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To really be a saint, you gotta really be a virgin
Dry as a page of the King James Version
No "ohh la la"s, no "oh, hell yes"s
No "I can't wait"s "I gotta see you again"ses
Just turn the other cheek, take no chances
Jesus hates your high school dances
Dry as a page of the King James Version
No "ohh la la"s, no "oh, hell yes"s
No "I can't wait"s "I gotta see you again"ses
Just turn the other cheek, take no chances
Jesus hates your high school dances
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
To really be a saint, you gotta really be a virgin
Dry as a page of the King James Version
No "ohh la la"s, no "oh, hell yes"s
No "I can't wait"s "I gotta see you again"ses
Just turn the other cheek, take no chances
Jesus hates your high school dances
Dry as a page of the King James Version
No "ohh la la"s, no "oh, hell yes"s
No "I can't wait"s "I gotta see you again"ses
Just turn the other cheek, take no chances
Jesus hates your high school dances
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Me? I'm just an ordinary 9-year-old. My superpower? The uncanny ability to predict which static element in a cartoon is going to animate!
October 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me? I'm just an ordinary 9-year-old. My superpower? The uncanny ability to predict which static element in a cartoon is going to animate!
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
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When you follow a leader, consider what would lead you to withdraw your support.
If the answer is nothing, your integrity is in jeopardy. Our highest loyalty belongs to principles, not people.
No leader deserves unconditional love. Commitment is earned through character.
If the answer is nothing, your integrity is in jeopardy. Our highest loyalty belongs to principles, not people.
No leader deserves unconditional love. Commitment is earned through character.
September 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When you follow a leader, consider what would lead you to withdraw your support.
If the answer is nothing, your integrity is in jeopardy. Our highest loyalty belongs to principles, not people.
No leader deserves unconditional love. Commitment is earned through character.
If the answer is nothing, your integrity is in jeopardy. Our highest loyalty belongs to principles, not people.
No leader deserves unconditional love. Commitment is earned through character.
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Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Plot twist: we were all raptured and this is hell
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my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
October 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)
www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain or you started out as a villain or you stay a hero or you're just a person, neither hero nor villain and you die or you don't til later.
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain or you started out as a villain or you stay a hero or you're just a person, neither hero nor villain and you die or you don't til later.
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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Gonna open a gay bar called The Mind Palace for people who can’t think straight
September 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Gonna open a gay bar called The Mind Palace for people who can’t think straight
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"fuck it we ball" but it's just me texting friends I haven't talked to in a long time
September 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"fuck it we ball" but it's just me texting friends I haven't talked to in a long time
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Was going to use this gif for a sarky reply, but decided it was a silly response, but now i have no good reason to use this marvelous gif…
a man with a beard and pigtails is holding his finger to his lips
ALT: a man with a beard and pigtails is holding his finger to his lips
media.tenor.com
September 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Was going to use this gif for a sarky reply, but decided it was a silly response, but now i have no good reason to use this marvelous gif…
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This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish. 13/10 (IG: k9aquaticcenter)
September 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish. 13/10 (IG: k9aquaticcenter)
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How Did This Get Made?: War of the Worlds and the Power of Amazon
September 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How Did This Get Made?: War of the Worlds and the Power of Amazon
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Just finished watching what there is of jujutsu kaisen and these mfs are the same guy lmao
hey both have weird "touch you and fuck you up evil style" powers 🤨
hey both have weird "touch you and fuck you up evil style" powers 🤨
September 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just finished watching what there is of jujutsu kaisen and these mfs are the same guy lmao
hey both have weird "touch you and fuck you up evil style" powers 🤨
hey both have weird "touch you and fuck you up evil style" powers 🤨
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Cillian Murphy was asked if he has FOMO from not being cast in ‘The Odyssey’
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Cillian Murphy was asked if he has FOMO from not being cast in ‘The Odyssey’
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
“I have ROMO: ‘Relief of missing out.’ I can’t wait to see it. If any director in the world could tackle ‘The Odyssey’, it’s going to be Christopher Nolan”
(via Variety | TW)
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I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
August 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites
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August 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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i did a fan art after superman came out and never even posted it 🙃
August 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
i did a fan art after superman came out and never even posted it 🙃
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Movie: Superman (2025)
Language: French
Country: France
Language: French
Country: France
August 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Movie: Superman (2025)
Language: French
Country: France
Language: French
Country: France
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August 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM