E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️
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E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
· Nov 4
ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ
ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ
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Elijah "Ellie" Rat
The Rat Queen
#ʀᴀᴛᴍᴜɴ
Chaotic
MDNI
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ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ
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Elijah "Ellie" Rat
The Rat Queen
#ʀᴀᴛᴍᴜɴ
Chaotic
MDNI
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I hate that fucking thing.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I hate that fucking thing.
Who's asking? I don't know you.
What is your accent? I haven't heard one like that in some time.
I have also never heard of a spaceship. Only spelljammers.
I have also never heard of a spaceship. Only spelljammers.
Yeah! It looks cool.
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Who's asking? I don't know you.
//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)
He's not a fucking rodent-
I am not threatened by the other rodent.
Maybe you should be.
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
He's not a fucking rodent-
Yeah! It looks cool.
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
A spaceship?
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Yeah! It looks cool.
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
Maybe you should be.
I am not threatened by a rodent.
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Maybe you should be.
"... nevermind."
“Proctor nibs? What are you saying to me?”
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
"... nevermind."
He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
"I think that'll only confuse the little thing more."
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
“… how the flark do you figure?”
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 AM
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
Hm. People need to die, actually!
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Hm. People need to die, actually!
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
“Correct.”
"That ain't a rodent."
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
"That ain't a rodent."
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
"That ain't a rodent."
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(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)
Hello
i hope i don't meet any bad people today. 👍
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hello
(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood)
(... hungover grumbling)
(... hungover grumbling)
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood)
(... hungover grumbling)
(... hungover grumbling)
He's about to be a problem for a couple unlucky souls
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He's about to be a problem for a couple unlucky souls
What on earth are you doing?
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What on earth are you doing?
Delicious
oh yes?
well what if i had THREE chocolate advent calendars!!
well what if i had THREE chocolate advent calendars!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Delicious