Dane Rauschenberg
@rauschenberg.bsky.social
Raced 52 marathons in 52 weekends • Speaker • Author • Entrepreneur
You were RECORDING?!
December 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
You were RECORDING?!
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Caught the Canadian Pacific Holiday Train last night as it went through Loretto!
December 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Caught the Canadian Pacific Holiday Train last night as it went through Loretto!
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is somehow one of the top ten worst things Trump has done.
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
When you want to talk to EVERYONE’S manager.
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s been 13 years and this still baffles me.
Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just thought you would like to know that Michael Scott is now 20 years into his 30 year mortgage for his condo.
Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey @annamaltese.bsky.social: wtf is going on here?!
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hope the Minnesota Orchestra plays Day Man.
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Has anyone else tried this? It really stings and doesn’t seem to make sense to use before you poop.
The finish line video of the Marshall University Marathon unfortunately did not catch my acrobatic snag of an errant pass of the football but it did allow me to watch many of my fellow runners who obviously had never carried a football in their life.
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The finish line video of the Marshall University Marathon unfortunately did not catch my acrobatic snag of an errant pass of the football but it did allow me to watch many of my fellow runners who obviously had never carried a football in their life.
“It’s all left-wing violence!”
From the fucknuts who brought you this
From the fucknuts who brought you this
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“It’s all left-wing violence!”
From the fucknuts who brought you this
From the fucknuts who brought you this
This is the Lakeside High School (Idaho) football game in 2020.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This is the Lakeside High School (Idaho) football game in 2020.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
This picture makes my heart happy in so many ways.
Ran my lifetime 127th half marathon in #ljubljana Sunday. My fourth half marathon since my partial knee replacement. Still working my way back into shape but a new knee PR of 1:44:28.
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
October 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Ran my lifetime 127th half marathon in #ljubljana Sunday. My fourth half marathon since my partial knee replacement. Still working my way back into shape but a new knee PR of 1:44:28.
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Was sick for a month prior to this (still lingering) so I’m pleased. #IgnoreTheImpossible
Fucking right, Ljubljana, Slovenia.
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fucking right, Ljubljana, Slovenia.
My mom would have been 76 today. I don't know how long it takes to not miss your mom every day but it's not 3 years and four days.
October 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My mom would have been 76 today. I don't know how long it takes to not miss your mom every day but it's not 3 years and four days.
Any time I hear any Republican talking.
September 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Any time I hear any Republican talking.
When you find out that Charlie Kirk’s killer is not black, not trans, not gay, from a conservative part of Utah with a conservative father, and went dressed as you for Halloween.
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When you find out that Charlie Kirk’s killer is not black, not trans, not gay, from a conservative part of Utah with a conservative father, and went dressed as you for Halloween.
Not what I was hoping for but still a new knee PR, 7 months and one day after a partial knee replacement. 1:44:57 is 24 minutes slower than my actual half marathon best but still 7 minutes faster than a month ago!
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not what I was hoping for but still a new knee PR, 7 months and one day after a partial knee replacement. 1:44:57 is 24 minutes slower than my actual half marathon best but still 7 minutes faster than a month ago!
I’ll never get over the time I received an age-group award and thought it was personalized. Had a confusing talk with the RD before he gave it another look and realized that everyone that day won a “Dane”.
August 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’ll never get over the time I received an age-group award and thought it was personalized. Had a confusing talk with the RD before he gave it another look and realized that everyone that day won a “Dane”.
When the "thoughts and prayers" people get in your face and can't understand why you don't want to engage them in civil conversation, realize that they post pictures like this and don't get how massively stupid they are.
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When the "thoughts and prayers" people get in your face and can't understand why you don't want to engage them in civil conversation, realize that they post pictures like this and don't get how massively stupid they are.
Longest training run in 692 days. I drew Minnesota IN Minneapolis. The comeback continues from knee surgery. 11.7 miles at 8:40 pace.
August 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Longest training run in 692 days. I drew Minnesota IN Minneapolis. The comeback continues from knee surgery. 11.7 miles at 8:40 pace.
Theatre all to myself. Pretty neat.
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Theatre all to myself. Pretty neat.