Real American Hombre
@realamericanhombre.bsky.social
Pro cook. Constitutional lawyer. IT guy. Guy who's seen too many movies. Community organizer. Ivy Leaguer. Relational database expert. Pro salsero. Legislative aide.
(1 of these ☝️ is a lie.)
..but what I'd really like to do is direct.
(1 of these ☝️ is a lie.)
..but what I'd really like to do is direct.
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If Trump is pulling a nominee because he's worried about losing her seat despite her winning it by 24 points last fall -- and despite he himself carrying the district by 20 -- any Democrat still trying to hedge and moderate their opposition to the administration is a friggin' moron.
March 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If Trump is pulling a nominee because he's worried about losing her seat despite her winning it by 24 points last fall -- and despite he himself carrying the district by 20 -- any Democrat still trying to hedge and moderate their opposition to the administration is a friggin' moron.
THIS EXACTLY.
The MM headlines make it seem like his Executive Orders are legal and have force of law - THEY DO NOT. They are simply brain farts with the Pres. seal and his shit-sig on it.
NEWS ORGS DO YOUR JOB!!
The MM headlines make it seem like his Executive Orders are legal and have force of law - THEY DO NOT. They are simply brain farts with the Pres. seal and his shit-sig on it.
NEWS ORGS DO YOUR JOB!!
If Trump issued an Executive Order requiring all newspapers to send articles to the WH for review before publication, would newspapers report it is a “requirement” or “mandate”? Or would the fact it’s preposterously illegal and unconstitutional make right into the lede and headline?
March 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
THIS EXACTLY.
The MM headlines make it seem like his Executive Orders are legal and have force of law - THEY DO NOT. They are simply brain farts with the Pres. seal and his shit-sig on it.
NEWS ORGS DO YOUR JOB!!
The MM headlines make it seem like his Executive Orders are legal and have force of law - THEY DO NOT. They are simply brain farts with the Pres. seal and his shit-sig on it.
NEWS ORGS DO YOUR JOB!!
Wait let me get this straight: those ugly ass cybertrucks are held together WITH GLUE? CHEAP-ASS GLUE? 😆
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Wait let me get this straight: those ugly ass cybertrucks are held together WITH GLUE? CHEAP-ASS GLUE? 😆
Took a 4 month hiatus because I was so angry+sad over Trump's win, also my Bluesky feed was all the lefties pulling their hair out over every single Trump fart before he even got into office.🙄
But now that the asshole has hit the ground running: Let the pulling out of the hair commence!
But now that the asshole has hit the ground running: Let the pulling out of the hair commence!
March 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Took a 4 month hiatus because I was so angry+sad over Trump's win, also my Bluesky feed was all the lefties pulling their hair out over every single Trump fart before he even got into office.🙄
But now that the asshole has hit the ground running: Let the pulling out of the hair commence!
But now that the asshole has hit the ground running: Let the pulling out of the hair commence!
If the Paradox of Tolerance tells us a tolerant society has to eject the intolerant...
shouldn't a society that values human life cheer loudly when a dude whose entire fortune was built on devaluing human life dies?
🤔
Seems like the online scolds are misdirected. Blame Karl Popper.
shouldn't a society that values human life cheer loudly when a dude whose entire fortune was built on devaluing human life dies?
🤔
Seems like the online scolds are misdirected. Blame Karl Popper.
December 7, 2024 at 3:14 AM
If the Paradox of Tolerance tells us a tolerant society has to eject the intolerant...
shouldn't a society that values human life cheer loudly when a dude whose entire fortune was built on devaluing human life dies?
🤔
Seems like the online scolds are misdirected. Blame Karl Popper.
shouldn't a society that values human life cheer loudly when a dude whose entire fortune was built on devaluing human life dies?
🤔
Seems like the online scolds are misdirected. Blame Karl Popper.
Biden's mistake here was not pardoning his son SOONER. Should have done it on November 6th, or even back in the summer.
Fuck me, how can he be so bad at selling?
Fuck me, how can he be so bad at selling?
December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Biden's mistake here was not pardoning his son SOONER. Should have done it on November 6th, or even back in the summer.
Fuck me, how can he be so bad at selling?
Fuck me, how can he be so bad at selling?
When Orange Garbage says something dumb like "TARIFFS" and then the left collectively shouts "Have fun paying $80 for an avocado!", we end up looking DUMB when avocado prices DON'T go up. Because he WAS JUST BLOWING SMOKE TO CONTROL THE CYCLE.
And now everyone ignored the LEBANON CEASE FIRE.
And now everyone ignored the LEBANON CEASE FIRE.
November 28, 2024 at 4:18 PM
When Orange Garbage says something dumb like "TARIFFS" and then the left collectively shouts "Have fun paying $80 for an avocado!", we end up looking DUMB when avocado prices DON'T go up. Because he WAS JUST BLOWING SMOKE TO CONTROL THE CYCLE.
And now everyone ignored the LEBANON CEASE FIRE.
