Cobra Commander
realbadcobra.bsky.social
Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
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Same way they did in France during the revolution.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
And that's why, rather than boycott, I would rather just treat the whole thing down, and #EatTheRich
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
French onion soup requires almost constant action while caramelizing the onions, or you don't get the rich flavor at all
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I admire that resolve, but name one in America that isn't corrupt that you're willing to spend what little you don't have at.

The only reason I've been able to spend money with corporate America, is because I can raise my own food and feed to grow my food.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Most of us have no money.
We should look to the French for a solution. It worked for them to simply #EatTheRich
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM