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If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.
January 31, 2026 at 7:48 PM
If I was a horrifyingly amoral anime protagonist with a magic book that makes people die of any cause I want I would 100% get sidetracked from whatever unhinged crusade I'm on by testing to see whether it's possible to die of certain things. Just writing down Concepts and seeing what happens.
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Knowledge-gated metroidvana where the player character has context-sensitive idle animations that sometimes trigger interactions which can't be done voluntarily, like if you idle in front of a control panel they might get bored and start pressing random buttons. Nothing indicates this is possible.
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Knowledge-gated metroidvana where the player character has context-sensitive idle animations that sometimes trigger interactions which can't be done voluntarily, like if you idle in front of a control panel they might get bored and start pressing random buttons. Nothing indicates this is possible.
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I also got the birds their own personal heating pads. Ripley hates his and is sleeping in his food bowl in protest, but Cheese is already cozymaxxing.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I also got the birds their own personal heating pads. Ripley hates his and is sleeping in his food bowl in protest, but Cheese is already cozymaxxing.
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A thing I love about 90s environmentalist kids' media is it'll still have the heroes fight a giant lizard, but only after making clear the lizard is not a mindless killer. The lizard has *principled ideological objections* to the continued existence of humanity. The lizard would be happy to explain.
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
A thing I love about 90s environmentalist kids' media is it'll still have the heroes fight a giant lizard, but only after making clear the lizard is not a mindless killer. The lizard has *principled ideological objections* to the continued existence of humanity. The lizard would be happy to explain.
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One of the girls is precariously Slav squatting atop a street-lamp, cast in stark silhouette against the sodium glare save for a shark-toothed smirk and the lenses of her coke-bottle glasses.
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
One of the girls is precariously Slav squatting atop a street-lamp, cast in stark silhouette against the sodium glare save for a shark-toothed smirk and the lenses of her coke-bottle glasses.
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Standard supervillain team aura shot where the leader is up front monologuing and the rest of the team is randomly perched like gargoyles on various bits of scenery grinning at the viewer with way too many teeth, except it's a magical girl team and the one monologuing is the talking animal mascot.
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Standard supervillain team aura shot where the leader is up front monologuing and the rest of the team is randomly perched like gargoyles on various bits of scenery grinning at the viewer with way too many teeth, except it's a magical girl team and the one monologuing is the talking animal mascot.
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Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
January 28, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
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Disco Elysium is a hard sell for some audiences because it's like the one game ever where having to play a terminally divorced brown-haired white guy GENUINELY IS material to the text's structural critique, but people bullshit about that so often that folks are perfectly justified not believing you.
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Disco Elysium is a hard sell for some audiences because it's like the one game ever where having to play a terminally divorced brown-haired white guy GENUINELY IS material to the text's structural critique, but people bullshit about that so often that folks are perfectly justified not believing you.
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Trying to steeple my fingers to look properly villainous while I contemplate the news my henchman has just delivered and quietly having a nervous breakdown behind my terrible iron mask because I can't get the razor tips of my clawed gauntlets to consistently line up with each other.
January 30, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Trying to steeple my fingers to look properly villainous while I contemplate the news my henchman has just delivered and quietly having a nervous breakdown behind my terrible iron mask because I can't get the razor tips of my clawed gauntlets to consistently line up with each other.
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the job market is gonna be so good for people who didn't rake their brain over the AI coals for years
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 AM
the job market is gonna be so good for people who didn't rake their brain over the AI coals for years
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
being capable of thinking and knowing things without a chatbot will go so hard
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So it turns out that fated rivals ARE a thing, but due to a bureaucratic error it was never specified that nemesis pairs have to be the same species; consequently, for most living humans, their fated rival is some kind of bug.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
So it turns out that fated rivals ARE a thing, but due to a bureaucratic error it was never specified that nemesis pairs have to be the same species; consequently, for most living humans, their fated rival is some kind of bug.
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Cleo right now:
a man is sitting in a pile of garbage bags .
