Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
A Nazi doesn't simply stop being a Nazi by sometimes going against the nazi grain.
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
A Nazi doesn't simply stop being a Nazi by sometimes going against the nazi grain.
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
A Nazi only stops being a Nazi when it ceases to be alive
Being the least bad Nazi in the Nazi party just means you're still a fucking Nazi. The only improvement is that you can show remorse when you march people into the death chamber.
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Being the least bad Nazi in the Nazi party just means you're still a fucking Nazi. The only improvement is that you can show remorse when you march people into the death chamber.
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
"My bad, bro. Sorry, I gotta murder you. Hope ya have a nice day, bro.
Fuck this nazi bitch
Slept with?
You mean he RAPED girls as young as 15.
Cut it with this predatory language, such as "slept with underage women." The proper language is, "he RAPED children"
This has been my Cobra talk
You mean he RAPED girls as young as 15.
Cut it with this predatory language, such as "slept with underage women." The proper language is, "he RAPED children"
This has been my Cobra talk
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Slept with?
You mean he RAPED girls as young as 15.
Cut it with this predatory language, such as "slept with underage women." The proper language is, "he RAPED children"
This has been my Cobra talk
You mean he RAPED girls as young as 15.
Cut it with this predatory language, such as "slept with underage women." The proper language is, "he RAPED children"
This has been my Cobra talk
I grew up Jewish in "Little Jerusalem" in Dallas, TX.
I would have stood up because we were already receiving that same kind of exclusionary treatment.
There is a reason Cobra says: punch nazis every time.
I would have stood up because we were already receiving that same kind of exclusionary treatment.
There is a reason Cobra says: punch nazis every time.
November 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I grew up Jewish in "Little Jerusalem" in Dallas, TX.
I would have stood up because we were already receiving that same kind of exclusionary treatment.
There is a reason Cobra says: punch nazis every time.
I would have stood up because we were already receiving that same kind of exclusionary treatment.
There is a reason Cobra says: punch nazis every time.
The people currently in power are Nazis. You don't defeat fascism with peaceful protest. It's never been done, and peaceful activity only encourages Nazis to become more violent and evil.
The only option is to fight back, as Nazis only understand violence.
The only option is to fight back, as Nazis only understand violence.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The people currently in power are Nazis. You don't defeat fascism with peaceful protest. It's never been done, and peaceful activity only encourages Nazis to become more violent and evil.
The only option is to fight back, as Nazis only understand violence.
The only option is to fight back, as Nazis only understand violence.
Same way they did in France during the revolution.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Same way they did in France during the revolution.
Image taken only minutes before these children were raped
Seriously, this isn't how you deflect from allegations of raping children
Seriously, this isn't how you deflect from allegations of raping children
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Image taken only minutes before these children were raped
Seriously, this isn't how you deflect from allegations of raping children
Seriously, this isn't how you deflect from allegations of raping children
Most of us have no money.
We should look to the French for a solution. It worked for them to simply #EatTheRich
We should look to the French for a solution. It worked for them to simply #EatTheRich
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Most of us have no money.
We should look to the French for a solution. It worked for them to simply #EatTheRich
We should look to the French for a solution. It worked for them to simply #EatTheRich
I just want to point out that humans are the only animals that venerate hoarding in their societies.
All other animals, kill the hoarders and take their hoards.
#EatTheRich
All other animals, kill the hoarders and take their hoards.
#EatTheRich
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I just want to point out that humans are the only animals that venerate hoarding in their societies.
All other animals, kill the hoarders and take their hoards.
#EatTheRich
All other animals, kill the hoarders and take their hoards.
#EatTheRich
The point is, he was raping children
There are no "degrees of bad" when it comes to raping children.
We don't give a fuck if they were 3 or 17, he was still raping children.
And fuck Megyn Kelly for trying to make child rape seem ok. Bitch belongs in a torture prison just for this bullshit.
There are no "degrees of bad" when it comes to raping children.
We don't give a fuck if they were 3 or 17, he was still raping children.
And fuck Megyn Kelly for trying to make child rape seem ok. Bitch belongs in a torture prison just for this bullshit.
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The point is, he was raping children
There are no "degrees of bad" when it comes to raping children.
We don't give a fuck if they were 3 or 17, he was still raping children.
And fuck Megyn Kelly for trying to make child rape seem ok. Bitch belongs in a torture prison just for this bullshit.
There are no "degrees of bad" when it comes to raping children.
We don't give a fuck if they were 3 or 17, he was still raping children.
And fuck Megyn Kelly for trying to make child rape seem ok. Bitch belongs in a torture prison just for this bullshit.
Kid Nazi had 3 songs that got radio play, and 1 of them didn't sound like total shit.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kid Nazi had 3 songs that got radio play, and 1 of them didn't sound like total shit.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
And that will have to be a new party with a new name and new leadership.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And that will have to be a new party with a new name and new leadership.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
We agree. We need new faces that work for the people.
You won't find anyone like that in the democratic party though. No one can trust the Dems, who have betrayed Americans repeatedly for 50 years.
We're never voting Democrat again.
You'll need a new party if you want or votes.
You won't find anyone like that in the democratic party though. No one can trust the Dems, who have betrayed Americans repeatedly for 50 years.
We're never voting Democrat again.
You'll need a new party if you want or votes.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We agree. We need new faces that work for the people.
You won't find anyone like that in the democratic party though. No one can trust the Dems, who have betrayed Americans repeatedly for 50 years.
We're never voting Democrat again.
You'll need a new party if you want or votes.
You won't find anyone like that in the democratic party though. No one can trust the Dems, who have betrayed Americans repeatedly for 50 years.
We're never voting Democrat again.
You'll need a new party if you want or votes.
We just need a new party, with centrists at the bottom instead of the top.
We need to lead from the left, not from the Reagan era right.
We need to lead from the left, not from the Reagan era right.
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We just need a new party, with centrists at the bottom instead of the top.
We need to lead from the left, not from the Reagan era right.
We need to lead from the left, not from the Reagan era right.
Resign
You're a fucking disgrace
You have failed every single person in this country not named Donald Trump.
You have done more to convince Americans to never trust the democrats than anyone else.
You deserve no peace for the remainder of your days
#resign
You are the problem
You're a fucking disgrace
You have failed every single person in this country not named Donald Trump.
You have done more to convince Americans to never trust the democrats than anyone else.
You deserve no peace for the remainder of your days
#resign
You are the problem
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Resign
You're a fucking disgrace
You have failed every single person in this country not named Donald Trump.
You have done more to convince Americans to never trust the democrats than anyone else.
You deserve no peace for the remainder of your days
#resign
You are the problem
You're a fucking disgrace
You have failed every single person in this country not named Donald Trump.
You have done more to convince Americans to never trust the democrats than anyone else.
You deserve no peace for the remainder of your days
#resign
You are the problem
The Dems waited until after the election because they wanted the job, not because they wanted to do the job.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for their voters. It's time for us voters to tell the Dems to fuck off, and start our own party in their place.
#NoMoreDemocrats
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for their voters. It's time for us voters to tell the Dems to fuck off, and start our own party in their place.
#NoMoreDemocrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Dems waited until after the election because they wanted the job, not because they wanted to do the job.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for their voters. It's time for us voters to tell the Dems to fuck off, and start our own party in their place.
#NoMoreDemocrats
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for their voters. It's time for us voters to tell the Dems to fuck off, and start our own party in their place.
#NoMoreDemocrats
None of them are on the ballot in 2026.
More Dems would have joined them in gutting Healthcare had more Dems not been worried about 2026.
The only way to choose correct is for Dems to lose in a bloodbath and be replaced by a new, actual leftist party.
More Dems would have joined them in gutting Healthcare had more Dems not been worried about 2026.
The only way to choose correct is for Dems to lose in a bloodbath and be replaced by a new, actual leftist party.
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
None of them are on the ballot in 2026.
More Dems would have joined them in gutting Healthcare had more Dems not been worried about 2026.
The only way to choose correct is for Dems to lose in a bloodbath and be replaced by a new, actual leftist party.
More Dems would have joined them in gutting Healthcare had more Dems not been worried about 2026.
The only way to choose correct is for Dems to lose in a bloodbath and be replaced by a new, actual leftist party.
It's a deal so bad that we won't ever waste votes on democrats again.
If you want or votes, start a new party that actually works for the people, and not the nazi corporate oligarchs.
You guys are fucking done in this country.
If you want or votes, start a new party that actually works for the people, and not the nazi corporate oligarchs.
You guys are fucking done in this country.
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's a deal so bad that we won't ever waste votes on democrats again.
If you want or votes, start a new party that actually works for the people, and not the nazi corporate oligarchs.
You guys are fucking done in this country.
If you want or votes, start a new party that actually works for the people, and not the nazi corporate oligarchs.
You guys are fucking done in this country.
A "guarantee" from a party that has nothing but lies and Nazi style fascism.
You have up everything for nothing.
Fuck you.
America will never trust the Dems again because you dumb fucked around harder than the average MAGA
Get fucked, stupid cunt.
Resign yesterday
You have up everything for nothing.
Fuck you.
America will never trust the Dems again because you dumb fucked around harder than the average MAGA
Get fucked, stupid cunt.
Resign yesterday
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A "guarantee" from a party that has nothing but lies and Nazi style fascism.
You have up everything for nothing.
Fuck you.
America will never trust the Dems again because you dumb fucked around harder than the average MAGA
Get fucked, stupid cunt.
Resign yesterday
You have up everything for nothing.
Fuck you.
America will never trust the Dems again because you dumb fucked around harder than the average MAGA
Get fucked, stupid cunt.
Resign yesterday
A point needs to be made that AOC is the Dem closest to center, while Schumer and Pelosi are Reagan era right-wing Republicans.
And the Dem party is dead. We will never vote for them again after this latest betrayal of America.
It's time to burn it down and bring up a new party from the ashes.
And the Dem party is dead. We will never vote for them again after this latest betrayal of America.
It's time to burn it down and bring up a new party from the ashes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
A point needs to be made that AOC is the Dem closest to center, while Schumer and Pelosi are Reagan era right-wing Republicans.
And the Dem party is dead. We will never vote for them again after this latest betrayal of America.
It's time to burn it down and bring up a new party from the ashes.
And the Dem party is dead. We will never vote for them again after this latest betrayal of America.
It's time to burn it down and bring up a new party from the ashes.
Fuck this cunt
Fuck the Dems
A Democrat is just a Republican who can pretend to be humane.
In the end, they're owned by the same Nazis.
It's time, America, to cast off the shackles of the 2 party system. It's time to start our own and burn down the oligarchy.
#EatTheRich
Vote Cobra
Fuck the Dems
A Democrat is just a Republican who can pretend to be humane.
In the end, they're owned by the same Nazis.
It's time, America, to cast off the shackles of the 2 party system. It's time to start our own and burn down the oligarchy.
#EatTheRich
Vote Cobra
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fuck this cunt
Fuck the Dems
A Democrat is just a Republican who can pretend to be humane.
In the end, they're owned by the same Nazis.
It's time, America, to cast off the shackles of the 2 party system. It's time to start our own and burn down the oligarchy.
#EatTheRich
Vote Cobra
Fuck the Dems
A Democrat is just a Republican who can pretend to be humane.
In the end, they're owned by the same Nazis.
It's time, America, to cast off the shackles of the 2 party system. It's time to start our own and burn down the oligarchy.
#EatTheRich
Vote Cobra
Vote for Cobra
Because Democrats are just Republicans who pretend to have morals
Because Democrats are just Republicans who pretend to have morals
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Vote for Cobra
Because Democrats are just Republicans who pretend to have morals
Because Democrats are just Republicans who pretend to have morals