They really are utter throbbers
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
They really are utter throbbers
We had Halloween when I was a kid, late 60s/early 70s. It was mostly just bobbing for apples though, none of this ghastly modern stuff.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We had Halloween when I was a kid, late 60s/early 70s. It was mostly just bobbing for apples though, none of this ghastly modern stuff.
Nineteen times table for me, I've never got beyond about four nineteens are err, umm, hang on before i don't need to run through it anymore.
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nineteen times table for me, I've never got beyond about four nineteens are err, umm, hang on before i don't need to run through it anymore.
Growing up, everything got ironed. Pants, socks, tea towels, sheets, blankets, hankies etc, etc. I weep at how far standards have fallen.
October 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Growing up, everything got ironed. Pants, socks, tea towels, sheets, blankets, hankies etc, etc. I weep at how far standards have fallen.
"Big Furniture", that's got to be a piss take, no-one could really be that much of a tit could they?
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"Big Furniture", that's got to be a piss take, no-one could really be that much of a tit could they?
It's nutters all the way down
October 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's nutters all the way down
As long as I possibly can
September 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
As long as I possibly can
I'm 59. Middle age starts next year.
September 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm 59. Middle age starts next year.
My collection of singing potatoes
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
My collection of singing potatoes
Mad as a box of frogs the lot of them
September 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mad as a box of frogs the lot of them
That would have been a very different show
September 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
That would have been a very different show
I was in a pub yesterday, burger was twenty quid, two pounds to add cheese. Thought I'd wandered into the Ritz by mistake.
September 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I was in a pub yesterday, burger was twenty quid, two pounds to add cheese. Thought I'd wandered into the Ritz by mistake.
Very sorry to hear that Neil, that's very sad.
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Very sorry to hear that Neil, that's very sad.
Nobody has ever called him "Big Hulbert"
July 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Nobody has ever called him "Big Hulbert"
I don't like chips really. I'm not even that fond of potatoes in general.
July 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't like chips really. I'm not even that fond of potatoes in general.
Oh god, quicksand. I was convinced as a child that every beach was a potential death trap just waiting for a foolish misstep to condemn me to a slow sinking death. As it turns out fifty years later, quicksand has not featured as heavily in my life as I was expecting.
July 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh god, quicksand. I was convinced as a child that every beach was a potential death trap just waiting for a foolish misstep to condemn me to a slow sinking death. As it turns out fifty years later, quicksand has not featured as heavily in my life as I was expecting.
I got it but only because I too am ancient
June 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I got it but only because I too am ancient
It doesn't matter where you go, there will always be mediocre people. I've given up worrying about it.
June 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It doesn't matter where you go, there will always be mediocre people. I've given up worrying about it.
£111 this morning for a train from Southampton to London. Utterly ridiculous.
June 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
£111 this morning for a train from Southampton to London. Utterly ridiculous.