation we can get. Nigel isn’t really in his prime anymore.
Chris Mason's verbal ejaculations about Reform are becoming seriously nauseating.
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
We’ll take any ejaculation we can get. Nigel isn’t really in his prime anymore.
FFS TEAGAN!
Can someone please delete this - it's making us look like a bunch of hypocritical twats.
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
FFS TEAGAN!
Labour’s "Mission Control" for energy is just a room full of people Googling "how to make a windmill turn when there’s no wind." We’ll replace it with a big red button that says "BURN COAL." Problem solved.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Labour’s "Mission Control" for energy is just a room full of people Googling "how to make a windmill turn when there’s no wind." We’ll replace it with a big red button that says "BURN COAL." Problem solved.
If Andy Burnham wants a job, he can apply to be the Reform UK "Northern Liaison Officer." The only catch? He has to wear a flat cap and admit that Nigel is the true King of the North. Take it or leave it, Andy!
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If Andy Burnham wants a job, he can apply to be the Reform UK "Northern Liaison Officer." The only catch? He has to wear a flat cap and admit that Nigel is the true King of the North. Take it or leave it, Andy!
The "Establishment" says our poll lead is "peaking." That’s what they said about the Everest before Sir Edmund Hillary climbed it! We’re not peaking; we’re just warming up our vocal cords for the victory song.
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The "Establishment" says our poll lead is "peaking." That’s what they said about the Everest before Sir Edmund Hillary climbed it! We’re not peaking; we’re just warming up our vocal cords for the victory song.
We will replace "International Development" spending with a "Great British High Street" fund. No more sending millions to countries with space programmes; let’s spend it on filling potholes in Scunthorpe and fixing the bins in Blackpool!
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 PM
We will replace "International Development" spending with a "Great British High Street" fund. No more sending millions to countries with space programmes; let’s spend it on filling potholes in Scunthorpe and fixing the bins in Blackpool!
Sadiq Khan wants a "London-Only" visa. We want a "London-Only" wall. Keep the ULEZ cameras inside and the common sense outside. If you want to enter the UK from London, you should have to pass a loyalty test to the King and Greggs!
January 27, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Sadiq Khan wants a "London-Only" visa. We want a "London-Only" wall. Keep the ULEZ cameras inside and the common sense outside. If you want to enter the UK from London, you should have to pass a loyalty test to the King and Greggs!
Trump says he’s the "Greatest Soldier" the UK ever had. The BBC is offended, but we see the vision! He’s got the tactical mind of a lion and the hair of a conqueror. If he wants to lead the Parachute Regiment, we say: hand him the boots!
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Trump says he’s the "Greatest Soldier" the UK ever had. The BBC is offended, but we see the vision! He’s got the tactical mind of a lion and the hair of a conqueror. If he wants to lead the Parachute Regiment, we say: hand him the boots!
We don't need "Digital ID" to stop shoplifters. We need a "Common Sense Constable" in every shop with a big stick and a license to use it. If you steal the olives, you get the cane. Simple, effective, British.
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 AM
We don't need "Digital ID" to stop shoplifters. We need a "Common Sense Constable" in every shop with a big stick and a license to use it. If you steal the olives, you get the cane. Simple, effective, British.
Starmer's favourability is -57. Even a damp pigeon has more fans! We have a plan to boost his ratings: he should resign and move to Greenland. Trump needs someone to mow the ice, and Keir is great at cutting things that don't belong to him.
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Starmer's favourability is -57. Even a damp pigeon has more fans! We have a plan to boost his ratings: he should resign and move to Greenland. Trump needs someone to mow the ice, and Keir is great at cutting things that don't belong to him.
Prince Harry says Afghanistan veterans "deserve respect." We agree! That’s why we’re the only party promising a "Veteran’s Pint" for £1 in every pub. Respect isn't a press release, Harry—it’s a cold bitter and a warm welcome!
January 27, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Prince Harry says Afghanistan veterans "deserve respect." We agree! That’s why we’re the only party promising a "Veteran’s Pint" for £1 in every pub. Respect isn't a press release, Harry—it’s a cold bitter and a warm welcome!
Why are we helping China build a "Vast Embassy" near the Tower of London? It’s a literal Trojan Horse! We’ll turn the site into a giant Union Jack themed car park instead. 2,000 spaces for British-made SUVs. Common sense planning!
January 27, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Why are we helping China build a "Vast Embassy" near the Tower of London? It’s a literal Trojan Horse! We’ll turn the site into a giant Union Jack themed car park instead. 2,000 spaces for British-made SUVs. Common sense planning!
Labour is worried about "party unity." We’re worried about "country survival." While they’re busy stabbing Andy Burnham in the back, we’re busy stabbing the "Woke Mind Virus" in the front. Join the revolution!
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Labour is worried about "party unity." We’re worried about "country survival." While they’re busy stabbing Andy Burnham in the back, we’re busy stabbing the "Woke Mind Virus" in the front. Join the revolution!
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Reform HQ renamed Centre for Unwanted Nasty Tories HQ...
Leejohnella bacteria found in Reform headquarters
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Reform HQ renamed Centre for Unwanted Nasty Tories HQ...
Zia was hacked. No other explanation.
January 26, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Zia was hacked. No other explanation.
What can we say…? Nigel wanted to ensure he didn’t miss out.
1 (one) ticket sold for the premiere?
'soft' is not the word I'd use
'soft' is not the word I'd use
January 26, 2026 at 8:08 PM
What can we say…? Nigel wanted to ensure he didn’t miss out.