Me, watching absolutely any video on youtube that says it will reveal something...Jesus are you ever going to get to the point FFS

the freest country in the world, folks

There are some idiots around here having a fireworks party already FFS. Does anyone know how I can organise a targeted air strike

Is it me or has the latest Android update blitzed battery life? My phone is struggling to get through a day now.

Stuck on a train just outside Basingstoke. It's already been delayed by over an hour and we are just sat here. Air Con is not working properly either. Public transport is dismal.

On the train to London, someone has very leaky headphones. Sounds like someone strangling a cat. Is the death penalty too harsh?

I'm so angry about all of this. Two utterly awful people berating a hero. It is the end of the USA as leader of anything good.

More porn bots flooding my followers 🙄 Getting a bit boring now.

A fair few new followers over the last couple of weeks. Looks like the Only fans porn bots have turned up in force 🙄

COMPETITION TIME! One of the people who won one of my competitions is from Australia and kindly donated the calendar back to be won by someone else.

So, to win just RT and follow. Winner picked tomorrow at 6pm. I’ll throw in a 2nd prize cat-glass print.

My shop: www.infinitebacon.com

Good luck!