And now everyone ignored the LEBANON CEASE FIRE.
Everyone who decided to pull their hair and wail loudly about this Dude's tariff proclamation a couple of days ago should learn... you know... NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN the next time he says something really stupid.
HE WON'T EVEN ASSUME OFFICE UNTIL JANUARY! HE HAS NO AUTHORITY RIGHT NOW!
HE WON'T EVEN ASSUME OFFICE UNTIL JANUARY! HE HAS NO AUTHORITY RIGHT NOW!
November 28, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Everyone who decided to pull their hair and wail loudly about this Dude's tariff proclamation a couple of days ago should learn... you know... NOT TO DO THAT AGAIN the next time he says something really stupid.
HE WON'T EVEN ASSUME OFFICE UNTIL JANUARY! HE HAS NO AUTHORITY RIGHT NOW!
HE WON'T EVEN ASSUME OFFICE UNTIL JANUARY! HE HAS NO AUTHORITY RIGHT NOW!
Folks, OrangeGarbage won't be in office for TWO MONTHS.
There is ZERO reason to do outrage reactions about all the shit he's promising to do. Right now he's just a ranting shithead with dementia. Save your angry opinions for when he actually tries to implement.
There is ZERO reason to do outrage reactions about all the shit he's promising to do. Right now he's just a ranting shithead with dementia. Save your angry opinions for when he actually tries to implement.
November 26, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Folks, OrangeGarbage won't be in office for TWO MONTHS.
There is ZERO reason to do outrage reactions about all the shit he's promising to do. Right now he's just a ranting shithead with dementia. Save your angry opinions for when he actually tries to implement.
There is ZERO reason to do outrage reactions about all the shit he's promising to do. Right now he's just a ranting shithead with dementia. Save your angry opinions for when he actually tries to implement.
They wanted to be the 'tiktok of microblogging', but are so up their own holes no one was there to say "GAWD DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELVES THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER!"
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
They wanted to be the 'tiktok of microblogging', but are so up their own holes no one was there to say "GAWD DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELVES THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER!"
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This race is still counting votes. Can you help?
Help CURE BALLOTS
for Adam Gray for California House of Representatives district CA13
This race is so close and DEMOCRAT ADAM GRAY CAN WIN
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Thank you
for Adam Gray for California House of Representatives district CA13
This race is so close and DEMOCRAT ADAM GRAY CAN WIN
Please click on this link
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Thank you
November 21, 2024 at 7:24 PM
This race is still counting votes. Can you help?
[multi-panel image, each panel shot from a low angle]
[offscreen announcer reports Gaetz withdrawal]
COSBY rises slowly from chair: Ready to serve!
WEINSTEIN rises slowly from wheelchair: Ready to serve!
R KELLY rises from jailbed: Ready to serve!
DIDDY rising from mess table: Ready to serve!
....
[offscreen announcer reports Gaetz withdrawal]
COSBY rises slowly from chair: Ready to serve!
WEINSTEIN rises slowly from wheelchair: Ready to serve!
R KELLY rises from jailbed: Ready to serve!
DIDDY rising from mess table: Ready to serve!
....
November 21, 2024 at 6:29 PM
[multi-panel image, each panel shot from a low angle]
[offscreen announcer reports Gaetz withdrawal]
COSBY rises slowly from chair: Ready to serve!
WEINSTEIN rises slowly from wheelchair: Ready to serve!
R KELLY rises from jailbed: Ready to serve!
DIDDY rising from mess table: Ready to serve!
....
[offscreen announcer reports Gaetz withdrawal]
COSBY rises slowly from chair: Ready to serve!
WEINSTEIN rises slowly from wheelchair: Ready to serve!
R KELLY rises from jailbed: Ready to serve!
DIDDY rising from mess table: Ready to serve!
....
So happy to see so many new arrivals pour in and follow the same people I do.
Now I can quietly unfollow some of these dudes without being noticed. 😆
Now I can quietly unfollow some of these dudes without being noticed. 😆
November 21, 2024 at 12:55 PM
So happy to see so many new arrivals pour in and follow the same people I do.
Now I can quietly unfollow some of these dudes without being noticed. 😆
Now I can quietly unfollow some of these dudes without being noticed. 😆
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
The OP show was was awesome.
My show that no one remembers was NOT. My show suuuuuuucked...
Jackie Guerra was cool, tho.
My show that no one remembers was NOT. My show suuuuuuucked...
Jackie Guerra was cool, tho.
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The OP show was was awesome.
My show that no one remembers was NOT. My show suuuuuuucked...
Jackie Guerra was cool, tho.
My show that no one remembers was NOT. My show suuuuuuucked...
Jackie Guerra was cool, tho.
Even if it were true, it's really dumb that people internalize THIS idea without also remembering HE'S AN IDIOT WHO IS EASILY BORED & CONSTANTLY BREAKS HIS TOYS.
One day he'll "will" cheeseburgers for lunch. The next day he'll "will" Mike Johnson & Marco Rubio into a hot dog eating contest...
