E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️
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E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
· Nov 4
ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ
ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ
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Elijah "Ellie" Rat
The Rat Queen
#ʀᴀᴛᴍᴜɴ
Chaotic
MDNI
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ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ
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Elijah "Ellie" Rat
The Rat Queen
#ʀᴀᴛᴍᴜɴ
Chaotic
MDNI
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♡ | ↻
Hm. He doesn't like that gaze from the shadows.
Time for him to melt away
Time for him to melt away
Well, she felt like she could probably eat it... but then a pair of green eyes loomed out at her from the shadows on the wall and she let out a nervous laugh. "No, I'm okay! I'm good without it."
"You should try anyways."
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hm. He doesn't like that gaze from the shadows.
Time for him to melt away
Time for him to melt away
Hydrophobia does not allow that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Hydrophobia does not allow that.
I respect the play.
feel free to take a dip though, it should be nice & hot.
Damn it. 😑
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I respect the play.
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Damn it. 😑
don't worry, electronics can't drown! these are inanimate objects. don't you know anything?
Oh no! They're drowning! You'll have to jump in after them.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Damn it. 😑
Oh no! They're drowning! You'll have to jump in after them.
good idea! in they go! two birds, one stone, lots of bubbles.
Hurry! Throw them in the bath!
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Oh no! They're drowning! You'll have to jump in after them.
Hurry! Throw them in the bath!
i dropped my sonic screwdriver in the toaster again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Hurry! Throw them in the bath!
"You should try anyways."
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
"I have a hard time judging when I'm full."
"Are you sure? It's always good to test your limits."
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"You should try anyways."
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
Please do not listen to the sketchy sunglasses man.
"Are you sure? It's always good to test your limits."
"That's too much food for me!"
"You should also help yourself to the pies in the display case."
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"Are you sure? It's always good to test your limits."
"You should also help yourself to the pies in the display case."
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"You should also help yourself to the pies in the display case."
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"Eat them anyways."
"CIENN WON'T LET ME EAT SEVEN BAGS OF POPPYSEED MUFFINS!"
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Eat them anyways."
Where's Ril? I can usually bother her without changing too many timelines.
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Where's Ril? I can usually bother her without changing too many timelines.
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There goes the big rat, making all the rules.
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There goes the big rat, making all the rules.
Aww, did someone's spell backfire?
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Aww, did someone's spell backfire?
And let the game end so soon for one with my blessing? Don't count on it, Ollie-bear.
If you’re going to kill me, can you just do it?
(He’d lay on the floor and close his eyes. He didn’t need more beer. He’d pass out shortly.)
Save everyone else the… trouble…
(He’d lay on the floor and close his eyes. He didn’t need more beer. He’d pass out shortly.)
Save everyone else the… trouble…
Seems like it!
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
March 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
And let the game end so soon for one with my blessing? Don't count on it, Ollie-bear.
Seems like it!
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
Yeah. Yeah, I know.
No matter what I do, I’m gonna end up alone, huh?
No matter what I do, I’m gonna end up alone, huh?
You're an insufferable prick.
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
March 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Seems like it!
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
(He's a god of chaos and corruption. He's not going to suggest Oliver better himself.)
You might as well get more drunk about it
You're an insufferable prick.
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
(A cocktail of drugs and booze later.)
I just don’t get what his fuckin’ deal is! All of them, they act like they’re better than me!
I don’t help, I’m a selfish ass.
I try to help, I’m a ‘blight’ on the fuckin’ town.
What the fuck do these people want from me?!
I just don’t get what his fuckin’ deal is! All of them, they act like they’re better than me!
I don’t help, I’m a selfish ass.
I try to help, I’m a ‘blight’ on the fuckin’ town.
What the fuck do these people want from me?!
... fine. Hopefully you have more value as entertainment than as any sort of partner.
March 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You're an insufferable prick.
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
(Waiting for Oliver to pass out so he can rob him.)
the casino is absolutely infested with rats.
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the casino is absolutely infested with rats.
... fine. Hopefully you have more value as entertainment than as any sort of partner.
Let’s not eat my eye. Let’s, you know, get high.
Oh, right. Eye.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.
March 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
... fine. Hopefully you have more value as entertainment than as any sort of partner.
Oh, right. Eye.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.
… yeah, okay.
If you talk to me like that again, I'll rip out your eyes and feed them to you.
Am I crystal fucking clear?
Am I crystal fucking clear?
March 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh, right. Eye.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.
Well, i might do it anyways. Eating just one eye isn't too bad.