Dane Rauschenberg
@rauschenberg.bsky.social
Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends • Speaker • Author • Entrepreneur
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
I’m seven years older than Steve Martin was in “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” and that bothers me more than the missing Oxford comma in the title of that movie.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’m seven years older than Steve Martin was in “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” and that bothers me more than the missing Oxford comma in the title of that movie.
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Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
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Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
I feel you, end of Daylight Saving. I too get dark way too early.
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I feel you, end of Daylight Saving. I too get dark way too early.
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Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Someone needs to make a supercut of "doubles down after saying wrong word" Trump clips, because this is the best one yet. Fascinating artifact of whatever cocktail of personality disorders he has.
If we turned ND, SD, MT, and WY into one big state named Sorth Wyomontakota, it would still have fewer people than Puerto Rico, according to the last Census.
It’s time for 52 states.
It’s time for 52 states.
November 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If we turned ND, SD, MT, and WY into one big state named Sorth Wyomontakota, it would still have fewer people than Puerto Rico, according to the last Census.
It’s time for 52 states.
It’s time for 52 states.
The finish line video of the Marshall University Marathon unfortunately did not catch my acrobatic snag of an errant pass of the football but it did allow me to watch many of my fellow runners who obviously had never carried a football in their life.
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The finish line video of the Marshall University Marathon unfortunately did not catch my acrobatic snag of an errant pass of the football but it did allow me to watch many of my fellow runners who obviously had never carried a football in their life.
It’s entirely possible Pablo Picasso’s favorite song was Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock”.
November 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It’s entirely possible Pablo Picasso’s favorite song was Elton John’s “Crocodile Rock”.
“It’s all left-wing violence!”
From the fucknuts who brought you this
From the fucknuts who brought you this
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“It’s all left-wing violence!”
From the fucknuts who brought you this
From the fucknuts who brought you this
This is the Lakeside High School (Idaho) football game in 2020.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This is the Lakeside High School (Idaho) football game in 2020.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
Ran my lifetime 127th half marathon in #ljubljana Sunday. My fourth half marathon since my partial knee replacement. Still working my way back into shape but a new knee PR of 1:44:28.
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
October 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ran my lifetime 127th half marathon in #ljubljana Sunday. My fourth half marathon since my partial knee replacement. Still working my way back into shape but a new knee PR of 1:44:28.
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Fucking right, Ljubljana, Slovenia.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fucking right, Ljubljana, Slovenia.
My mom would have been 76 today. I don't know how long it takes to not miss your mom every day but it's not 3 years and four days.
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My mom would have been 76 today. I don't know how long it takes to not miss your mom every day but it's not 3 years and four days.
Someone from Philly: "Rita's Italian Wudder ice?"
Saturn and its icy moon Dione captured by the Cassini spacecraft. About two thirds of Dione's mass is water ice.
Credit: NASA/JPL/SSI
Credit: NASA/JPL/SSI
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Someone from Philly: "Rita's Italian Wudder ice?"
Just your reminder that Rush Limbaugh and Charlie Kirk and James Dobson are dead, in case you needed a slight pick-me-up.
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just your reminder that Rush Limbaugh and Charlie Kirk and James Dobson are dead, in case you needed a slight pick-me-up.
Alexa: “Expect a high of 89 degrees today in Minneapolis.”
Me: “You shut your whore mouth.”
Me: “You shut your whore mouth.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Alexa: “Expect a high of 89 degrees today in Minneapolis.”
Me: “You shut your whore mouth.”
Me: “You shut your whore mouth.”
“It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon.”
-person who hasn’t done either.
-person who hasn’t done either.
October 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“It’s not a sprint, it’s a marathon.”
-person who hasn’t done either.
-person who hasn’t done either.