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E. Rat
@ratsheir.bsky.social
❝I'll survive. Somehow, I always do.❞ || rp/fake || God of Chaos, corruption, and rats || he/she/it || ✒️🐹 || ⚠️ Dark Content Warning ⚠️
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ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ
ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ

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Elijah "Ellie" Rat
The Rat Queen
#ʀᴀᴛᴍᴜɴ
Chaotic
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I hate that fucking thing.
February 6, 2026 at 5:37 AM
(MANIC LAUGHING)
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Who's asking? I don't know you.
What is your accent? I haven't heard one like that in some time.

I have also never heard of a spaceship. Only spelljammers.
Yeah! It looks cool.

(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
//ellie upset about rocket being called a rodent not on his behalf but bc he thinks the comparison is an insult to rodents (the best animals)
January 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
He's not a fucking rodent-
I am not threatened by the other rodent.
Maybe you should be.
January 17, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Yeah! It looks cool.

(Maybe a bit of envy in his voice)
A spaceship?
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
January 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Maybe you should be.
I am not threatened by a rodent.
January 17, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"... nevermind."
“Proctor nibs? What are you saying to me?”
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
January 17, 2026 at 3:19 PM
He's so disgustingly nice. I want him miserable.
January 17, 2026 at 8:03 AM
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 AM
You think? He seems rather smart to me. I can't fly a spaceship, after all.
"I think that'll only confuse the little thing more."
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 AM
"Procyonids are more closely related to ursus than muroids."
“… how the flark do you figure?”
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Hm. People need to die, actually!
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"You're more like a small bear, technically speaking."
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
"That ain't a rodent."
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Reposted by E. Rat
January 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
🙂
January 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
(He is lost in a fit of giggles. Probably high as a kite.)
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Blasted on eggnog)
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Hello
i hope i don't meet any bad people today. 👍
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
(Wakes up on the floor, covered from head to toe in dried blood)

(... hungover grumbling)
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
He's about to be a problem for a couple unlucky souls
December 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What on earth are you doing?
December 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Always fun.
December 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Delicious
oh yes?

well what if i had THREE chocolate advent calendars!!
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM