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Badly photoshopped picture with Scott Beardsley's headshot over what was a picture of Liz Truss in a black frame, next to a head of lettuce with googly eyes, captioned in a red box with white text "Day One: Can Scott Beardsley outlast this lettuce? Breaking: Scott Beardsley hasn't resigned (yet)"
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Cover of childrens book titled "Sam & Dave Dig a Hole." Two boys with baseball hats and shovel stand on either side of a dog in a rectangular hole that goes far over their heads. At the top of the hole a cat looks in and a twig-like apple tree stands on the other side. In addition to the title, there is text that Mac Barnett is the author and Jon Klassen is the illustrator.
December 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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They should've used this:
A chart with small pictures of Pinocchio's head showing a long nose and pointy blue hat. With One Pinocchio the description is "This restaurant does many things well, though key elements can be improved", Two Pinocchios has "This restaurant delivers and exciting and generally consistent experience", Three pinocchios has "This restaurant reliably gets the smallest details right, it is a destination you should seek out." And four pinocchios says "Whoppers."
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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hmmmm
CNN Fear and Greed Index graph, currently showing the dial all the way to the left, representing "Extreme Fear". On the left there is a timeline showing yesterday was "Fear", a week ago was "Extreme Fear" a month ago was "Fear" and a year ago was "Greed"
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Ross from friends saying "someone at work threw a sandwich" with Chandler responding "what did the police say?"
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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That's not what the agreement itself says...
Text from agreement stating that "the agreement between the United States and the rector and visitors of the University of Virginia"
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I leave eternity to Thee; for what is man that he should live out the lifetime of his God?
a still from "Moby-Dick" (1956) showing a bearded Father Mapple standing at a pulpit
August 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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The flagship university of Virginia
Painting "Raft of the Medusa" with emaciated bodies on a makeshift boat
June 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Satan, first term: hey, that apple looks good. You should eat it.

Satan, second term:
June 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Two over-muscled arms, one labeled "Vet after informing me my cat is diabetic from all the salami" and the other labeled "Stock Market," in a tight handshake labeled "No More Treats"
April 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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A speedometer graphic showing CNN's "Fear & Greed Index". The graphic on the right currently shows a rating of "16 - EXTREME FEAR", and on the right it shows historical information of yesterday being "24 - Extreme Fear", last week "22 - Extreme Fear", 1 month ago "38 - Fear" and 1 year ago, "79 - Extreme Greed"
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM