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Hello it’s Grant. Television promotions and marketing. Arkansas.
Can’t help but notice Travolta Santa omitting the words “the chicks’ll cream” from that Capital One commercial
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don’t understand how being bad at your job isn’t “cause”

He got fired “cause” he was bad
SOURCE: LSU has given Brian Kelly formal written notice that he has been terminated without cause and that it will fulfill the obligation of his nearly $54 million buyout.
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Occasionally I make a dinner and am reminded why I haven’t had it in a long time. Tonight it was sloppy joes

See you in a few years Sloppy Joe
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Watching Prehistoric Planet. Velociraptors now have feathers. They’ve gone woke too
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
His endorsement check didn’t clear
…and Kawhi Leonard is in the locker room two minutes into his return
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Please restore the Elvis judge
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Walmart sent me a thank you note for buying rice
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wonder what it was like to go around with the name William Frankenstein
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
G-O-T-T-O-G-O

Iisalo has got to go
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Guillermo Del Toro’s latest film aims to answer the question… what if Frankenstein was hot?
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Might have been the best match of Cena’s retirement tour
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Is this still a thing
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Schizophrenia medication commercial while watching football is some dystopian shit
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Rhea Seehorn is gonna get her damn Emmy
Was watching football on Prime and in the commercial break Apple aired a promo for Pluribus, successfully making me switch over to watch that instead. Where is my Nielsen diary
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Was watching football on Prime and in the commercial break Apple aired a promo for Pluribus, successfully making me switch over to watch that instead. Where is my Nielsen diary
November 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
President Trump, if you see this please save us
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to Nov 19, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not only is his offense bad, he does not have the juice
I don’t think Tuomas Iisalo lasts until the end of this month. It’s going that bad. Team will cut bait and try again
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don’t think Tuomas Iisalo lasts until the end of this month. It’s going that bad. Team will cut bait and try again
November 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Grant
BREAKING: Former Memphis Grizzlies player Tony Allen arrested on drug charges
https://www.kait8.com/2025/11/05/former-memphis-grizzlies-player-tony-allen-arrested-drug-charges/
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Book It! for adults except it’s for TV shows instead of books. And also the pizzas are large. And good.
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Thuomas Iisalo
a man in a suit and white shirt is saying uh i 'm out
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is saying uh i 'm out
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There’s way more sense of dread to this Memphis Grizzlies season than ever before
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not too late to decide the PAC-12 on aggregate
The first leg of the PAC-12 championship is 0-0 after the first quarter.
November 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Got to give him credit, pooping in the guest bathroom is a pro move
So Trump has posted about 20 photos of the refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which should satisfy the needs of the unemployed and hungry. In addition to looking pretty crummy, I have some questions about this toilet, which will have a great view of the new ballroom and vice versa.
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM