reddeathpasses.bsky.social
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No one should be above the law, most especially the President.

Ignoring a Supreme Court ruling to facilitate Kilmar Abrego Garcia's return isn't just cruel; it's unconstitutional.

They're saying the quiet part aloud — if they get away with it now, they'll do it to anyone.
Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."
April 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Desperately trying to get Zack Grienke and RFK Jr in a room together
April 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Drove a manual for the first time in my 28 rotations around the sun.

Proud to say i only stalled 7 times on this 75 foot journey
April 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me when I can get to somewhere via rail in less than 3 hours and for less than 160 USD honestly
March 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"The cardinals made no moves this off-season they're going to implode this season"

Lars Nootbaar: "We are going to be eating fried ravioli at the world series"
March 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It's freaking opening day let's goooooooo
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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bro said 🧍‍♂️
#wrestlesky #RAW #WWE
March 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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luka doncic should lose like ninety pounds and get a white belt and become a screamo scene kid
March 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
God knew I'd be too powerful if I was good at more than one video game

Idk why he made it fortnite ballistic
February 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Don't even need to add to this particular repost. Mad Men is my absolute undisputed GOAT show and I just don't debate it
Share one of your favourite shows from the 2010s🎥📺
February 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Bird Flu: Myth Vs. Fact
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February 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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anti-dei guy who's angry that there wasn't a single white dancer at the halftime show
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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crazy the things a white boy like me will get up to
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet theonion.com/inexper...
Inexperienced Puppy Bowl Team Still Hasn’t Opened Eyes Yet
NEW YORK—Noting that their youth would likely be a major factor in determining the outcome of Puppy Bowl XV, analysts noted Sunday that the inexperienced players on Team Ruff still hadn’t opened their eyes yet. “It’s hard to see how Team Ruff is going to be able to compete with Team Fluff given that its puppies lack experience seeing or hearing since their eyes and ears are still sealed,” said play-by-play announcer Scott Graham, adding that the puppies on Team Ruff were at a further disadvantage because they’d only had a few days since their birth to prepare for the game. “It’s difficult to win a football game when you’re incapable of standing or walking yet. Most of these little pups can barely lift their heads. Sure, they’re young and they’re hungry, but Team Fluff has a definite advantage in having dogs with a full command of their mobility and senses. But even if they don’t win the championship, this game is going to offer the puppies on Team Ruff some valuable experience in trying to urinate or defecate on their own.” At press time, the outlook for the inexperienced Team Ruff had decreased even further after the newborn puppies’ mother ate most of the litter at halftime.
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February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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The Chiefs can still win, if Mike Pence finds the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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"The Chiefs dynasty is more annoying than the Patriots ever were" is crazy talk for several reasons, one of them being that the Patriots dynasty forced regular people to think about Boston
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Socialism or barbarism, your choice
January 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Pete Hegseth Crashes Golf Cart Into Inauguration Stage
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January 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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New Study Finds College Binge Drinking To Be A Blast
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January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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all millenieals, gen x, and boomers are "From Reddit ". I have a funny image which proves this
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM