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When they think no one is looking.

*Cops damaging their own cars?
June 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The Democrat’s top line ad theme for the midterms…
May 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Going out the way he came in (high off his ass)
May 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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OMG! Elon is so high it looks like he’s hallucinating!
May 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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“Brian Glenn, what happened to you. Did Little X get you too?”

“No, this was from MTG.”
May 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The @rollingstone.com hed is a little more direct than the @nytimes.com. 🤡

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
May 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Friday fabulousness! 🐸💚 Kermit the Frog gave the *greenest* graduation speech ever at UMD! Full of puns, heart, and wisdom, the legendary Muppet reminded grads it’s not easy being green—but it *is* worth it. From ping-pong balls to podiums, Jim Henson’s legacy lives on. 🎓🌟
May 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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This is my not-shocked face.
Among the provisions tucked into the bill House Republicans passed this week is a move to limit the power of federal judges to hold people in contempt, potentially shielding the Trump administration from the consequences of violating court orders. Here's what else the GOP slipped into the bill.
The Little Giveaways Tucked Into the Big Republican Bill
www.nytimes.com
May 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Republicans just voted to cut my Medicaid. But at least I know some of the woke kids are getting deported.
May 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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The cruelty is the point.
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Twitter / X is down
May 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.
May 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.
April 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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To those who celebrate 🎉
April 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Nothing like the taste of your 88th birthday cake! Thank you, Bradder, for a wonderful celebration with friends and family today.
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Unkind men so often whither in the face of unkindness.
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh dear god
Brace yourselves. Many Bothans died to bring us this leaked audition video from a woman hoping to bear Elon's 53rd child.
March 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Anyone who thinks Pete Hegseth will resign doesn't understand TrumpWorld.

They have no shame. They have no introspection. They have no respect for consequences.
March 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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we live in a simulation
March 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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RIP George Foreman 🙏…one of the best to ever do it….rest easy Champ!
March 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Soros owes me millions.
I got to get in touch with this Soros guy, because he owes me a lot of back pay based on this.
March 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM