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B33FY
@beefy-135.bsky.social
Mostly horny. Sometimes funny.

33. Cishet. He/Him.

No minors, please.
Pinned
Y’all I ain’t even that horny. I just like attention 😝
I think it depends on your insurance provider.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Two of my moots should be in bed with me resting their heads on my chest while I grip their assess. It’s what I need to recover after a long day.
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Moderate to severe cuddling withdrawals.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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I need someone to pet.
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I need her laying on top of me and letting me grope her for at least an hour to recover after work.
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
No better activity for two best friends than getting fondled by some gross man (me) together.
February 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Installed a normie filter on my dating profile 😝
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
To Whom It May Concern:

You are baby.
February 8, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Dis gon be you
Puppy Good GIF
ALT: Puppy Good GIF
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February 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Which one of you filthy sluts is gonna let me hug you like a plushy and sing you to sleep?
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
My life would be exponentially better with a needy obedient puppygirl or two I could come home to and viciously breed every day.
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Same, but we probably wouldn’t be just buddies for long. I’d be too tempted to keep them for myself.
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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justice for the girlies who just wanna be roughly used by their owners for a living 😔😔😔
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Capitalism keeping us all from living our best lives 😔
February 7, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Nah you’re good.
February 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Hatefuck buddies. Is that a thing?
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Depends on how old and whether your body has changed drastically since then.
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Let me ruin you. Forget how to be human and live to sate my darkest urges. Become my toy that only exists to be used until you break. At least then you’ll know you were good for something.
February 7, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My kingdom for a sub who craves being broken because at least then it means somebody wants them.
February 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I need to get belligerently high and fuck my anger out on some needy puppygirls who think bullying counts as love.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Sit with me in a slutty outfit while I drink and let me get a little rough and handsy with you.
January 29, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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This beer tastes like I should pour the rest of it over her head while she blows me and order her not to stop.
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The icky kinks are back in full swing tonight.
February 7, 2026 at 1:23 AM
My only career goal at this point is to make enough money that I can afford to adopt some jobless girlfailure and make her my full-time free use fucktoy.
February 7, 2026 at 1:22 AM