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@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Your lack of endorsement is almost as embarrassing as losing to DJT twice.
Your lack of endorsement is almost as embarrassing as losing to DJT twice.
September 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Your lack of endorsement is almost as embarrassing as losing to DJT twice.
Your lack of endorsement is almost as embarrassing as losing to DJT twice.
I’m here for this level of hateraide.
In order to avoid a vote on releasing the Epstein files Republicans went on break 2 weeks early hoping the story would go away. They’re back in DC now.
You know what they’re going to find out?
It didn’t go away.
It ain’t gonna go away!
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
You know what they’re going to find out?
It didn’t go away.
It ain’t gonna go away!
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m here for this level of hateraide.
Target cuts DEI at the beginning of the year, loses billions.
Fast forward to Labor Day weekend, my 1st trip to Target in months.
They hate organized labor so much, they can’t even call it a Labor Day sale.
#TargetSucks
#LaborDay
Fast forward to Labor Day weekend, my 1st trip to Target in months.
They hate organized labor so much, they can’t even call it a Labor Day sale.
#TargetSucks
#LaborDay
September 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Target cuts DEI at the beginning of the year, loses billions.
Fast forward to Labor Day weekend, my 1st trip to Target in months.
They hate organized labor so much, they can’t even call it a Labor Day sale.
#TargetSucks
#LaborDay
Fast forward to Labor Day weekend, my 1st trip to Target in months.
They hate organized labor so much, they can’t even call it a Labor Day sale.
#TargetSucks
#LaborDay
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From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.
Hopefully we won't be eating baked potatoes with plain beans and tuna when this is all over.
American exceptionalism taken to its logical extreme
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
March 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hopefully we won't be eating baked potatoes with plain beans and tuna when this is all over.
[Insert Kylo Ren "more" meme]
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
[Insert Kylo Ren "more" meme]
We all knew it was coming.
It doesn't stop me from being angry and throwing shit around.
That being said, I'll take some small comfort that Ashli Babbitt is still right where she belongs: In the ground.
It doesn't stop me from being angry and throwing shit around.
That being said, I'll take some small comfort that Ashli Babbitt is still right where she belongs: In the ground.
Trump just pardoned hundreds of cop-beaters. America is officially a third-world Orange Republic.
January 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We all knew it was coming.
It doesn't stop me from being angry and throwing shit around.
That being said, I'll take some small comfort that Ashli Babbitt is still right where she belongs: In the ground.
It doesn't stop me from being angry and throwing shit around.
That being said, I'll take some small comfort that Ashli Babbitt is still right where she belongs: In the ground.
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Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025
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Imagine banning a social media site BEFORE banning what's responsible for majority of our kids dying in schools.
The country.... ughhh
The country.... ughhh
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Imagine banning a social media site BEFORE banning what's responsible for majority of our kids dying in schools.
The country.... ughhh
The country.... ughhh
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I assure you, your insurance company believes in climate change
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I assure you, your insurance company believes in climate change
That is the question everybody should be asking.
What specifically is Donold distracting everyone from by calling for war on Canada and Greenland
January 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
That is the question everybody should be asking.
The WWE universe is letting Hulk know what they think of his crappy beer.
![Hulk Hogan in a stadium and above his head a closed captioning reads, "[crowd booing]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cxr5eu7ovv6mxoujynde3i3s/bafkreidih5adp7yvvr2gypqpdq6ns4qfagosc4j43257ympyernchjc7vy@jpeg)
January 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The WWE universe is letting Hulk know what they think of his crappy beer.
I'm just watching the Netflix debut of WWE Raw out of fascination, but watching the crowd boo the hell out of Hulk Hogan while he pitched his cheap piss-water beer made me giggle.
“That doesn't work for me, brother”
“That doesn't work for me, brother”
January 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm just watching the Netflix debut of WWE Raw out of fascination, but watching the crowd boo the hell out of Hulk Hogan while he pitched his cheap piss-water beer made me giggle.
“That doesn't work for me, brother”
“That doesn't work for me, brother”
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Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
January 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Today is January 6th and no one is watching the Capitol be plundered, feces being smeared on the walls, and police officers being stabbed with American flags.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Why? Because one side believes in democracy no matter what, and the other side only believes in it only when they win.
Ashli Babbitt is where she belongs.
Ashli Babbitt was shot for endangering the lives of members of Congress. It wasn’t a peaceful bunch of grandmas. It was a violent insurrection.
January 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Ashli Babbitt is where she belongs.
Beautiful.
Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
December 18, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Beautiful.
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Living the dream.
December 18, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Living the dream.
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Instant follow.
Imma use my first Bluesky post to casually mention that Ted Cruz is a dick.
November 25, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Instant follow.
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Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Elonia has made 405 ketamine-fueled posts on his social media app in the last 24 hours.
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I will never forgive Bloomberg news for normalizing Trump and giving him a HUGE platform by interviewing him on October 15.
Can you please RT and follow us so we can overtake them them on Bluesky?
This will be a huge victory for new media. 💙🙏
Can you please RT and follow us so we can overtake them them on Bluesky?
This will be a huge victory for new media. 💙🙏
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I will never forgive Bloomberg news for normalizing Trump and giving him a HUGE platform by interviewing him on October 15.
Can you please RT and follow us so we can overtake them them on Bluesky?
This will be a huge victory for new media. 💙🙏
Can you please RT and follow us so we can overtake them them on Bluesky?
This will be a huge victory for new media. 💙🙏
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Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋
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In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"
November 23, 2024 at 4:42 PM
In case you're wondering...
Here's the "plan"
Here's the "plan"