@realbingoheeler.bsky.social
Just a girl obsessed with mushrooms 🍄🟫 Autistic 🍄🟫 RVA 🍄🟫
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Any Sleep Token song
January 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Any Sleep Token song
Bring 🗣️ back 🗣️ dry 🗣️ humping 🗣️
January 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bring 🗣️ back 🗣️ dry 🗣️ humping 🗣️
I don’t know what I did in a past life to have to be gluten free in this one but I’m over it. I want a fucking croissant.
January 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I don’t know what I did in a past life to have to be gluten free in this one but I’m over it. I want a fucking croissant.
My husband argued with me that I could never be a top. When I was with women I was always a top but he doesn’t believe me 😭
January 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My husband argued with me that I could never be a top. When I was with women I was always a top but he doesn’t believe me 😭
For Christmas in 2023 my aunt got me a calendar that she made on Shutterfly. I’m gonna tell you why “it’s the thought that counts” is bullshit 1/7
January 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
For Christmas in 2023 my aunt got me a calendar that she made on Shutterfly. I’m gonna tell you why “it’s the thought that counts” is bullshit 1/7
Hey so why the fuck is a small brown sugar espresso at my Dunkin $9 when it’s $4-$5 in every other state???
January 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Hey so why the fuck is a small brown sugar espresso at my Dunkin $9 when it’s $4-$5 in every other state???
I miss being a whore sometimes but then I get home and I change into my big stained tshirt covered in holes and I take an edible and snuggle my husband and I get over that real quick
December 31, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I miss being a whore sometimes but then I get home and I change into my big stained tshirt covered in holes and I take an edible and snuggle my husband and I get over that real quick
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one of the most fun things about being autistic is that people think you're being sarcastic when you're being sincere and then think you're being sincere when you're being sarcastic totally not infuriating at all
December 27, 2024 at 10:16 PM
one of the most fun things about being autistic is that people think you're being sarcastic when you're being sincere and then think you're being sincere when you're being sarcastic totally not infuriating at all
Just went to a GameStop and two cops came in because some dude robbed them HOURS ago and the cops had just shown up. The kicker is that a cop was across the street sitting in the parking lot of the shopping center I was eating dinner at 😭
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Just went to a GameStop and two cops came in because some dude robbed them HOURS ago and the cops had just shown up. The kicker is that a cop was across the street sitting in the parking lot of the shopping center I was eating dinner at 😭
Okay Nicole is my favorite ever hero on Queer Eye
December 19, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Okay Nicole is my favorite ever hero on Queer Eye
As an avid Bluey fan, I’m thrilled to get a Bluey movie but sad to see Joe Brumm leave writing for the show :(
December 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
As an avid Bluey fan, I’m thrilled to get a Bluey movie but sad to see Joe Brumm leave writing for the show :(
I scored a 193 on the RAADS-R test and even I know autism isn’t an excuse to be a piece of shit
December 14, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I scored a 193 on the RAADS-R test and even I know autism isn’t an excuse to be a piece of shit
WHY DIDN’T I KNOW WHOLE FOODS IS THE MASTER OF GLUTEN FREE FOODS
December 14, 2024 at 3:54 PM
WHY DIDN’T I KNOW WHOLE FOODS IS THE MASTER OF GLUTEN FREE FOODS
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
December 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
Just realized I’ve been standing at my standing desk for 3 hours 😅 go me, I guess.
December 13, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Just realized I’ve been standing at my standing desk for 3 hours 😅 go me, I guess.
December 13, 2024 at 12:50 PM
My new office makes working so much easier 🥹
December 12, 2024 at 7:36 PM
My new office makes working so much easier 🥹
Any time a TikTok has that little thing at the bottom that says “creator may earn a commission” I immediately skip. STOP SELLING ME STUFF I WANT A LIFE BREAK
December 11, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Any time a TikTok has that little thing at the bottom that says “creator may earn a commission” I immediately skip. STOP SELLING ME STUFF I WANT A LIFE BREAK
Me flirting: What if I Baja blast my brains out rn
December 11, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Me flirting: What if I Baja blast my brains out rn
How many times do I have to hit show less like this and block f*rry accounts before this goddamn app stops shoving that shit in my feed constantly
December 11, 2024 at 4:46 PM
How many times do I have to hit show less like this and block f*rry accounts before this goddamn app stops shoving that shit in my feed constantly
Travis Kelce grew up with a cat named Flash and I think that makes a lot of sense
December 10, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Travis Kelce grew up with a cat named Flash and I think that makes a lot of sense
I gave up on work at 3:30 and I’ve still billed more time than when I used to work hard at all day
December 10, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I gave up on work at 3:30 and I’ve still billed more time than when I used to work hard at all day
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baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"
December 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
baseball is amazing because some of the owners are participating in the most expensive auctions of all time while others are like "if toppings are extra i should be able to give you pepperoni and get a discount on this pizza"
It’s not even noon and I’m already having ✨a day✨
December 9, 2024 at 4:14 PM
It’s not even noon and I’m already having ✨a day✨
Heavy on the fuckable fugitive
the girlies have spoken: we want anti-capitalist hitman romances. we want vigilante assassin romances. we want fuckable fugitive romances.
December 9, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Heavy on the fuckable fugitive