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Grant
@grantnewkirk.bsky.social
Hello it’s Grant. Television promotions and marketing. Arkansas.
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Downhill Skiiing is track and field
Speed skating is swimming
Hockey is Basketball
Figure skating is gymnastics
Snowboarding is skateboarding
Bobsled is rowing
Luge is canoeing
Freestyle skiing is diving
Biathlon is shooting
Curling is archery
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Sam Darnold is the new Joe Flacco
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Kicker MVP chances might be ruined
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Ruined the Kicker MVP dreams
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Me this entire game
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
You can’t show Ricky Martin like that and not give me She Bangs
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’ve seen In The Heights so I am familiar with the culture
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I love my friends and I love my family and I love my fiance

But I am watching this game by myself and I am as snug as a bug in a rug
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I was told to tune into this game 30 minutes ago
February 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It’s too late but here’s your reminder it’s not illegal to say “Super Bowl”

If you are a news broadcast have at it. No need to say “big game”.
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Ben Folds Five-O
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Finally getting around to watching the new Naked Gun and the jokes are coming at me at a speed I can’t comprehend
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
You can be upset Jaren is traded and also realize that team was going nowhere as currently comprised. He’s been here 8 seasons, we had a good run (sometimes) and we got great value from the trade.
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Thank you Jaren
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Won’t fault you using weaponized incompetence when your boomer parents ask you how to watch this
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
LA Knight loses again
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Watching Encanto and wondering how much the insurance premium must be on that house

Jake from State Farm not touching that with a ten foot pole
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
ICE agents about to get lemon pepper sprayed
Rep. Buddy Carter (also a Senate candidate) is reading the room and calling for Trump thugs to invade Atlanta. Bold strategy.
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Five nights of Whisky Friday please
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So now we know a 4-8 season at North Carolina costs approximately 10 hall of fame votes
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Went outside for the first time this weekend to clear a path for a dog bathroom, and I realized very quickly this was something I was incapable of of doing. The dog will just have to tough it out
January 25, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Very niche complaint I have about a show that almost no one who follows me watches

I hate that the celebrity chefs that compete on Guy’s Grocery Games keep the prize money; it should go to charity like every other celebrity competition
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM