One wonders how many times he applied to be president of a university before lucking into the present situation.

Nobody tell them about countif

I don't think it's donors honestly - Liberty's donor restricted endowment is $31M which is surprisingly small. In contrast, W&M's is ~$120M.

My post started as a joke, but I have honestly convinced myself that LU is, in fact, the model of what they are looking to create.

There is an example: Liberty University. Sure, they have predatory marketing practices, are indifferent-to-actively-hostile towards students, have adjunct-ified their entire faculty, and reportedly engage in actual human trafficking, but they have enough money!

If you are more than 80% full/20% empty or less than 30% full/70% empty, there is something troubling about you.

They should've used this:

Also, can we talk about selective enforcement of the noise ordinances in Hooville?