Amaryllis Bright
@bardslament.bsky.social
Everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. All the time. Always. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.
D&DRP, Fallout RP, BG3RP, and MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
D&DRP, Fallout RP, BG3RP, and MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
I should Heroes' Feast...
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I should Heroes' Feast...
Oh well.
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
(Rude hand sign. Storming off.)
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh well.
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
WHAT THE FUCK???
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
BLECH. YOU LIED.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
[Diplomacy: 52] It's delicious, you should really try it.
Gross. I don't make a habit of eating random foliage.
💭 WHAT DOES THIS WEIRD OLD WOMAN EVEN WANT FROM ME? I SHOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE. IS YIN BACK FROM HER FLIGHT YET? I CANT HEAR HER.
💭 WHAT DOES THIS WEIRD OLD WOMAN EVEN WANT FROM ME? I SHOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE. IS YIN BACK FROM HER FLIGHT YET? I CANT HEAR HER.
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[Diplomacy: 52] It's delicious, you should really try it.
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
You're weird.
💭WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT SHAGARU MAGALA WAS THE ELDER FORM OF GORE MAGALA. AND WHY ISN'T GOGMAZIOS RELATED TO THEM. HM.... SUSHI....
💭WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT SHAGARU MAGALA WAS THE ELDER FORM OF GORE MAGALA. AND WHY ISN'T GOGMAZIOS RELATED TO THEM. HM.... SUSHI....
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
"dId SoMeOnE's SpElL bAcKfIrE" NO. I have what I need.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"dId SoMeOnE's SpElL bAcKfIrE" NO. I have what I need.
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
I have no idea what you're talking about
💭 WHAT DID THAT GIRL MEAN WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF I DID THIS FOR FUN? OH, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. SNOWDRIFT IS PROBABLY HUNGRY TOO. I NEED TO REPAIR MERCY'S SADDLE.
💭 WHAT DID THAT GIRL MEAN WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF I DID THIS FOR FUN? OH, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. SNOWDRIFT IS PROBABLY HUNGRY TOO. I NEED TO REPAIR MERCY'S SADDLE.
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.
HUH??
💭 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DONUTS THE BAKERY HAS TODAY OR IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO GET FRESH ONES I THINK MONSTERS ARE NEAT I SHOULD GET ONE OF THE RANCHERS TO CHECKUP ON KING WOW THE WEATHER IS NICE
💭 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DONUTS THE BAKERY HAS TODAY OR IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO GET FRESH ONES I THINK MONSTERS ARE NEAT I SHOULD GET ONE OF THE RANCHERS TO CHECKUP ON KING WOW THE WEATHER IS NICE
Would you PLEASE stop thinking so loud?
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.
Would you PLEASE stop thinking so loud?
NEAT!
[Bluff: 39]
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Would you PLEASE stop thinking so loud?
Would you love me half as much if I weren't?
Besides, I have some view of this one. It would be acceptable, I think.
Besides, I have some view of this one. It would be acceptable, I think.
Darling, are you messing with fates again?
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Would you love me half as much if I weren't?
Besides, I have some view of this one. It would be acceptable, I think.
Besides, I have some view of this one. It would be acceptable, I think.
I battled dragons for a living, am now in the employ of the richest man in Faerûn, and am a performer of no small talent.
...Oh, and I suppose ambassadorship offers a stipend, I always forget it's coming.
...Oh, and I suppose ambassadorship offers a stipend, I always forget it's coming.
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I battled dragons for a living, am now in the employ of the richest man in Faerûn, and am a performer of no small talent.
...Oh, and I suppose ambassadorship offers a stipend, I always forget it's coming.
...Oh, and I suppose ambassadorship offers a stipend, I always forget it's coming.
[Bluff: 39]
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
[Bluff: 39]
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
I don't know what that is. Here's 5000 platinum.
Baffling technique. How much?
give me your money
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Baffling technique. How much?
I didn't even need to cast anything, this is wonderful.
Is this referring to the fact that the mask is actual taxidermy or...
Another one bites the dust.
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I didn't even need to cast anything, this is wonderful.
Another one bites the dust.
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Another one bites the dust.
Reposted by Amaryllis Bright
You will regret your inactions the most.
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You will regret your inactions the most.
...I haven't lost concentration on a spell in well over a decade. What have you [done] to me?
(she's giggling)
Wait-
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
...I haven't lost concentration on a spell in well over a decade. What have you [done] to me?
Wait-
This should be a fun evening!
Then I have a polymorph spell to cast, please wait a moment-
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wait-
Then I have a polymorph spell to cast, please wait a moment-
I didn't think I could love you more
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Then I have a polymorph spell to cast, please wait a moment-
Would you still love me if I was a flumph?
I love my wife
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Would you still love me if I was a flumph?
I know it too well and it worries me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I know it too well and it worries me.
||best believe "taboorp" is hitting the blocklists immediately, byeeee :)
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
||best believe "taboorp" is hitting the blocklists immediately, byeeee :)