High-Explosive Intercontinental Ballistic Dadbod
@redbeardthetired.bsky.social
26. They / He / Your-guess-is-as-good-as-mine.
Openly weird on main. Unkillable & unrepentant queer. Evil butch thing. Eater of brats. 8% dog by volume.
https://fetlife.com/RedbeardTheTired
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Openly weird on main. Unkillable & unrepentant queer. Evil butch thing. Eater of brats. 8% dog by volume.
https://fetlife.com/RedbeardTheTired
https://throne.com/dadbodnapgod
I feel called out.
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I feel called out.
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*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
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*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
*𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙪 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙮* good puppy !!
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the best way to control someone is to make them dependent on you. that being said, who wants to abandon their belongings, give up their money, and move in with me?
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
the best way to control someone is to make them dependent on you. that being said, who wants to abandon their belongings, give up their money, and move in with me?
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this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls
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Thighs Thighs Thighs.
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Thighs Thighs Thighs.
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A puppygirl resting her head in my lap so I can pet her and say nice things would be enough for me. But if it wanted to casually suck my cock during, who am I to say no?
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A puppygirl resting her head in my lap so I can pet her and say nice things would be enough for me. But if it wanted to casually suck my cock during, who am I to say no?
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kissing with lecherous intent (more kissing)
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
kissing with lecherous intent (more kissing)
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recession indicator
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
recession indicator
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sorry i only like size differences and heavy cnc..
July 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
sorry i only like size differences and heavy cnc..
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Well, I mean, that _cum won't excessive itself
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well, I mean, that _cum won't excessive itself
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Can You Jerk Off With Only One 'B' Press in Mario 64?
(57:43 minute long video)
(57:43 minute long video)
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Can You Jerk Off With Only One 'B' Press in Mario 64?
(57:43 minute long video)
(57:43 minute long video)
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liking all of your disgusting posts is my love language
October 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
liking all of your disgusting posts is my love language
Consider: a bunnygirl standing in front of a mirror, wearing most of a nun halloween costume, trying to figure out whether it's cuter to pin her ears down under the habit, or cut holes in the habit to let them poke through.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Consider: a bunnygirl standing in front of a mirror, wearing most of a nun halloween costume, trying to figure out whether it's cuter to pin her ears down under the habit, or cut holes in the habit to let them poke through.
*flops on the ground, looking like I've been dropped from a height, and lets out a long, dramatic, tired-old-dog sigh*
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
*flops on the ground, looking like I've been dropped from a height, and lets out a long, dramatic, tired-old-dog sigh*
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Sexual Gooey Testicle Play: Beautiful Mother Edition
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Sexual Gooey Testicle Play: Beautiful Mother Edition
About me.
some ugly bastards in art have raw sex appeal and i will not shut up about it
October 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
About me.
Making each other worse is a love language 💖🥴💖
Brain dead porn addicted daddy gooner Bf 🤝 sex addict girlfriend
October 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Making each other worse is a love language 💖🥴💖