3) The article doesn't engage with a possibility I saw somewhere else--the Secret Service could outsource Trump's security to BOP officers. I don't know if anyone wants that, but it would resolve the problem of how to safely put armed Secret Service agents in a prison.

Like, why not try writing a res that says "we support a ceasefire on the condition that (a) the hostages are all immediately freed, (b) Hamas agrees to exile itself to a third-party country and (c) Gaza is disarmed", and put the screws on other security council countries to veto?

I think this is the key point. The old “when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression” line. I don’t think rural people are even portrayed particularly badly in a cultural sense, not broadly.