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34 // I hope they have a hoagie tray at my funeral
May Jonathan Ross never again find peace or happiness for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
May Jonathan Ross never again find peace or happiness for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
A big hug from behind and a gentle kiss on your neck. "Tell me about your day," I whisper as one hand slowly moves up to your throat and one hand slides into your panties...
"It was good-" you gasp as the breath leaves your lungs. You're soaked already, my fingers enter you, wasting no time...
"It was good-" you gasp as the breath leaves your lungs. You're soaked already, my fingers enter you, wasting no time...
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
A big hug from behind and a gentle kiss on your neck. "Tell me about your day," I whisper as one hand slowly moves up to your throat and one hand slides into your panties...
"It was good-" you gasp as the breath leaves your lungs. You're soaked already, my fingers enter you, wasting no time...
"It was good-" you gasp as the breath leaves your lungs. You're soaked already, my fingers enter you, wasting no time...
What this country needs right now is a new Bo Burnham special
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
What this country needs right now is a new Bo Burnham special
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need someone who can hold all these heavy thoughts then fuck them out of me
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
need someone who can hold all these heavy thoughts then fuck them out of me
Dropped off of the face of the Earth for a few months, but I think it's safe for me to rejoin society.
Well, safe for the society, I mean...
Well, safe for the society, I mean...
January 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Dropped off of the face of the Earth for a few months, but I think it's safe for me to rejoin society.
Well, safe for the society, I mean...
Well, safe for the society, I mean...
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Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?
2026 is going to be about little changes and keeping life simple in this complicated world...
Only buying used clothes, drink a little less, read a little more, scream into the void a little each day, spend a little more time to think on the words which the void whispers back.
Only buying used clothes, drink a little less, read a little more, scream into the void a little each day, spend a little more time to think on the words which the void whispers back.
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
2026 is going to be about little changes and keeping life simple in this complicated world...
Only buying used clothes, drink a little less, read a little more, scream into the void a little each day, spend a little more time to think on the words which the void whispers back.
Only buying used clothes, drink a little less, read a little more, scream into the void a little each day, spend a little more time to think on the words which the void whispers back.
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"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"What do we do with 20,000 unemployed ICE agents afterwards?"
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it says here you “feared for your life”?
January 7, 2026 at 9:19 PM
it says here you “feared for your life”?
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m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.’ – Mitch Hedberg
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
January 7, 2026 at 12:37 PM
m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re goin’, and hook up with them later.’ – Mitch Hedberg
Pic of the day
#photography
Pic of the day
#photography
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don’t know what to say anymore man
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
don’t know what to say anymore man