Doug Savage
@realdougsavage.bsky.social
Have you been in a science related incident and need the best lawyer in Science Court? If the answer is yes, would you settle for maybe the second best or lower?
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Hi! I’m Doug Savage, Attorney of Science Court. Just wondering, because I clicked on this butterfly to be here… where are the butterflies?
Things aren’t looking so good for America. Science Court doesn’t run any of the cases that they are doing and have to do. I know I’m just an attorney, but, I do wish you’re all doing the little things to help you. A little water. A snack to settle your stomach. You’re still here. And I’m glad.
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Things aren’t looking so good for America. Science Court doesn’t run any of the cases that they are doing and have to do. I know I’m just an attorney, but, I do wish you’re all doing the little things to help you. A little water. A snack to settle your stomach. You’re still here. And I’m glad.
Hey, sorry for not posting for a while. Been stuck doing research on magnification and been stuck to a magnet for two days.
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hey, sorry for not posting for a while. Been stuck doing research on magnification and been stuck to a magnet for two days.
Hey! Who told this guy my court strategy?
I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Hey! Who told this guy my court strategy?
it’s too early and i have to be in court at 5 in the morning #relatable
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 AM
it’s too early and i have to be in court at 5 in the morning #relatable
Reposted by Doug Savage
The weight of the world remains on my shoulders entering 2026. But just as I was in 2025, I plow ahead with stubborn pride and knowing the people I love continue to push me forward to succeed. And I vow to push others the same way. We’re all going to succeed together.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 AM
The weight of the world remains on my shoulders entering 2026. But just as I was in 2025, I plow ahead with stubborn pride and knowing the people I love continue to push me forward to succeed. And I vow to push others the same way. We’re all going to succeed together.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Hi, Doug Savage, attorney at Science Court. It’s time to face 2026 with defiance and courage! I will win a case!
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Hi, Doug Savage, attorney at Science Court. It’s time to face 2026 with defiance and courage! I will win a case!
The next time someone tries to explain how I. M. Richman is exploiting people to earn his wealth, I’ll be sure to use this defense in Science Court!
you have a phone
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The next time someone tries to explain how I. M. Richman is exploiting people to earn his wealth, I’ll be sure to use this defense in Science Court!
I’m hip with the times. Like when I hit that one pose the blue hedgehog does? From the video game?
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I’m hip with the times. Like when I hit that one pose the blue hedgehog does? From the video game?
Say, this reminds me of the time we talked about Data & Statistics in Science Court! We didn’t really talk about how numbers could be faked by social media… maybe this can be litigated in the future…
youtu.be/AOqgMzUFPqQ?...
youtu.be/AOqgMzUFPqQ?...
December 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Say, this reminds me of the time we talked about Data & Statistics in Science Court! We didn’t really talk about how numbers could be faked by social media… maybe this can be litigated in the future…
youtu.be/AOqgMzUFPqQ?...
youtu.be/AOqgMzUFPqQ?...
Y’know, it’s hard out there being different. You get all these different people with different outlooks and different outfits and different hats and… well it’s all different. But as a Science Court attorney, I base my expertise on what science has helped show what is real out there.
December 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Y’know, it’s hard out there being different. You get all these different people with different outlooks and different outfits and different hats and… well it’s all different. But as a Science Court attorney, I base my expertise on what science has helped show what is real out there.
mfw I lose another case
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
mfw I lose another case
New office location. This time I know I’ll get clients coming in from all over!
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
New office location. This time I know I’ll get clients coming in from all over!
Waiting for the judge to return. Not looking great for my case against Penny Nickels stealing I. M. Richman’s ice sculpture. Apparently it melted under the bright lights while Richman’s party was underway.
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Waiting for the judge to return. Not looking great for my case against Penny Nickels stealing I. M. Richman’s ice sculpture. Apparently it melted under the bright lights while Richman’s party was underway.
Trying to clear my head with some morning skiing. Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trying to clear my head with some morning skiing. Merry Christmas everyone!
Hi, Doug Savage, attorney for Science Court. Mark, I’ve fought for I. M. Richman multiple times and can assure you that I can also fight for YOU. Let me know if you want to take this to Science Court and we can talk about my price. Please don’t look up my track record.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hi, Doug Savage, attorney for Science Court. Mark, I’ve fought for I. M. Richman multiple times and can assure you that I can also fight for YOU. Let me know if you want to take this to Science Court and we can talk about my price. Please don’t look up my track record.
Another court case lost. Thought I’d get a Christmas miracle my way when I proved the approved snow boots were unfashionable. But, the law of friction proved to my slippery slope.
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Another court case lost. Thought I’d get a Christmas miracle my way when I proved the approved snow boots were unfashionable. But, the law of friction proved to my slippery slope.
Home page? But I’m already at home. Oh no, am I in a book?!
welcome new bluesky users, remember:
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Home page? But I’m already at home. Oh no, am I in a book?!
Oh, darn it! I thought this was where you could look at butterflies again!
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh, darn it! I thought this was where you could look at butterflies again!
Man, they must’ve blew into it REALLY hard.
A local Zelda fan summoned a cataclysmic storm this morning after playing his replica video game flute.
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paletteswap.site/dif...
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Man, they must’ve blew into it REALLY hard.
I keep finding posts about incompetent judges and lawyers on here. Just feeling grateful that my name isn’t anywhere near those guys. Maybe I should celebrate by buying a new fish tie?
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I keep finding posts about incompetent judges and lawyers on here. Just feeling grateful that my name isn’t anywhere near those guys. Maybe I should celebrate by buying a new fish tie?
This is true, Science Court is a place where science is law, and scientific thinking rules. How else can you litigate if a leaky pipe caused someone to slip and fall or if it was condensation from a humid day?
Also remember.
A Court of Science does not judge if you like or do not like.
A Court of Science does not judge your Personal Opinions on how you like to Scratch Your Ass. A Court of Science is not about what you would like.
All it cares is IF IT IS REAL SCIENTIFIC PHILOSOPHY or a Scam.
What Works.
A Court of Science does not judge if you like or do not like.
A Court of Science does not judge your Personal Opinions on how you like to Scratch Your Ass. A Court of Science is not about what you would like.
All it cares is IF IT IS REAL SCIENTIFIC PHILOSOPHY or a Scam.
What Works.
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is true, Science Court is a place where science is law, and scientific thinking rules. How else can you litigate if a leaky pipe caused someone to slip and fall or if it was condensation from a humid day?
I’m not worried about AI taking over my job. From how I see it, I’m able to make WAY MORE mistakes than any computer could.
December 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m not worried about AI taking over my job. From how I see it, I’m able to make WAY MORE mistakes than any computer could.
That’s amazing! I didn’t know you could compress reading.
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December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That’s amazing! I didn’t know you could compress reading.