Profess0rJam
@profess0rjam.bsky.social
30s | grand strategy, roguelike, ttrpg, and horror enjoyer|pro-wrestling yapper|MTG boomer|hobbyist game dev 🏳️🌈pan
Linktree for my stuff: https://linktr.ee/professorjam
Linktree for my stuff: https://linktr.ee/professorjam
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I guess we know who our next face champion should be and who should beat thekla!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I guess we know who our next face champion should be and who should beat thekla!!
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February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Kind of befuddled that a huge chunk of grand strategy players seem to need mission trees to guide them and set goals for them. Like, I get wanting the gameplay to be enhanced, but there were several people who said they *NEED* them and that it's a core reason they play these games.
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kind of befuddled that a huge chunk of grand strategy players seem to need mission trees to guide them and set goals for them. Like, I get wanting the gameplay to be enhanced, but there were several people who said they *NEED* them and that it's a core reason they play these games.
All the people that participate in our album club are COOL and BADASS (technically it's more of a singles club since we pick a theme and everyone tosses in a song that fits the theme, but whatever)
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
All the people that participate in our album club are COOL and BADASS (technically it's more of a singles club since we pick a theme and everyone tosses in a song that fits the theme, but whatever)
The satisfaction of a well disciplined morning workout is great and all but holy smokes have you tried generic reese's puffs? anyway time to wait for my 8am soulsucking mandatory all-staff yap session
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The satisfaction of a well disciplined morning workout is great and all but holy smokes have you tried generic reese's puffs? anyway time to wait for my 8am soulsucking mandatory all-staff yap session
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Cleaned up the linktree and included my Stoat server since it feels like Discord is trying to flush itself down the drain
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February 9, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Cleaned up the linktree and included my Stoat server since it feels like Discord is trying to flush itself down the drain
>Finally get some momentum going on Tiktok and building an audience
>TikTok becomes the Temple of Evil™
>People are joining my Discord again to hang out
>Discord gets an addiction to shooting itself repeatedly in the dick.
I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault
>TikTok becomes the Temple of Evil™
>People are joining my Discord again to hang out
>Discord gets an addiction to shooting itself repeatedly in the dick.
I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
>Finally get some momentum going on Tiktok and building an audience
>TikTok becomes the Temple of Evil™
>People are joining my Discord again to hang out
>Discord gets an addiction to shooting itself repeatedly in the dick.
I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault
>TikTok becomes the Temple of Evil™
>People are joining my Discord again to hang out
>Discord gets an addiction to shooting itself repeatedly in the dick.
I'm sorry everyone, this is my fault
ChatGPT, how do I ruin my relationship?
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
ChatGPT, how do I ruin my relationship?
Feeling weirdly sapped of like, any drive to do anything creative today. Gonna see if I can get Elden Ring randomizer and seemless co-op to work and recharge a bit.
February 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Feeling weirdly sapped of like, any drive to do anything creative today. Gonna see if I can get Elden Ring randomizer and seemless co-op to work and recharge a bit.
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The first big fascist wave in Germany and Italy was driven by the humiliation and suffering of WW1. Our current wave of American fascism is largely driven by rich guys who want it to be illegal for you to laugh at them.
the fact that they saw Polanski as not being punished despite fleeing to France -- the fact that his social circle did not hold him accountable -- finally makes me understand why the elite media is insane about left activism at elite colleges: nothing anyone else can do to them matters.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
The first big fascist wave in Germany and Italy was driven by the humiliation and suffering of WW1. Our current wave of American fascism is largely driven by rich guys who want it to be illegal for you to laugh at them.
One of my coworkers found my TikTok account. He's into like, historical RTS games so it figures he'd get me screaming about EU5, but that still feels weird lmao
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
One of my coworkers found my TikTok account. He's into like, historical RTS games so it figures he'd get me screaming about EU5, but that still feels weird lmao
How the fuck did my partner just snore and make the "sanity lost" sound from Darkest Dungeon. Whatever, I guess I'm awake now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
How the fuck did my partner just snore and make the "sanity lost" sound from Darkest Dungeon. Whatever, I guess I'm awake now.
Begging Paradox to get EU5 in a playable state to where I can feel comfortable just hitting "random country" and play whatever I land on. Or play as any country a decent ways into the game without the global economy crashing lol
February 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Begging Paradox to get EU5 in a playable state to where I can feel comfortable just hitting "random country" and play whatever I land on. Or play as any country a decent ways into the game without the global economy crashing lol
You play strategy games to live out the fantasy of dominating the globe.
I play strategy games to torment the aristocracy and revoke their privileges.
We are not the same.
I play strategy games to torment the aristocracy and revoke their privileges.
We are not the same.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You play strategy games to live out the fantasy of dominating the globe.
I play strategy games to torment the aristocracy and revoke their privileges.
We are not the same.
I play strategy games to torment the aristocracy and revoke their privileges.
We are not the same.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I just wanna spend half my day playing my silly strategy games and making videos about them, and the other half of my day making my Godot project, is that so wrong???
[and a secret third half of the day for watching wrestling, going to the gym, and watching bad movies]
[and a secret third half of the day for watching wrestling, going to the gym, and watching bad movies]
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I just wanna spend half my day playing my silly strategy games and making videos about them, and the other half of my day making my Godot project, is that so wrong???
[and a secret third half of the day for watching wrestling, going to the gym, and watching bad movies]
[and a secret third half of the day for watching wrestling, going to the gym, and watching bad movies]
Finishing the Brandenburg Robber Baron disaster hellscape situation in Europa Universalis 5 is like the cock and ball torture they put you through as Denmark, magnified by 10. Holy shit what an absolutely miserable start to a playthrough 10/10 keep it up Paradox Interactive
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Finishing the Brandenburg Robber Baron disaster hellscape situation in Europa Universalis 5 is like the cock and ball torture they put you through as Denmark, magnified by 10. Holy shit what an absolutely miserable start to a playthrough 10/10 keep it up Paradox Interactive
Enjoying Europa Universalis 5 1.1 Rossbach patch right now, finally trying to play within the Holy Roman Empire
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Enjoying Europa Universalis 5 1.1 Rossbach patch right now, finally trying to play within the Holy Roman Empire
Something that I struggle with, even now that I've been doing TikToks for a few months; people asking me if they should spend money on games/DLC. I don't wanna be responsible for wasting money if you end up not liking it 😭
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Something that I struggle with, even now that I've been doing TikToks for a few months; people asking me if they should spend money on games/DLC. I don't wanna be responsible for wasting money if you end up not liking it 😭
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
Yearning to take a day off of work, but knowing in my heart that I would do literally the same amount of prep work and planning that I'd do during my work day anyway so what's the point lmao
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Yearning to take a day off of work, but knowing in my heart that I would do literally the same amount of prep work and planning that I'd do during my work day anyway so what's the point lmao
Watching Alien vs Predator Requiem tonight. As a kid, sometimes I'd hear people complain about films "having too many people" and not enough of the monsters. I used to think that was like, a self-deprecating, unserious opinion. As I get older holy shit I get it, who the fuck are all of these people
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Watching Alien vs Predator Requiem tonight. As a kid, sometimes I'd hear people complain about films "having too many people" and not enough of the monsters. I used to think that was like, a self-deprecating, unserious opinion. As I get older holy shit I get it, who the fuck are all of these people
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The fact that she couldn't say this until she wasn't employed there any longer tells you everything you need to know about how they roll.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The fact that she couldn't say this until she wasn't employed there any longer tells you everything you need to know about how they roll.