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@reallyseansmith.bsky.social
Author of Even a Dog Enlists, Why Not You? and Rank Absurdity: An Irreverent Military Memoir. Formerly a US Army, MI, UN, NATO, etc. guy. Currently a Regular Human Person goofing off on Bluesky. https://www.amazon.com/stores/Sean-Smith/author/B0B6KPP5XL
"What's sad isn't how their bigotry affected others, but rather that I feel obligated to wrote uncomfortable words about this dead guy who I think did cool things."
a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people and says are you suuuurre
Alt: a man in a suit stands in front of a group of people and says are you suuuurre
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November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"What's sad isn't how their bigotry affected others, but rather that I feel obligated to wrote uncomfortable words about this dead guy who I think did cool things."
All you need is a sufficiently bad high school experience!
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 AM
All you need is a sufficiently bad high school experience!
Gotta wonder what that CSM thought about having to go to a high school graduation to shake the hand of some dorky-ass future cadet like me. Hopefully it beat working at least.
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Gotta wonder what that CSM thought about having to go to a high school graduation to shake the hand of some dorky-ass future cadet like me. Hopefully it beat working at least.
Oof
I Dont Like That Bill Burr GIF
Alt: I Dont Like That Bill Burr GIF
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November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oof
I feel like this requires elaboration.
a man with the words how bad 's the damage written on his face
Alt: a man with the words how bad 's the damage written on his face
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November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I feel like this requires elaboration.
Pros: The AEF was supplied with vast quantities of Brazilian coffee.
Cons: *Checks Army Cookbook*
Cons: *Checks Army Cookbook*
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Pros: The AEF was supplied with vast quantities of Brazilian coffee.
Cons: *Checks Army Cookbook*
Cons: *Checks Army Cookbook*
I assumed as much.
Company contribution assumes linear growth in premiums and lmao
Company contribution assumes linear growth in premiums and lmao
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I assumed as much.
Company contribution assumes linear growth in premiums and lmao
Company contribution assumes linear growth in premiums and lmao
I assume several!
I remember the kids wanting to keep calling bikers gay slurs even though they liked Big Gay Al.
I remember the kids wanting to keep calling bikers gay slurs even though they liked Big Gay Al.
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I assume several!
I remember the kids wanting to keep calling bikers gay slurs even though they liked Big Gay Al.
I remember the kids wanting to keep calling bikers gay slurs even though they liked Big Gay Al.
I mean, I don't know what it was like to be gay then (or any other time). But I don't think anyone *seriously* thought I was faking my interest in girls as a teenager, and the number of times I got called a "fucking [redacted]" just for being a basic nerd was already psychotic.
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I mean, I don't know what it was like to be gay then (or any other time). But I don't think anyone *seriously* thought I was faking my interest in girls as a teenager, and the number of times I got called a "fucking [redacted]" just for being a basic nerd was already psychotic.
M1 kinda splits the difference between the Lotus Esprit and Maserati Bora [complimentary]
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
M1 kinda splits the difference between the Lotus Esprit and Maserati Bora [complimentary]