Amie Simon
@reamimator.bsky.social
Dir. of Marketing Smarthouse Creative
Film-obsessed writer at Three Imaginary Girls
#HorrorFilm writer/podcaster at I ❤️ Splatter
🍅-meter approved
(she/her)
Film-obsessed writer at Three Imaginary Girls
#HorrorFilm writer/podcaster at I ❤️ Splatter
🍅-meter approved
(she/her)
“Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.”
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November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.”
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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Nature is healing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nature is healing.
Not even halfway through the first episode of PLUR1BUS and I’m hooked! I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but STILL. It’s great.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Not even halfway through the first episode of PLUR1BUS and I’m hooked! I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but STILL. It’s great.
I’m not sure how I was expecting IT: Welcome to Derry to start, but THAT was certainly not anything I thought would happen!
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I’m not sure how I was expecting IT: Welcome to Derry to start, but THAT was certainly not anything I thought would happen!
#HappyHalloween! Each year the Great Pumpkin rises over the pumpkin patch that he thinks is most sincere.
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November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
#HappyHalloween! Each year the Great Pumpkin rises over the pumpkin patch that he thinks is most sincere.
This whole week has been awful & it’s culminated in me taking mom to Urgent Care. We’re pretty sure she’s okay, but 1 thing I know is: you don’t fuck around with a head injury. So I forced her to come get checked out.
Feels like the week’s shitshow was a sign warning me an accident would happen …
Feels like the week’s shitshow was a sign warning me an accident would happen …
October 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This whole week has been awful & it’s culminated in me taking mom to Urgent Care. We’re pretty sure she’s okay, but 1 thing I know is: you don’t fuck around with a head injury. So I forced her to come get checked out.
Feels like the week’s shitshow was a sign warning me an accident would happen …
Feels like the week’s shitshow was a sign warning me an accident would happen …
THIS WEEK. 😒 I’m planning to flee into the woods Weapons-style and become a bog witch. Who’s with me?
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October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
THIS WEEK. 😒 I’m planning to flee into the woods Weapons-style and become a bog witch. Who’s with me?
Psychological Thriller?! Sam Raimi?!? RACHEL MCADAMS?!?!!! Take my money, please.
SEND HELP trailer is live!! Rachel McAdams! Dylan O'Brien! Sam Raimi! Spread it round the world, won't you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wi...
Send Help | Official Trailer | In Theaters Jan 30
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October 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Psychological Thriller?! Sam Raimi?!? RACHEL MCADAMS?!?!!! Take my money, please.
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IT'S DONE. Come join me this Friday at 6pm for the opening of my work and many other artists for the TELEPHONE show at Base Camp Studios 2 🌈💙💾 #floppydiskart
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
IT'S DONE. Come join me this Friday at 6pm for the opening of my work and many other artists for the TELEPHONE show at Base Camp Studios 2 🌈💙💾 #floppydiskart
Things overhead in the corn maze today:
“Sorry kids, we live in the corn maze now. We can’t go home.”
“Dad, you don’t know how to get outta here!”
And, from a small child:
“Don’t kill your wife! Don’t kill your wife. Don’t kill your wife.”
“Sorry kids, we live in the corn maze now. We can’t go home.”
“Dad, you don’t know how to get outta here!”
And, from a small child:
“Don’t kill your wife! Don’t kill your wife. Don’t kill your wife.”
October 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Things overhead in the corn maze today:
“Sorry kids, we live in the corn maze now. We can’t go home.”
“Dad, you don’t know how to get outta here!”
And, from a small child:
“Don’t kill your wife! Don’t kill your wife. Don’t kill your wife.”
“Sorry kids, we live in the corn maze now. We can’t go home.”
“Dad, you don’t know how to get outta here!”
And, from a small child:
“Don’t kill your wife! Don’t kill your wife. Don’t kill your wife.”
Also! Lewis Pullman AND Bill Pullman are gonna be in the Spaceballs sequel!??!? Omggggggg I love it already.
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Also! Lewis Pullman AND Bill Pullman are gonna be in the Spaceballs sequel!??!? Omggggggg I love it already.
“You might get a sore arm” — a few hours later I can’t even lightly brush arm up against anything without being in total agony! 🤕 Thanks, Shingles vaccine.
(No but really THANKS because I’d rather have a sore arm than get Shingles)
(No but really THANKS because I’d rather have a sore arm than get Shingles)
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“You might get a sore arm” — a few hours later I can’t even lightly brush arm up against anything without being in total agony! 🤕 Thanks, Shingles vaccine.
(No but really THANKS because I’d rather have a sore arm than get Shingles)
(No but really THANKS because I’d rather have a sore arm than get Shingles)
#FantasticFest review thread, incoming!
THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece
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THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece
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FANTASTIC FEST ’25 REVIEW – THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece
Lauren Kitchen In Brooke H. Cellars’ THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece (Photo courtesy of Warped Witch Cinema) “I think my favorite color is dead.” The second I opened the press release and read th…
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September 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
#FantasticFest review thread, incoming!
THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece
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THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece
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"This stuff's got the sting of the 48 hour blend!" (the Twin Peaks: FWWM quote I always say, even when I'm by myself, when having a cup of hotel room coffee)
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"This stuff's got the sting of the 48 hour blend!" (the Twin Peaks: FWWM quote I always say, even when I'm by myself, when having a cup of hotel room coffee)
Hi I was just up on a ferry deck enjoying a gorgeous day when the two bros next to me started saying they’d kill themselves if they ever got over a 34” waist. How’s your day?
September 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hi I was just up on a ferry deck enjoying a gorgeous day when the two bros next to me started saying they’d kill themselves if they ever got over a 34” waist. How’s your day?
Best pie: Pumpkin with whipped cream
Best ice cream: Molly Moon’s melted chocolate with toffee pieces
Best donut: Maple Bar
Best bar: Magic bars (by mom)
Best cake: Vanilla cake with sprinkles in the batter and buttercream frosting
Best other: Twice Baked Almond croissant from Bakery Nouveau
Best ice cream: Molly Moon’s melted chocolate with toffee pieces
Best donut: Maple Bar
Best bar: Magic bars (by mom)
Best cake: Vanilla cake with sprinkles in the batter and buttercream frosting
Best other: Twice Baked Almond croissant from Bakery Nouveau
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: coconut cream
Best ice cream: salted caramel cupcake
Best donut: blueberry fritter
Best bar: seven layer
Best cake: the chocolate one I just bought
Best other: little debbie (nutty Buddys, oatmeal crème sandwiches, and/or Swiss rolls)
Best pie: coconut cream
Best ice cream: salted caramel cupcake
Best donut: blueberry fritter
Best bar: seven layer
Best cake: the chocolate one I just bought
Best other: little debbie (nutty Buddys, oatmeal crème sandwiches, and/or Swiss rolls)
Dessert mode ACTIVATE:
Best pie: Pecan
Best ice cream: Butter Pecan or Coffee sorbet
Best donut: warm glazed
Best bar: turtles
Best cake: German chocolate
Best other: grilled peaches with ice cream
Best pie: Pecan
Best ice cream: Butter Pecan or Coffee sorbet
Best donut: warm glazed
Best bar: turtles
Best cake: German chocolate
Best other: grilled peaches with ice cream
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Best pie: Pumpkin with whipped cream
Best ice cream: Molly Moon’s melted chocolate with toffee pieces
Best donut: Maple Bar
Best bar: Magic bars (by mom)
Best cake: Vanilla cake with sprinkles in the batter and buttercream frosting
Best other: Twice Baked Almond croissant from Bakery Nouveau
Best ice cream: Molly Moon’s melted chocolate with toffee pieces
Best donut: Maple Bar
Best bar: Magic bars (by mom)
Best cake: Vanilla cake with sprinkles in the batter and buttercream frosting
Best other: Twice Baked Almond croissant from Bakery Nouveau
LOVE it when a new horror film directed by a woman drops! 🖤SOMNIUM is worth your time - now streaming:
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SOMNIUM
“Do you ever grieve for the lives you never lived?” SOMNIUM follows aspiring actress Gemma who has left her small town and a serious romance behind in order to move to LA and pursue her goal of bec…
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September 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
LOVE it when a new horror film directed by a woman drops! 🖤SOMNIUM is worth your time - now streaming:
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I swear every retail store dressing room mirror is designed to make you hate yourself from every angle.
September 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I swear every retail store dressing room mirror is designed to make you hate yourself from every angle.
Been rewatching The Handmaid’s Tale & have asked myself several times if this a terrible idea because it’s hitting me even harder right now, particularly flashbacks to the steps taken by the Gilead leaders to take control.
Also forgot Sydney Sweeney plays Nick’s (1st) wife, which is … something.
Also forgot Sydney Sweeney plays Nick’s (1st) wife, which is … something.
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September 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Been rewatching The Handmaid’s Tale & have asked myself several times if this a terrible idea because it’s hitting me even harder right now, particularly flashbacks to the steps taken by the Gilead leaders to take control.
Also forgot Sydney Sweeney plays Nick’s (1st) wife, which is … something.
Also forgot Sydney Sweeney plays Nick’s (1st) wife, which is … something.
Walking to brunch, and a guy yells out to me: “Is that a Washington Athletic Club logo on your purse?”
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August 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Walking to brunch, and a guy yells out to me: “Is that a Washington Athletic Club logo on your purse?”
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I'm covering #FantasticFest remotely again this year! Can't wait to see a buncha new #horrormovies.
Check out my most anticipated films here: ilovesplatter.com/2025/08/26/f...
Check out my most anticipated films here: ilovesplatter.com/2025/08/26/f...
FANTASTIC FEST ANNOUNCES AN EPIC 2025 LINEUP FOR ITS 20TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION!
Alamo Drafthouse Cinema’s Fantastic Fest is celebrating its 20th edition by bringing you a treasure trove of highly anticipated cinematic wonders from around the world! Featuring 45 World Premieres…
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August 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I'm covering #FantasticFest remotely again this year! Can't wait to see a buncha new #horrormovies.
Check out my most anticipated films here: ilovesplatter.com/2025/08/26/f...
Check out my most anticipated films here: ilovesplatter.com/2025/08/26/f...
“What would you say to silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, and Kona coffee?”
August 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“What would you say to silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, and Kona coffee?”