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34 // I hope they have a hoagie tray at my funeral
May Jonathan Ross never again find peace or happiness for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A big hug from behind and a gentle kiss on your neck. "Tell me about your day," I whisper as one hand slowly moves up to your throat and one hand slides into your panties...

"It was good-" you gasp as the breath leaves your lungs. You're soaked already, my fingers enter you, wasting no time...
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
What this country needs right now is a new Bo Burnham special
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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need someone who can hold all these heavy thoughts then fuck them out of me
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Dropped off of the face of the Earth for a few months, but I think it's safe for me to rejoin society.

Well, safe for the society, I mean...
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
2026 is going to be about little changes and keeping life simple in this complicated world...

Only buying used clothes, drink a little less, read a little more, scream into the void a little each day, spend a little more time to think on the words which the void whispers back.
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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it says here you “feared for your life”?
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.’ – Mitch Hedberg

Pic of the day
#photography
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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don’t know what to say anymore man
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM