Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
Leader of Cobra [we/they]
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
Viva la resistance
If you don't know what parody means, you don't deserve to follow me.
I have a zero tolerance policy on solicitation in my DMs
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Cobra Commander
@realbadcobra.bsky.social
· Sep 28
It may be a little early, but fuck it, I'll throw my mask into the 2028 presidential race.
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
Cobra supports eliminating the billionaire class, cutting military expenditure by 90%, universal Healthcare, $25/hr minimum wage, $2000 a month universal basic income, and a capital gains tax
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Omg, are we syncing up on socials now?! Don't come into the lionness pride unless you are ready! 🤣
@nymphillia.bsky.social
@vampiricc.bsky.social
@goodgirlgg.bsky.social
OVULATION NATION ‼️💗
(You’re all hotties)
@vampiricc.bsky.social
@goodgirlgg.bsky.social
OVULATION NATION ‼️💗
(You’re all hotties)
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Omg, are we syncing up on socials now?! Don't come into the lionness pride unless you are ready! 🤣
Odd, given that democrats just betrayed Americans who will no longer be voting for them
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Odd, given that democrats just betrayed Americans who will no longer be voting for them
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@muellershewrote.com Hi! I’m seeing many posts like this on Threads but when I tried to fact check it I couldn’t find anything. Could you please see if you can??? 🙏🙏🙏
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
@muellershewrote.com Hi! I’m seeing many posts like this on Threads but when I tried to fact check it I couldn’t find anything. Could you please see if you can??? 🙏🙏🙏
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Canada teabagging the USA with cold weather was not on my 2025 bingo card
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Canada teabagging the USA with cold weather was not on my 2025 bingo card
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
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Legal claim: “Intentional infliction of emotional indifference.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Legal claim: “Intentional infliction of emotional indifference.”
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My ginger boy sitting in the autumn leaves looking up into a tree.
#OrangeInNature #PhotoADay #FMSPAD
Nov10 #MauiCruz21 #Photography
#OrangeInNature #PhotoADay #FMSPAD
Nov10 #MauiCruz21 #Photography
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My ginger boy sitting in the autumn leaves looking up into a tree.
#OrangeInNature #PhotoADay #FMSPAD
Nov10 #MauiCruz21 #Photography
#OrangeInNature #PhotoADay #FMSPAD
Nov10 #MauiCruz21 #Photography
Kid Nazi had 3 songs that got radio play, and 1 of them didn't sound like total shit.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kid Nazi had 3 songs that got radio play, and 1 of them didn't sound like total shit.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
The hilarious part is that he calls what he did "singing."
My voice is a thousand times better, and I sound like a God damned transformer.
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"There is no meaningful difference between the rates of loneliness between men and women. There reason we're always talking about men's is that they're making it everyone else's problem." (Cartoon by Sophie Labelle)
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"There is no meaningful difference between the rates of loneliness between men and women. There reason we're always talking about men's is that they're making it everyone else's problem." (Cartoon by Sophie Labelle)
And that will have to be a new party with a new name and new leadership.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
And that will have to be a new party with a new name and new leadership.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
The Democrat brand is dead. It's untrustworthy, and known to turn its back on the people over the last half century.
We need a new party, where centrists are the bottom and leftist leaf from the front.
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It's time for Schumer to step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people. sign.moveon.org/petitions/sc...
Schumer: Step Down as Minority Leader!
It's time for Schumer to step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
sign.moveon.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
It's time for Schumer to step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people. sign.moveon.org/petitions/sc...
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This is why so many of us will never vote for a Democrat again.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for Americans. 50 years, they've consistently rolled over and given up in the face of adversity. We're done with that. We need better to avoid this nazi takeover.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for Americans. 50 years, they've consistently rolled over and given up in the face of adversity. We're done with that. We need better to avoid this nazi takeover.
🚨 Tim Kaine is saying the quiet part out loud - underscoring why anyone shouldn't be satisfied with any of the "no" statements or posts from Dem Senators.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is why so many of us will never vote for a Democrat again.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for Americans. 50 years, they've consistently rolled over and given up in the face of adversity. We're done with that. We need better to avoid this nazi takeover.
Democrats can not be trusted to fight for Americans. 50 years, they've consistently rolled over and given up in the face of adversity. We're done with that. We need better to avoid this nazi takeover.
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🚨 Tim Kaine is saying the quiet part out loud - underscoring why anyone shouldn't be satisfied with any of the "no" statements or posts from Dem Senators.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
🚨 Tim Kaine is saying the quiet part out loud - underscoring why anyone shouldn't be satisfied with any of the "no" statements or posts from Dem Senators.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
If Dem Senators are truly disgusted with this save they should be calling on #SurrenderSchumer to step aside as the Leader immediately.
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Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?