Demetri Ravanos
@ravanos.bsky.social
Testing this out. Not committing to anything.
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Shout out to @bkoo.bsky.social and @awfulannouncing.bsky.social for letting me write about the SEC, politics, and King of the Hill! Check out my column on the vast distance between national and local coverage of Jeff Landry and LSU.
Parity!
Two absolute dimes from Bryce Young. We’re 13 weeks in and I still have no idea if the Panthers are good or bad.
Make every down 4th down and the Panthers can’t be beaten
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Parity!
Look what happens when you throw!
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Look what happens when you throw!
I like that it now looks like Chuba has an antenna.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I like that it now looks like Chuba has an antenna.
Dave Canales is so content to settle for just not turning it over. That whole series was awful.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Dave Canales is so content to settle for just not turning it over. That whole series was awful.
Lane: Don’t call me a ho
Lane 24 hours later: Time to do ho shit.
Lane 24 hours later: Time to do ho shit.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lane: Don’t call me a ho
Lane 24 hours later: Time to do ho shit.
Lane 24 hours later: Time to do ho shit.
Congratulations to @alexkirshner.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Congratulations to @alexkirshner.com
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Choosing to assume Kiffin postponed the morning meeting after realizing his Praying About It brand, one of his many overlapping/conflicting brands, was taking a hit from making players skip church
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Choosing to assume Kiffin postponed the morning meeting after realizing his Praying About It brand, one of his many overlapping/conflicting brands, was taking a hit from making players skip church
Auburn giving millions to a Russian? Tommy Tuberville enthusiastically approves!
Dominoes finally starting to fall now that the regular season is done: Memphis coach Ryan Silverfield to Arkansas & USF coach Alex Golesh to Auburn.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Auburn giving millions to a Russian? Tommy Tuberville enthusiastically approves!
I know, phone, but the Iron Bowl!
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know, phone, but the Iron Bowl!
Connor Talty looks like the Shermanator from American Pie
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Connor Talty looks like the Shermanator from American Pie
I could watch that guy yell “SORCERY!” at the jugs machine a thousand times and I will always laugh.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I could watch that guy yell “SORCERY!” at the jugs machine a thousand times and I will always laugh.
It’s the most fun day of the CFB regular season. Today on ESPN and ABC, we had a bunch of rivalry games with conference and playoff implications and the whole time, the message the company has sent is “This doesn’t matter. Wrestling is on tonight”.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It’s the most fun day of the CFB regular season. Today on ESPN and ABC, we had a bunch of rivalry games with conference and playoff implications and the whole time, the message the company has sent is “This doesn’t matter. Wrestling is on tonight”.
I hate watching college football analysts and broadcasters shill for WWE events.Genuinely embarrassing stuff by ESPN.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I hate watching college football analysts and broadcasters shill for WWE events.Genuinely embarrassing stuff by ESPN.
I want to be very clear about this. If I were face-to-face with Micah Parsons, I absolutely would make fun of his adult braces. I know he would absolutely beat my ass, but I truly believe it would be worth it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I want to be very clear about this. If I were face-to-face with Micah Parsons, I absolutely would make fun of his adult braces. I know he would absolutely beat my ass, but I truly believe it would be worth it.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Happy Thanksgiving from me and @joeovies.bsky.social!
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from me and @joeovies.bsky.social!
I'm inclined to agree. Shoot each other and poison trees like adults god damn it!
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm inclined to agree. Shoot each other and poison trees like adults god damn it!
Image I made for a video of me and @joeovies.bsky.social talking about ESPN:
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Image I made for a video of me and @joeovies.bsky.social talking about ESPN:
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*girl who's only seen NBC's Dog Surfing Championships watching Monday Night Football* damn getting a real Dog Surfing Championships vibe from this
Sorry I can't pay attention to the Rudy Giuliani Getting Hurt In A Definitely Non-Dubious Car Accident news, all my focus is on NBC for the Dog Surfing Championships
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
*girl who's only seen NBC's Dog Surfing Championships watching Monday Night Football* damn getting a real Dog Surfing Championships vibe from this
You cannot make up some of these outcomes for the Panthers D
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You cannot make up some of these outcomes for the Panthers D
TMac can be awesome and he can be so fucking careless.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
TMac can be awesome and he can be so fucking careless.
I only became a Panthers fan three years ago, so I am free to say this in a way many of you aren't: I hate Christian McCafferey. I always hated Christian McCafferey.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I only became a Panthers fan three years ago, so I am free to say this in a way many of you aren't: I hate Christian McCafferey. I always hated Christian McCafferey.
Black helmet should be the only helmet
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Black helmet should be the only helmet
I remain steadfast in my belief that no one is remotely happy that networks have started airing the national anthem.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I remain steadfast in my belief that no one is remotely happy that networks have started airing the national anthem.