Cobra Commander
realbadcobra.bsky.social
Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.

I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
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It may be a little early, but fuck it, I'll throw my mask into the 2028 presidential race.

Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Alternate headline.
Drumpf meets his intellectual superiors.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Re: Body Count

Do you count the ones that never made you cum?
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Need my holes filled 💔

#nsfwbsky
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#brat
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Morning 😍 chat with me today?? Links in bio x

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November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
They inherited the best recovered economy in the developed world, and inflation skyrocketed as soon as Trump enacted his illegal tariffs
We inherited” is the new “but her emails.” They take responsibility for nothing. Who deported workers in the food production industry? Who imposed massive tariffs on finished goods, agricultural products. and raw materials? Who promised to lower prices “on day one”?
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Image taken only minutes before these children were raped

Seriously, this isn't how you deflect from allegations of raping children
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Joke's on us
His viewers are too dull, indoctrinated, and stupid to notice
Jesse Watters is straight up lying to his audience about the Epstein emails and hoping his viewers too dull and/or indoctrinated to notice
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Did you miss Me?
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Quote from December 3, 1906. Our country would be very different if we heeded this advice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Needed.
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Another famous pervert did the same
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One problem
Orange shitgibbon would sue to force anyone else using that name to change it. How dare anyone else try to wear his brand as their name.

There isn't a different Donald Trump.
November 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fuck Disney
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just want to point out that humans are the only animals that venerate hoarding in their societies.

All other animals, kill the hoarders and take their hoards.

#EatTheRich
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM