JD Vance
@real-jd-vance.bsky.social
Christian, future president, spreader of my seed. Was popular in high school. Is really smart. Has lots of friends. Went to Yale. Wears guyliner (not eyeliner) because I’m straight. Trump likes me.
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But I looked so pretty!
August 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
But I looked so pretty!
Actually, this isn’t the Illuminati’s fault. The Illuminati is an organization of free thinkers who seek to promote market innovation. We love cryptocurrency and don’t engage in anything shady or authoritarian.
You’re thinking of the John Birch Society. We have nothing to do with them.
You’re thinking of the John Birch Society. We have nothing to do with them.
August 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Actually, this isn’t the Illuminati’s fault. The Illuminati is an organization of free thinkers who seek to promote market innovation. We love cryptocurrency and don’t engage in anything shady or authoritarian.
You’re thinking of the John Birch Society. We have nothing to do with them.
You’re thinking of the John Birch Society. We have nothing to do with them.
Lehrer once remarked that “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.” I endeavor to kill it once and for all.
July 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Lehrer once remarked that “Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.” I endeavor to kill it once and for all.
He’s a hebephile!!!
July 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
He’s a hebephile!!!
The Gamma Quadrant is gay.
July 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The Gamma Quadrant is gay.
How dare you attack MAGA Ambassador Kanye West?
July 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
How dare you attack MAGA Ambassador Kanye West?
I might do this, actually.
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I might do this, actually.
I recommend the White House trash.
July 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I recommend the White House trash.