Alt: Someone sitting in front of a pile of trash bags looking smug
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January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Cleo right now:
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Just got the most 'bank error in your favour' feeling I've ever had. Ordered two extra large boxes of bin bags that would last me a few years. They sent me 2 shipping boxes of boxes of bin bags.
I have a decades worth of bin bags now...
I have a decades worth of bin bags now...
January 22, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Just got the most 'bank error in your favour' feeling I've ever had. Ordered two extra large boxes of bin bags that would last me a few years. They sent me 2 shipping boxes of boxes of bin bags.
I have a decades worth of bin bags now...
I have a decades worth of bin bags now...
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The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The Romans were for real naming their kids shit like Boy #2
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Trading in the main series: Select the Pokemon you want and press A.
Trading in the mobile games: Add the trade partner as a friend and wait 78 days to become ultra-mega-best-friends while making sure to walk to Starbucks every day to send them a gift so it doesn’t take four times as long,
Trading in the mobile games: Add the trade partner as a friend and wait 78 days to become ultra-mega-best-friends while making sure to walk to Starbucks every day to send them a gift so it doesn’t take four times as long,
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Trading in the main series: Select the Pokemon you want and press A.
Trading in the mobile games: Add the trade partner as a friend and wait 78 days to become ultra-mega-best-friends while making sure to walk to Starbucks every day to send them a gift so it doesn’t take four times as long,
Trading in the mobile games: Add the trade partner as a friend and wait 78 days to become ultra-mega-best-friends while making sure to walk to Starbucks every day to send them a gift so it doesn’t take four times as long,
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Of all the cats I’ve known, i’d vote the orange tabbies most likely to try to force a reluctant coalition of unlikely allies to siege an impregnable city
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Of all the cats I’ve known, i’d vote the orange tabbies most likely to try to force a reluctant coalition of unlikely allies to siege an impregnable city
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
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I just saw this poll on tumblr and if you wanted to vote for me, I’d appreciate it.
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
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Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.
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January 12, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I just saw this poll on tumblr and if you wanted to vote for me, I’d appreciate it.
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
www.tumblr.com/fr3sh-c0rn-2...
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Congratulations to the People's the Game of the Year, as well as winner of 2025's Best World Map, Best Sound Design, Best Art Direction, and Best Platformer, HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG!
January 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Congratulations to the People's the Game of the Year, as well as winner of 2025's Best World Map, Best Sound Design, Best Art Direction, and Best Platformer, HOLLOW KNIGHT: SILKSONG!
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Looking for a chill #furry #game & a tight-knit accepting community? Furvilla.com has just become 100% free to play, with no ads. This is our gift to the furry community.
Create villagers, explore, craft items, raise pets & make friends in this old-school browser-based game.
See you in #Furvilla!
Create villagers, explore, craft items, raise pets & make friends in this old-school browser-based game.
See you in #Furvilla!
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Looking for a chill #furry #game & a tight-knit accepting community? Furvilla.com has just become 100% free to play, with no ads. This is our gift to the furry community.
Create villagers, explore, craft items, raise pets & make friends in this old-school browser-based game.
See you in #Furvilla!
Create villagers, explore, craft items, raise pets & make friends in this old-school browser-based game.
See you in #Furvilla!
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I just had a Yorkshire pudding so good it makes me want to forgive 0.05% of the English. Made with the drippings of a prime rib roast. Topped with the au jus. I get it. I get it now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I just had a Yorkshire pudding so good it makes me want to forgive 0.05% of the English. Made with the drippings of a prime rib roast. Topped with the au jus. I get it. I get it now.
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I love it when period media about ancient cultures depicts the stonework in their architecture as very rounded and blobby in a way that makes it 100% clear that the designer was simply imitating the way it looks now. Like, what the fuck is erosion? Obviously it just started out that way.
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I love it when period media about ancient cultures depicts the stonework in their architecture as very rounded and blobby in a way that makes it 100% clear that the designer was simply imitating the way it looks now. Like, what the fuck is erosion? Obviously it just started out that way.
