JD Vance
@real-jd-vance.bsky.social
Christian, future president, spreader of my seed. Was popular in high school. Is really smart. Has lots of friends. Went to Yale. Wears guyliner (not eyeliner) because I’m straight. Trump likes me.
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If you don’t think Rosie O’Donnell is a threat to our national security, watch this.
America: it’s time to wake up!
America: it’s time to wake up!
July 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If you don’t think Rosie O’Donnell is a threat to our national security, watch this.
America: it’s time to wake up!
America: it’s time to wake up!