One day he'll "will" cheeseburgers for lunch. The next day he'll "will" Mike Johnson & Marco Rubio into a hot dog eating contest...
somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum
November 19, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Even if it were true, it's really dumb that people internalize THIS idea without also remembering HE'S AN IDIOT WHO IS EASILY BORED & CONSTANTLY BREAKS HIS TOYS.
One day he'll "will" cheeseburgers for lunch. The next day he'll "will" Mike Johnson & Marco Rubio into a hot dog eating contest...
One day he'll "will" cheeseburgers for lunch. The next day he'll "will" Mike Johnson & Marco Rubio into a hot dog eating contest...
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With the news that Trump is planning to declare a national emergency and use the military to enact mass deportations, I want to remind everyone that this is also part of the plan to denaturalize American-born citizens, by declaring them to be part of an invading force. 1of2
November 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
With the news that Trump is planning to declare a national emergency and use the military to enact mass deportations, I want to remind everyone that this is also part of the plan to denaturalize American-born citizens, by declaring them to be part of an invading force. 1of2
This. Exactly.
People who post shit like, "Hey we'll get through this." are telling me exactly how LOW the stakes are for them, and how little they care about how high the stakes are for others.
People who post shit like, "Hey we'll get through this." are telling me exactly how LOW the stakes are for them, and how little they care about how high the stakes are for others.
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 AM
This. Exactly.
People who post shit like, "Hey we'll get through this." are telling me exactly how LOW the stakes are for them, and how little they care about how high the stakes are for others.
People who post shit like, "Hey we'll get through this." are telling me exactly how LOW the stakes are for them, and how little they care about how high the stakes are for others.
Gossip.
The only way to remain sane the next four years is to IGNORE GOSSIP and instead focus on what ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
Otherwise it's just rewarding the big news aholes who wanted a Trump win hoping everyone would be salivating over the "insider" shit for four more years.
The only way to remain sane the next four years is to IGNORE GOSSIP and instead focus on what ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
Otherwise it's just rewarding the big news aholes who wanted a Trump win hoping everyone would be salivating over the "insider" shit for four more years.
November 18, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Gossip.
The only way to remain sane the next four years is to IGNORE GOSSIP and instead focus on what ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
Otherwise it's just rewarding the big news aholes who wanted a Trump win hoping everyone would be salivating over the "insider" shit for four more years.
The only way to remain sane the next four years is to IGNORE GOSSIP and instead focus on what ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
Otherwise it's just rewarding the big news aholes who wanted a Trump win hoping everyone would be salivating over the "insider" shit for four more years.
The problem I have is that all this gossipy schadenfreude shit reporting is the reason why major news outlets were pushing for a Trump win. They wanted to boost their numbers with this kind of crap.
If I clickthru on this shit I am rewarding the WaPo and NYTimes for their fuckery. Fuck them.
If I clickthru on this shit I am rewarding the WaPo and NYTimes for their fuckery. Fuck them.
November 16, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The problem I have is that all this gossipy schadenfreude shit reporting is the reason why major news outlets were pushing for a Trump win. They wanted to boost their numbers with this kind of crap.
If I clickthru on this shit I am rewarding the WaPo and NYTimes for their fuckery. Fuck them.
If I clickthru on this shit I am rewarding the WaPo and NYTimes for their fuckery. Fuck them.
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I will say this though: Hope is not a mistake.
November 6, 2024 at 12:00 PM
I will say this though: Hope is not a mistake.
I'm very surprised at how many of the people I followed who I THOUGHT were cool are actually doomers who collapsed into negativity when they didn't get their desired outcome within 5 hours of the polls closing.
Y'all would fold under questioning, is all I'm saying.
Y'all would fold under questioning, is all I'm saying.
November 6, 2024 at 6:49 AM
I'm very surprised at how many of the people I followed who I THOUGHT were cool are actually doomers who collapsed into negativity when they didn't get their desired outcome within 5 hours of the polls closing.
Y'all would fold under questioning, is all I'm saying.
Y'all would fold under questioning, is all I'm saying.
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS POSTING ACTUAL MATH INSTEAD OF VIBES.
FUCK YOUR VIBES.
FUCK YOUR VIBES.
Some math about this.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
November 6, 2024 at 6:37 AM
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS POSTING ACTUAL MATH INSTEAD OF VIBES.
FUCK YOUR VIBES.
FUCK YOUR VIBES.
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Some math about this.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
November 6, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Some math about this.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
As I'm going to bed, it's 210 to 230.
The gap is narrowing in Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia, and Michigan.
In Michigan, it's a difference of 190,000 votes - but Wayne county, where Detroit is, only has 22.59% return, and we're expecting north of a million votes.
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I sure wish you'd all save your "this is how we lost" takes until people are at least no longer standing in line to fucking vote
November 6, 2024 at 4:52 AM
I sure wish you'd all save your "this is how we lost" takes until people are at least no longer standing in line to fucking vote