Fond El Drump
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Oft bestrideth a corpulent, misbegotten pachyderm—doleful specter of an age long past—holding forth upon the manifold follies of men, and the sly, chuckle-headed machinations of a certain stable genius.
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After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 AM
After the assassination of Melissa Hortman it’s not hard to understand why a woman in Minnesota would be afraid of a man in a mask who says he’s a cop.
When shall it dawn upon the commonweal that this administration’s utterances ne’er keep company with reality; that whatever wind they pull from their hindquarters in the instant is no policy, breeds no consequence, and may be toppled with a child’s pinch of proof?
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When shall it dawn upon the commonweal that this administration’s utterances ne’er keep company with reality; that whatever wind they pull from their hindquarters in the instant is no policy, breeds no consequence, and may be toppled with a child’s pinch of proof?
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They really bombed Venezuela before releasing the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 AM
They really bombed Venezuela before releasing the Epstein files.
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DOJ is still in violation of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
DOJ is still in violation of the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
This day, like its ill-brother yesterdays, beholdeth all the broadsheets’ blaring headlines struck dumb and void, toppled at once by the abrupt, barefaced lawlessness of this administration, which maketh a mock of ink, reason, and morning coffee alike.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
This day, like its ill-brother yesterdays, beholdeth all the broadsheets’ blaring headlines struck dumb and void, toppled at once by the abrupt, barefaced lawlessness of this administration, which maketh a mock of ink, reason, and morning coffee alike.
So then, if my wit grasp aright this topsy-turvy doctrine: our own President, whilst safe in his chair, struteth above the law like a cock on a dunghill—yet #Venezuela ’s President, abroad in his own realm, lieth snug beneath our statutes’ cudgel? A brave, brainless paradox!
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
So then, if my wit grasp aright this topsy-turvy doctrine: our own President, whilst safe in his chair, struteth above the law like a cock on a dunghill—yet #Venezuela ’s President, abroad in his own realm, lieth snug beneath our statutes’ cudgel? A brave, brainless paradox!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
October 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
At last!
The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.
And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.
This is not about politics. It's about people.
Let’s break it down:
And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.
This is not about politics. It's about people.
Let’s break it down:
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
At last!
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BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
October 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
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It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's a pretty big deal that the NYC Bar Association--one of the most prominent and respected bar associations in the country--is accusing the President of ordering the "unlawful summary execution," i.e. murder--of civilians in violation of US and international law. www.nycbar.org/press-releas...
Lo, my antics upon the interwebs have branded me a decrepit wight, so that I am beset with adverts for diabetic simples, trusses for the halt, and charms against the dribblings of incontinent dogs. Yet praise be, my blood-sugar hinders not my stride, nor do I lack the hound I ne’er possess’d.
October 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Lo, my antics upon the interwebs have branded me a decrepit wight, so that I am beset with adverts for diabetic simples, trusses for the halt, and charms against the dribblings of incontinent dogs. Yet praise be, my blood-sugar hinders not my stride, nor do I lack the hound I ne’er possess’d.
To meddle with this platform, and all its kin, is to sup the very venom that corrodes our commonweal; yet like flies to honey, like moths to flame, we cannot choose but lap and gorge—helpless, with a greedy, honey-sick relish.
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
To meddle with this platform, and all its kin, is to sup the very venom that corrodes our commonweal; yet like flies to honey, like moths to flame, we cannot choose but lap and gorge—helpless, with a greedy, honey-sick relish.
I have shunn’d all parley of the publick sort, lest my spirits sink deeper in the slough of melancholy whereunto these doleful times have already plung’d me.
September 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have shunn’d all parley of the publick sort, lest my spirits sink deeper in the slough of melancholy whereunto these doleful times have already plung’d me.
Fitly doth it accord with the bawdy baseness of our tyrannick moment, that #BigBalls hath been exalted as our counterfeit Reichstag Fire.
August 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fitly doth it accord with the bawdy baseness of our tyrannick moment, that #BigBalls hath been exalted as our counterfeit Reichstag Fire.
So that’s the rub, eh? #SCOTUS, with all the ceremony of a mouse fart in a mausoleum, hath quietly garroted our democratic republic—no fanfare, just a gavel tap and the soft thud of liberty hitting the floor.
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So that’s the rub, eh? #SCOTUS, with all the ceremony of a mouse fart in a mausoleum, hath quietly garroted our democratic republic—no fanfare, just a gavel tap and the soft thud of liberty hitting the floor.
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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June 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
Hark! @thebulwark.com at last turneth its gaze to that accursed blight: high-beam harrowers of the night, those ocular scourges that sear the retinas of honest yokels and make every cowpath a blinding trial by fire.
Yes, Car Headlights Are Too Damn Bright! (w/ Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez)
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June 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hark! @thebulwark.com at last turneth its gaze to that accursed blight: high-beam harrowers of the night, those ocular scourges that sear the retinas of honest yokels and make every cowpath a blinding trial by fire.
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
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Joe Biden says he's started treatment for his prostate cancer and the prognosis is good. Donald Trump says Biden was executed in 2020 and was replaced with a legion of clones. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
June 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Ah yes, just as I “invested” in a plate of nachos last night—paid, consumed, and gone by morning—so too doth our wise overlords call it “investment” when Nippon Steel buys US Steel. A bold strategy: sell the cow, call the butcher a partner.
May 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ah yes, just as I “invested” in a plate of nachos last night—paid, consumed, and gone by morning—so too doth our wise overlords call it “investment” when Nippon Steel buys US Steel. A bold strategy: sell the cow, call the butcher a partner.
Ah, indeed! Naught delights me more than when Blackadder doth excoriate that sesquipedalian blatherskite Dr. Johnson, reducing his pomposity to a puddle of floccinaucinihilipilificatory sputterings.
Every single word? #blackadder #shorts
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May 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ah, indeed! Naught delights me more than when Blackadder doth excoriate that sesquipedalian blatherskite Dr. Johnson, reducing his pomposity to a puddle of floccinaucinihilipilificatory sputterings.
